I enclose a transcript of last nights IRC convo, where Blackhats swearbot was absent, and we had a good and amiable chat mainly about GW things. I count 11 f**ks during the course of about 2 hours and 20 mins, which is realistic for modern adults.
Session Start: Mon Jan 24 23:47:20 2005
Session Ident: #warhammer40k
[23:47] * Now talking in #warhammer40k
[23:47] * X sets mode: +o Hard_Aun
[23:47] <SB|LFNC> lo
[23:47] <Lord_Settra> sup Hard_Aun ?
[23:47] <Hard_Aun> hello guys
[23:47] <Hard_Aun> just been watching a human dissection on TV
[23:48] <Hard_Aun> good fun
[23:49] <SB|LFNC> well
[23:49] <SB|LFNC> hmm
[23:50] <Lord_Settra> heh
[23:50] <Lord_Settra> sounds fun
[23:50] <Hard_Aun> it was actually
[23:51] <Invidia> ahh
[23:51] <Invidia> Aun
[23:51] <Hard_Aun> it was done by that german guy who plasticates corpses
[23:51] <Invidia> stange taste in entertainment as usual
[23:51] <Invidia> *strange
[23:51] <Hard_Aun> aye
[23:51] <Lord_Settra> i found some great underground UGK songs, not like you guys listen to that!
[23:51] <Invidia> ass test
[23:51] <Invidia> oh hes not here
[23:51] <Hard_Aun> nah
[23:52] <Invidia> my disappointment cannot be soothed
[23:52] <Hard_Aun> Gentlemen (and Ladies) we may say *****
[23:52] <Lord_Settra> all you guys seen that eugene armstrong beheading?
[23:52] <Hard_Aun> hmm ?
[23:52] <Lord_Settra> that is the sickest video i have ever seen
[23:52] <SB|LFNC> okay....
[23:52] <Hard_Aun> Ive seen a couple of beheadings by Al Quieda and co
[23:53] <Lord_Settra> made my stomach turn, and i can watch anything
[23:53] <Lord_Settra> yeah they did this one with a blunt butter knife
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> hmmm
[23:54] <Lord_Settra> not nice
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> nah, could ruin your entire day, that
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Hard_Aun> Ive seen a couple of beheadings by Al Quieda and co
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Lord_Settra> made my stomach turn, and i can watch anything
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Lord_Settra> yeah they did this one with a blunt butter knife
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Hard_Aun> hmmm
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Lord_Settra> not nice
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> <Hard_Aun> nah, could ruin your entire day, that
[23:54] <Hard_Aun> oops
[23:54] <Lord_Settra> they like sawed his head off, he was making the sickest noises even when he was just connected by his spinal cord
[23:55] <SB|LFNC> okay
[23:55] <SB|LFNC> thats enough
[23:55] <Hard_Aun> bad stuff
[23:55] <Lord_Settra> indeed it is
[23:55] <Lord_Settra> i'd like to gather a few of them al quiedia, bring them to TX and have a feild day with all my guns
[23:56] <Hard_Aun> I imagine they might refuse the invitation
[23:56] <Lord_Settra> yeah
[23:57] <Lord_Settra> but then i wouldent go there and fight them
[23:57] <SB|LFNC> that would be a waste of bullets
[23:57] <Hard_Aun> aye, dont blame you
[23:57] <Lord_Settra> ***** that, i have a friend in iraq
[23:58] <Lord_Settra> he rides around in a tank blasting ppl......he sais they shoot any thing that moves, men, women, children.......bad stuff
[23:58] <Hard_Aun> hmm, yeah
[23:58] <Lord_Settra> i dont have a problem killing grown men, but not women and kids
[23:58] <Invidia> we shouldn't be there
[23:58] <Invidia> end of story
[23:59] <Hard_Aun> I have to agree
[23:59] <Lord_Settra> yeah
[23:59] <Invidia> and as much as i share most of your sentiments Settra
[23:59] <Invidia> we've had problems with political debate in here before
Session Time: Tue Jan 25 00
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[00
0] <Lord_Settra> yeah
[00
0] <Invidia> and i would appreciate ifwe didn't start a discussion to cause them again
[00
0] <Invidia> btw
[00
0] <Invidia> if they do accept your invite
[00
0] <Lord_Settra> cool man
[00
0] <Invidia> ll need your address
[00
0] <Invidia> ^_^
[00
0] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00
0] <Lord_Settra> you guys watch the play offs yeasterday?
[00
1] <Lord_Settra> see that kid sing?
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1] * SaRgE_AwAy Quit (Ping timeout)
[00
1] <Lord_Settra> damn i was almost in tears, i felt for him
[00
1] <Hard_Aun> what happened ?
[00
2] <Lord_Settra> he sung the national anthem, he is 10 with Multiple scerosis (i know i *****ed that up)
[00
2] <Hard_Aun> blimey
[00
2] <Lord_Settra> sad d00d
[00
3] * Alana has joined #warhammer40k
[00
3] <Alana> yesss!
[00
3] <Lord_Settra> hey Alana
[00
3] <Hard_Aun> oh look
[00
3] <Lord_Settra> how are you?
[00
3] <Hard_Aun> Hi Alana
[00
3] <Alana> fine thank you
[00
3] <Alana> how are you?
[00
3] <SB|LFNC> lo
[00
3] <Lord_Settra> grand ty
[00
4] <Alana> I had to kill many a virus to get this far
[00
4] <Lord_Settra> ?
[00
5] <Alana> PC trouble
[00
5] <Lord_Settra> ahhh
[00
5] <Invidia> rofl
[00
5] <Invidia> long time no see
[00
6] <SB|LFNC> same here
[00
6] <Alana> sorry had PC trouble
[00
6] <Invidia> not your fault
[00
6] <Alana> SB happy birthday
[00
7] <SB|LFNC> thanks
[00
7] <Hard_Aun> is it your birthday ?>
[00
7] <SB|LFNC> yeah
[00
7] <Hard_Aun> many happy returns !
[00
7] * Alana knows many things
[00
7] <Lord_Settra> 15 licks
[00
7] <Lord_Settra> you know the rule
[00
7] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00
8] <Hard_Aun> we do bumps over here
[00
8] <Invidia> anyone play diablo 2?
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[00
8] <Alana> I do
[00
8] <Invidia> WOOT
[00
8] <SB|LFNC> i have
[00
9] <Alana> no expansion pack though
[00
9] <Invidia> drat
[00
9] <Invidia> im making a retard build
[00
9] <Invidia> with a friend of mine
[00
9] <Invidia> hes a throwing barb
[00
9] * SuedeHead is now known as Nagato
[00
9] <Invidia> and im Alana dagger necro
[00
9] <Invidia> and im *a
[00
9] <Invidia> damns cript
[00
9] <Invidia> bah
[00:10] <Invidia> wb Nagato
[00:10] <Alana> hey Petra
[00:11] <Nagato> yes
[00:12] <Alana> now I can talk to you via IRC and MSN
[00:12] <Lord_Settra> were you from Alana?
[00:12] <Nagato> yes Alana i can see that
[00:12] <Lord_Settra> i think its cool we all live in different places, way different
[00:12] <Lord_Settra> we are untied by warhammer
[00:12] <Alana> where I am from and where I live are two different places
[00:13] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00:13] <Lord_Settra> were do you live>
[00:13] <Alana> Manchester England
[00:13] <Lord_Settra> cool
[00:13] <Lord_Settra> i was born in Berwick
[00:13] <Hard_Aun> near Bristol, England
[00:13] <Lord_Settra> see what i mean?
[00:14] <Lord_Settra> its *****in' cool
[00:14] <Lord_Settra> i sometimes wonder when im out, what you guys would think of Texas
[00:14] <Hard_Aun> well, if we wernt all in different locations
[00:14] <Lord_Settra> cuz it is nothing like england, hell its like its own *****in' country
[00:15] <Hard_Aun> i mean, if we were all in the same room
[00:15] <Alana> I hear mixed things about Texas but it is a big place
[00:15] <Hard_Aun> we would be chatting out loud would we not ?
[00:15] <Lord_Settra> i could school ya'll on how to play warhammer/.....
[00:15] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00:15] <Invidia> not with TK you won't
[00:15] <Lord_Settra> true Hard_Aun, but this way we all bring something different
[00:15] <Lord_Settra> hahahaha
[00:16] <Lord_Settra> you dont want to see the TK
[00:16] <Alana> against the might of my Chaos I doubt they stand much of a chance
[00:16] <Lord_Settra> please settra, no not that! leave those on the shelf! they are not for play!
[00:17] <Alana> If I go to the US odds are I go to California
[00:17] <SB|LFNC> whooo
[00:17] <SB|LFNC> i win
[00:18] <Hard_Aun> if I go to the US chances are I will go to Canada
[00:18] <Alana> rofl!
[00:18] <Invidia> come to Ohio
[00:18] <Invidia> its the most kick ass state of all
[00:18] <Hard_Aun> I know Ohio actually
[00:19] <Hard_Aun> I have friends there
[00:19] <Alana> I can gate crash at Lauren's place
[00:19] <Hard_Aun> in Dayton
[00:19] <Hard_Aun> Alana, ffs warn her you are coming
[00:20] <Alana> oh right, good point
[00:21] <Hard_Aun> she might be serenading the Governator after all
[00:23] <Alana> you know some of my friends feel I should have played the TX in Terminator 3
[00:24] <Hard_Aun> heheh
[00:25] <Hard_Aun> that might have made the movie better
[00:25] <SB|LFNC> the TX?
[00:26] <SB|LFNC> soo...
[00:27] <Lord_Settra> Slai|work|, if you could beat my VC army 2/3 times, i would buy you 2000 pts. of any army
[00:27] <Lord_Settra> nothing personal, but i dout that you would win
[00:27] <Lord_Settra> due to your experiance
[00:27] <Hard_Aun> if you could have offed a few of the story developers as well, that would have improved the crappy plot too
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> T3 was ok
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> not that bad
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> i ment SB|LFNC
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> not Slai|work|
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> sorry, damned tab key
[00:28] <SB|LFNC> er
[00:28] <SB|LFNC> yeah
[00:28] <SB|LFNC> i haven't even played a game of FB
[00:28] <SB|LFNC> so
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> ohhh
[00:28] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00:29] <Alana> T3 was toned down for Children
[00:29] <Lord_Settra> thought you played slaanesh?
[00:29] <SB|LFNC> skaven
[00:29] <Lord_Settra> was it Alana?
[00:29] <SB|LFNC> eshin
[00:29] <SB|LFNC> yeah
[00:29] <Lord_Settra> thats right
[00:29] <Alana> I play Slaanesh
[00:29] <Lord_Settra> i like chaos, no sissy missle fire
[00:30] <Lord_Settra> just like my undead, cept my TK arrchers, but hey! they dont kill a *****in' thing!
[00:30] <Alana> I am doing Ogre Kingdoms
[00:31] <Alana> that much is certain
[00:31] <Hard_Aun> hey, so am I
[00:31] <Lord_Settra> yep
[00:31] <Lord_Settra> me too
[00:31] <Lord_Settra> they look awesome
[00:31] <Hard_Aun> they certainly do
[00:31] <Alana> I already have enough Ogres to start
[00:31] <Hard_Aun> of the new ones ?
[00:31] <Alana> nope
[00:32] <Lord_Settra> hehehehe i remeber when this guy thought that golgfags ogres (him and the whole unit) could beat a khorne deamon prince
[00:32] <Lord_Settra> i was like "dood, do you smoke rocks?"
[00:32] <Alana> my ogres could beat a Daemon Prince
[00:32] <Alana> there are 30 of them
[00:32] <Lord_Settra> the new ones?
[00:32] <Alana> in one unit
[00:32] <Lord_Settra> 30!
[00:32] <Lord_Settra> dirt how many points is that?
[00:33] <Lord_Settra> thats what my 40 zombies are for!
[00:33] <Lord_Settra> great for those nasty units, like the one you mentioned and slayers
[00:34] <Lord_Settra> although 40 zombies wouldent last long, they are good for tieing units up
[00:34] <Alana> in 3rd edition armies of huge monsters were easier to do
[00:34] <Lord_Settra> yeah
[00:34] <Lord_Settra> remeber the wood elf packs?
[00:35] <Lord_Settra> bears, wolves and other nasties together
[00:35] <Lord_Settra> hey Alana, while you are here, what news of nagash?
[00:35] <Alana> heard nothing
[00:36] <Lord_Settra> damn
[00:36] <SB|LFNC> meh
[00:36] <Alana> Nightie would have been in touch
[00:36] <SB|LFNC> got my fellblade ready
[00:36] * Lord_Settra throws oine of his nine books of nagash against the wall
[00:36] <Lord_Settra> heh
[00:36] <Lord_Settra> you dont want to run your little rat with his 100 point sword and no ward against nagash
[00:37] <Alana> it worked before
[00:37] <Lord_Settra> you might get lucky, but then again, in this one im sure he will have a 3+ ward
[00:37] <Lord_Settra> yes it did
[00:37] <Lord_Settra> but nagash was asleep, (at least thats what his rep said)
[00:37] <SB|LFNC> and?
[00:37] <Alana> the Hammer of Sigmar took him down too
[00:37] <Lord_Settra> yes
[00:38] <Lord_Settra> but you cant keep him down
[00:38] <Lord_Settra> and it was a TK that killed him with the fell blade, not a rat
[00:38] <Lord_Settra> well he was alive
[00:39] <Lord_Settra> were is sigma now? dead, were is nagash? undead!
[00:39] <Alana> true but the Fellblade is a serious weapon
[00:39] <Lord_Settra> yes it is
[00:40] <Lord_Settra> s10 d6 wounds right?
[00:40] <SB|LFNC> yeha
[00:40] <Alana> Sigmar can come back too
[00:40] <SB|LFNC> *yeah
[00:40] <Alana> he has done so more than once
[00:40] <Lord_Settra> in the fifth edition, you could give deathmaster snitch a fell blade, nasty
[00:40] <Lord_Settra> it cost 135 back then
[00:41] <Lord_Settra> the black axe of krell used to be 125, no its only 50
[00:41] <Lord_Settra> *now
[00:41] <Hard_Aun> what a small pecker Jeff Goldblum has
[00:41] <Lord_Settra> hahahaha
[00:41] <Lord_Settra> what!?
[00:42] <SB|LFNC> ...
[00:42] <Hard_Aun> watching The Fly
[00:42] <Hard_Aun> saw him in tight underpants
[00:42] <Alana> spandex
[00:43] <Lord_Settra> we all know who has the warhammer world by the short and currlies,, its lumpin croop!
[00:43] <Lord_Settra> dont ***** with him....
[00:43] <Hard_Aun> nah, im sure they were unwashed marks and spensers
[00:43] <Lord_Settra> gross
[00:44] <Lord_Settra> sigma came back?
[00:44] <Lord_Settra> when?
[00:44] <Hard_Aun> sorry, were you talking about the pixie game ?
[00:44] <Alana> he posesses people
[00:44] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00:44] <Hard_Aun> dont let me interupt
[00:44] <Alana> Magnus the Pious
[00:44] <Alana> Karl Franz
[00:44] <Alana> Valten
[00:44] <Lord_Settra> ohhh yeah, i thought you ment in physical form
[00:44] <Alana> that guy in Drachenfels
[00:44] <Invidia> Aun, i started a SM army
[00:44] <Hard_Aun> Hey, well done Angel
[00:45] <Hard_Aun> see, it doesn't hurt !
[00:45] <Alana> I am not impressed with the new Marine Codex
[00:45] <Invidia> why not?
[00:45] <Hard_Aun> Alana: why not ?
[00:46] <Alana> the White Scars rules for one
[00:46] <Hard_Aun> apart from the fact you are not easily impressed anyway
[00:46] <Lord_Settra> heh
[00:46] <Alana> what makes me think there are hundreds of Rhinos painted white on Ebay now?
[00:47] <Hard_Aun> well, you have looked already
[00:48] <Lord_Settra> white scars? they are a major army now?
[00:48] <Alana> they went from Tactical Squads MUST have Rhinos to- Tactical Squads with Rhinos are fast attack
[00:49] <Hard_Aun> 'be afraid, be very afraid'
[00:49] <Hard_Aun> I love that line
[00:49] <Lord_Settra> lol
[00:49] <Hard_Aun> reminds me of Christmas somehow
[00:49] <Lord_Settra> i need to get back into 40k
[00:49] <Invidia> yeah
[00:50] <Invidia> i need to get my sm dex bad
[00:50] <Invidia> *back
[00:50] <Lord_Settra> ?
[00:50] <Lord_Settra> sm dex?
[00:50] <Invidia> space marine codex
[00:50] <Lord_Settra> ahhh
[00:50] <Lord_Settra> yes i need one too
[00:50] <Invidia> i left it ina different state
[00:50] <Alana> anyway in terms of huge changes- the fact that Raven Guard have gone from the strategic strike chapter to flying nut job Jump Pack central
[00:50] <SB|LFNC> yeah
[00:50] <SB|LFNC> with kaj right?
[00:51] <Invidia> aye
[00:51] <Lord_Settra> kaj is spoon man right?
[00:51] <Invidia> yup
[00:51] <Alana> Blood Ravens- chapter of legend WHAT IS GOING ON?
[00:51] <Lord_Settra> invidia you are angeklicus right?
[00:51] <Invidia> wait
[00:51] <Invidia> how do you get they are a flying apck of nut jobs?
[00:51] <Invidia> aye
[00:52] <Lord_Settra> is cypgher still a charcter?
[00:52] <Lord_Settra> cypher
[00:52] <Alana> 6 assault squads
[00:52] <Lord_Settra> damn
[00:52] <Lord_Settra> i used to jump dante into combat with his bodyguard, only to realise that he sucked ass!
[00:53] <Invidia> true
[00:53] <Hard_Aun> Lord_Settra: for your information, I am Hard_Aun
[00:53] <Invidia> thats why you make your own chapter that doesn't suck ass
[00:53] <SB|LFNC> wow
[00:53] <SB|LFNC> real aun?
[00:54] <Hard_Aun> aye. Not a substitute or imposter
[00:55] <Lord_Settra> blood angels dont suck
[00:55] <Lord_Settra> mephiston is still around right?
[00:55] <Hard_Aun> yup
[00:55] <Alana> blood angels still use their codex
[00:55] <Lord_Settra> what about cypher?
[00:56] <Hard_Aun> hes Dark Angels
[00:56] <Alana> dodgy fit with the new rules though
[00:56] <Lord_Settra> i thought he was chaos?
[00:56] <Lord_Settra> a fallen angel
[00:56] <Hard_Aun> thats a matter of conjecture
[00:56] <Lord_Settra> are there rules for him?
[00:56] <Hard_Aun> aye
[00:56] <Alana> yes
[00:56] <Hard_Aun> in an old WD
[00:57] <Lord_Settra> ahhh
[00:57] <Lord_Settra> GW have a nasty habbit of killing offf the great characters
[00:58] * Lord_Settra coughs, "horrible choice by GW"
[00:58] <Lord_Settra> wonder what all star had the idea odf not including nagash, like to punch him in the jaw
[00:58] <Alana> that is why I make up my own
[00:58] <Hard_Aun> oh gawd I hate that kfc advert where they sing
[00:59] <Hard_Aun> come back Jeff and underpants, all is forgiven
[00:59] <Lord_Settra> yeah i make my own up too, but i like alot of the ones that have been around for a while
[00:59] <Alana> I make them up over time
[00:59] <Lord_Settra> like vlad and such
[00:59] <Alana> develop them based on things that happen to them
[01
0] <Alana> exaclty what GW does
[01
0] <Lord_Settra> when they fall?
[01
0] <Lord_Settra> you kill them off?
[01
0] <Lord_Settra> and start over?
[01
0] <Alana> you know Tycho was a regular captain
[01
0] <Alana> got killed in a battle report with Orks
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> yeah
[01
1] <SB|LFNC> whooo
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> he didnt die though
[01
1] <Alana> and they brought him back as a special character
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> he was just paralized
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> on one side of his face
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> oooo i see
[01
1] <Lord_Settra> tycho = complete waste of time
[01
1] <SB|LFNC> no dirt
[01
1] <SB|LFNC> he got owned by orks
[01
2] <Lord_Settra> hahaha
[01
2] <Alana> I am unable to take Cassius seriously now you know
[01
2] <Alana> I thought he was cool
[01
2] <Alana> mentioned him on MSN to Lauren
[01
2] <Lord_Settra> cassius?
[01
2] <Lord_Settra> how is abadon these days?
[01
3] <Alana> she pointed out that in his picture in the Marine Codex he appears to be doing the moonwalk
[01
3] <Lord_Settra> Kharn had good fluff
[01
3] <Lord_Settra> but i know you guys hate khorne
[01
3] <Lord_Settra> dont know why
[01
3] <Lord_Settra> but you all seem to hate it!
[01
4] <SB|LFNC> meh
[01
4] <Alana> I am required to
[01
4] <Alana> Slaaneshi champion
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> ?
[01
4] <SB|LFNC> khorne is boring
[01
4] <Nagato> cause its sux
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> boaring?
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> 0o0o0o0o
[01
4] <SB|LFNC> no depth
[01
4] <Nagato> red is not my color
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh has depth?
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> hahahaha
[01
4] <Lord_Settra> tzeench has depth
[01
5] <Nagato> slaanesh has sex
[01
5] <Nagato> so..
[01
5] <Hard_Aun> Im keeping out of this one
[01
5] <Alana> Slaanesh has a lot of depth there are many reasons why people worship him
[01
5] <Lord_Settra> slaaanesh is my least favorite, but thats becuase i think they look gay
[01
5] <Lord_Settra> and the fact that not one lord could stand against a khorne lord
[01
5] <Nagato> slaanesh is the only tue evil god actually
[01
6] <Lord_Settra> what is not eveil about khorne?
[01
6] <Nagato> true*
[01
6] <Alana> Khorne could be cool if they made him the god of war
[01
6] <Lord_Settra> they kill everything! life for a champion of khorne is constant battle!
[01
6] <Hard_Aun> hes got anger managment problems
[01
6] <Alana> not the crazed Blood God he is now
[01
6] <Lord_Settra> what! is more chaotic than that?
[01
6] <Nagato> well martial pride is not an evil 'thing'
[01
7] <Lord_Settra> and for thre record, no champions of chaos have sex!
[01
7] <Hard_Aun> !!!
[01
7] <Lord_Settra> they cant take thier armor off!
[01
7] <SB|LFNC> i have
[01
7] <Hard_Aun> they didnt think that through then
[01
7] <SB|LFNC> not that hard
[01
7] <Nagato> you dont need to take all the armor off
[01
7] <Lord_Settra> ahhh they have an opening?
[01
7] <Nagato> all you need is hole
[01
7] <Alana> the most honourable character ironically is Lucius
[01
8] <Lord_Settra> BD are honorable buit evil
[01
8] <Lord_Settra> *but
[01
8] * Hard_Aun is listening to : The Beatles - All You Need Is Hole
[01
8] <Alana> A Slaaneshi Daemon Prince has more Martial Pride than all the followers of Khorne combined
[01
8] <Lord_Settra> i see chaos as the most evil of all armies, then i think TK are the least evil of all the bad armies
[01
8] <Nagato> nah
[01
8] <Lord_Settra> no way Alana
[01
9] <Nagato> tyranids (in 40k) are evil
[01
9] <Lord_Settra> yeah in 40k
[01
9] <SB|LFNC> tyranids are not evil
[01
9] <SB|LFNC> they just want to eat
[01
9] <Invidia> how?
[01
9] <Lord_Settra> tk realy aint evil, they just got ass ***** by nagash
[01
9] <Nagato> thats why are evil
[01
9] <Invidia> the rules are terrible
[01:10] <Alana> read the background for Lucius the Eternal Slaanesh does honour too
[01:10] <Lord_Settra> heh, ever noticed the hive tyrant looks alot like that big alien from alien resurection?
[01:10] <Lord_Settra> the white one
[01:10] <Invidia> shhhhh
[01:10] <Invidia> there is no correlation
[01:10] <Hard_Aun> Geenas just given birth to a giant maggot, btw
[01:10] <Lord_Settra> hahaha
[01:11] <Invidia> a baby maggot?
[01:11] <Hard_Aun> yip
[01:11] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh is the weakest of the gods, it sais so....khorne is the most powerful
[01:11] <Nagato> slaanesh is the weakest of the gods,
[01:11] <Lord_Settra> yes
[01:11] <Nagato> Lol?
[01:11] <Lord_Settra> read the book
[01:11] <Nagato> what book?
[01:11] <Nagato> the Lord_Settra's book?
[01:11] <Lord_Settra> it goes, khorne, tzeench, nurgle, then slaanesh
[01:12] <Lord_Settra> no any chaos book ever released
[01:12] <Nagato> thats the birth
[01:12] <Alana> I have a theory why Slaanesh is the weakest
[01:12] <Nagato> no its not
[01:12] <Alana> he eats other gods
[01:12] <Nagato> first of al
[01:12] <Nagato> l
[01:12] <Nagato> read teh liber chaotica
[01:12] <Nagato> and you will see
[01:12] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh is like the little brother that all the other gods beat the dirt out of
[01:12] <SB|LFNC> i would hope not
[01:13] <Nagato> yeah right
[01:13] <SB|LFNC> i wouldn't touch him
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> khaine is khorns brother, did you know that?
[01:13] <Alana> because when he grows up he will kill them all
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> grows up?
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> he is god!
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> he is grown
[01:13] <Nagato> anyway
[01:13] <Nagato> the point is
[01:13] <Nagato> Slaanesh=fun
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh is weak
[01:13] <Lord_Settra> that is the point
[01:13] <Nagato> Khorne=boring
[01:14] <Lord_Settra> khorne aint boring
[01:14] <Nagato> yes
[01:14] <Nagato> it is
[01:14] <Nagato> end
[01:14] <Lord_Settra> they just like to fight, rather than be ass ***** by deamons all day
[01:14] <Nagato> and meat is murder
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> like i said, show me ANY slaanesh character that can beat a khornate one
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> any
[01:15] <Alana> Lucius the Eternal
[01:15] <Alana> undefeatable
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> were are his rules?
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> erm
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> arbaal the undefeated
[01:15] <Alana> if you kill him you become him
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> champoin of khorne
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> he is one of your own?
[01:15] <Alana> nope
[01:15] <Alana> in Codex Chaos
[01:15] <Lord_Settra> oooh
[01:16] <Lord_Settra> i see, 40k
[01:16] <Lord_Settra> kharn would prolly ***** him up
[01:16] <Nagato> well fluff wise no
[01:16] <Alana> I doubt it
[01:16] <Lord_Settra> kharn is raw!
[01:16] <Lord_Settra> you cant knoick karn
[01:16] <Nagato> game wise maybe
[01:16] <Lord_Settra> *knock
[01:16] <Alana> they are pretty even in game power too
[01:17] <Lord_Settra> he has a good story line
[01:17] <Nagato> a boring story line
[01:17] <Nagato> all Khorne champions
[01:17] <Nagato> are flat
[01:17] <Lord_Settra> what the ***** is so imnteresting about slaanesh>?
[01:17] <Nagato> Khorne champuions are for newbs
[01:18] <Nagato> champions*
[01:18] <Lord_Settra> i mean even nurgle is more powerful than him, and he is a fat piece of dirt!
[01:18] <Nagato> red and evil
[01:18] <Nagato> so boring
[01:18] <Invidia> Pink and sexy
[01:18] <Invidia> always better
[01:18] <Lord_Settra> lol
[01:18] <Lord_Settra> on a dude?
[01:18] <Lord_Settra> gross
[01:18] <Nagato> pink sexy and vicious
[01:18] <Invidia> id hump a daemonette
[01:18] <Alana> I use purple and black for my warriors
[01:19] <Nagato> purple is my color
[01:19] <Lord_Settra> purple? that international gay color?
[01:19] <Lord_Settra> pah!
[01:19] <Lord_Settra> bring your slaanesh on any day, any time, and show you why they suck dick for a living
[01:19] <Invidia> loh please
[01:19] <Alana> the full army?
[01:20] <Lord_Settra> all of them!
[01:20] <Hard_Aun> hmm
[01:20] <Lord_Settra> 100,000 points if you want
[01:20] <Lord_Settra> line them up
[01:20] <Nagato> i will only bring my Mozz dog
[01:20] <Nagato> is a slaanesh fiend
[01:20] <Lord_Settra> i dont even play khorne that much, but to defend the chaos championship i will
[01:21] <Lord_Settra> cuz i know they are bad ass
[01:21] <Lord_Settra> i started out playing khorne though
[01:22] <Lord_Settra> abaal would own dechala(or whatever her name is)
[01:22] <Alana> only models with the mark of Slaanesh? or can I drown you in Marauders?
[01:22] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh now, only the finest warriors march to defend thier god!
[01:22] <Nagato> what about Azazel?
[01:22] <Lord_Settra> against a deamon prince of knorne?
[01:22] <Nagato> yes
[01:23] <Lord_Settra> no way
[01:23] <Nagato> or against arbaal the boring
[01:23] <Lord_Settra> he used to be pretty good back in the 5th edition
[01:23] <Lord_Settra> but now?
[01:23] <Lord_Settra> come on
[01:23] <Nagato> pfff
[01:23] <Lord_Settra> lol
[01:24] <Nagato> dont lol my pfff
[01:24] <Lord_Settra> thats exactly what abaal would do
[01:24] <Alana> over 200 Chaos Warriors
[01:24] <Lord_Settra> khorne chosen champion lives a far more dangerous life than any slaanesh one
[01:24] <Nagato> for first and last time is Arbaal not Abaal
[01:24] <Alana> all I can find is Marauders though
[01:25] <Lord_Settra> exactly
[01:25] <Nagato> <Lord_Settra> khorne chosen champion lives a far more dangerous life than any slaanesh one
[01:25] <Invidia> khorne is bland, and boring
[01:25] <Nagato> try to ***** a daemonette
[01:25] <Invidia> no skill
[01:25] <Invidia> no finesse
[01:25] <Lord_Settra> heh
[01:25] <Lord_Settra> all brute force
[01:25] <Alana> Slaanesh is not the god of sex
[01:25] <Alana> he is the god of pleasure
[01:25] <Lord_Settra> i never said that
[01:25] <Invidia> exactly
[01:25] <Alana> quite different
[01:25] <Nagato> sex is pleasure
[01:25] <Nagato> yes
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> slaanesh is weak
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> proven fact
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> sais so in the book
[01:26] <Alana> if you love hacking people up Slaanesh can be your god just as much as Khorne
[01:26] <Nagato> What book???
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> any chaos book!
[01:26] <Nagato> name one!
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> that is not new news
[01:26] <Nagato> now
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> hordes of chaos
[01:26] <Lord_Settra> any one
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> look back
[01:27] <Nagato> its says the birth time
[01:27] <Nagato> Khorne was first
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> i'll go get my old editons and quote right out of the book!
[01:27] <Nagato> that all
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> no it doesnt
[01:27] <Nagato> 'birth time'
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> it sais khorne is the most powerful
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> clearly
[01:27] <Nagato> i doubt that
[01:27] <Lord_Settra> he has the most followers
[01:28] <Nagato> and if says that then is old fluff
[01:28] <Alana> Slaanesh is growing
[01:28] <Nagato> read Liber Chaotica Lord_Settra
[01:28] <Lord_Settra> but l;ike i said, if you need the axe of khorne to teach you the lesson, then so be it
[01:28] <Lord_Settra> i will
[01:28] <Nagato> that books are the only good chaos bokos
[01:28] <Alana> Codex Chaos says that Slaanesh is growing
[01:28] <Nagato> Books*
[01:28] <Lord_Settra> its still the weakest, 40,000 years later!
[01:29] <Lord_Settra> how much time does it need?
[01:29] <Alana> 10,000
[01:29] <Alana> that is how old it is
[01:29] <Lord_Settra> and still on the bottom!
[01:29] <Lord_Settra> damn
[01:29] <Nagato> anyway that joke is'nt funny anymore
[01:29] <Nagato> move on plz!
[01:30] <Lord_Settra> i like tzeench the most though
[01:30] <Alana> as oppose to the other gods which may now be 100 billion now
[01:30] <Nagato> angel
[01:30] <Lord_Settra> even though tzeench hates khorne
[01:30] <Nagato> say something funny
[01:31] <Lord_Settra> you have a point alana
[01:31] <Nagato> angel where is fatty?
[01:31] <Nagato> eating?
[01:31] <Lord_Settra> but could of of should of, maybee one day doesnt mean dirt!
[01:31] <Pulan> nah
[01:31] <Pulan> fatty saw me posting a link of a girl
[01:31] <Lord_Settra> who is fatty?
[01:31] <Pulan> he's bussy with other stuff now
[01:32] <Nagato> the only fatty that i know from here is kaj
[01:32] <Alana> several developers thought the idea of Khorne Nurgle and Tzzench being born because of humans was dumb in the extreme
[01:32] <Lord_Settra> they wernt born
[01:32] <Lord_Settra> they are gods
[01:32] <Nagato> and still is
[01:32] <Pulan> whm
[01:33] <Nagato> dumb in the extreme
[01:33] <Alana> well when the first existed
[01:33] <Invidia> rofl
[01:33] <Invidia> what?
[01:33] <Pulan> IIRC khorne was born when the first human picked up a stone and hit another one with it in the head....
[01:33] <Lord_Settra> exacly
[01:33] <Pulan>
[01:33] <Lord_Settra> when the first human felt the rush to crush someone skull
[01:33] <Alana> which is idiocy because the biggest war ever was some time before that
[01:33] <Pulan> dunno if that's correct though
[01:34] <Lord_Settra> chaos undived is the strongest technically
[01:34] <Lord_Settra> chaos in its purest form
[01:34] <Lord_Settra> and that does include the prince, i know that
[01:34] <Alana> I think Khorne was created during the War in Heaven now
[01:35] <Lord_Settra> heh, now that i think about it, are those lame noise marines still around?
[01:35] <Lord_Settra> how gay
[01:35] <Lord_Settra> 80's rock stars
[01:36] <Alana> they no longer look like that
[01:36] * Nagato Depeche Mode - Everything Counts (Long Version)
[01:36] <Lord_Settra> you remeber Alana?
[01:36] <Alana> but are still Noise Marines
[01:36] <Alana> yes
[01:36] <Pulan> OMG yes
[01:36] <Lord_Settra> how they used to loo?
[01:36] <Alana> I have one
[01:36] <Lord_Settra> hehehehe
[01:36] <Pulan>
http://forum.librarium-online.com/index.ph...=0&#entry311323
[01:36] <Pulan> ^there is a god
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[01:37] <Lord_Settra> wb retard
[01:37] <Pulan> hmm
[01:37] <Morden> who, me?
[01:37] <Lord_Settra> they looked pretty gay, but i have to say the dog looking first bloodthirsters looked pretty lame too
[01:37] <Pulan> I actually was about to write a post that everyone on the chat hates each other
[01:38] <Pulan> [02:48] []Lord_Settra> wb retard <-- confirms it
[01:38] <Lord_Settra> we dont hate each other
[01:38] <Lord_Settra> i was talkin' to Mordem
[01:38] <Pulan> YES we do
[01:38] <Invidia> stfu
[01:38] <Invidia> no one likes you vindy
[01:38] <Lord_Settra> lol
[01:38] <Pulan> only the deathwing and the ppl of the brain was friends
[01:38] <Invidia> :o
[01:39] <Pulan> Invidia : I know, that's why I got highest chanlev
[01:39] <Pulan> well, IIRC
[01:39] <Lord_Settra> i dont hate anyone on IRC
[01:39] <Nagato> you dont?
[01:39] <Pulan> hmm
[01:39] <Lord_Settra> hate is strong, you have to realy yellow water me off for me to hate you
[01:39] <Pulan> all the peeps I've had fights with
[01:39] <Lord_Settra> cant do that online!
[01:39] <Pulan> and annoys me
[01:39] <Lord_Settra> fights yes
[01:39] <Invidia> RAWFLE
[01:39] <Pulan> on the chat
[01:40] <Pulan> r
[01:40] <Pulan> o
[01:40] <Pulan> f
[01:40] <Pulan> l
[01:40] <Pulan> like
[01:40] <Pulan> robin
[01:40] <Pulan> kaj
[01:40] <Pulan> k3
[01:40] <Pulan> pandora
[01:40] <Invidia> WAKE UP PULAN
[01:40] <Lord_Settra> i like to debate, dont confuse it witgh hatred!
[01:40] <Invidia> rofl
[01:40] <Pulan> stfu Invidia
[01:40] <Nagato> It's so easy to hate
[01:40] <Invidia> reagardless that was funny as hell
[01:40] <Invidia> a whole freaking screen
[01:40] <Invidia> of wake up p-man
[01:40] <Pulan> was I even @ home
[01:41] <Pulan> cause
[01:41] <Pulan> then robin would have been banned
[01:41] <Lord_Settra> that aint cool
[01:41] <Lord_Settra> when you aint even there to defend yourself
[01:41] <Lord_Settra> brb, need a smoke
[01:41] <Pulan> anyhow
[01:41] <Nagato> its cool when you are op Lord_Settra
[01:42] <Pulan> there was something that I was about to do
[01:42] <Pulan> yes
[01:42] <Lord_Settra> heh, bet you cant find a slaanesh charcter that would whoop settra!
[01:42] <Pulan> XENOSAGA
[01:42] <Lord_Settra> hahahaha
[01:42] <Pulan> 2 eps
[01:42] <Pulan> laters
[01:43] <Hard_Aun> laters, Vindy
[01:43] * Alana Quit (Quit: Do fish get thirsty?)
[01:46] <Lord_Settra> i have nothing but love for warhammer players
[01:46] <Nagato>
[01:47] <Lord_Settra> all of you
[01:47] <Invidia> eh
[01:47] <Lord_Settra> we are untied by our love for the game
[01:47] <Invidia> not if you like khorne
[01:47] <Lord_Settra> hahahaha
[01:47] <Lord_Settra> they are third on my list, VK, TK then chaos
[01:47] <Invidia> I've got some lizzies
[01:48] <Invidia> and a full daemonette horde lsit
[01:48] <Invidia> *list
[01:48] <Lord_Settra> im glad they made the lizzies better this edition
[01:49] <Lord_Settra> that *****in sword of cocoakiaa or whatever was leathal in the last ediion though, it was by far the most powerful magic item
[01:50] <Lord_Settra> hated that dirt
[01:50] <Lord_Settra> but then i had a T9 vamnpire lord, so how can i call anything cheesy
[01:51] <Invidia> i only jsut started playing
[01:51] <Invidia> *jist
[01:51] <Invidia> ffs
[01:51] <Invidia> anyways
[01:51] <Lord_Settra> cool
[01:51] <Invidia> i have one box of nettes
[01:51] <Invidia> and 2 army books
[01:51] <Lord_Settra> nettes?
[01:51] <Nagato> nettes
[01:52] <Hard_Aun> even I know what that means
[01:52] <Nagato> daemonettes?
[01:52] <Nagato> Invidia?
[01:52] * Morden Quit (Quit)
[01:52] <Nagato> oh well
[01:53] * SB|LFNC Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:53] <Lord_Settra> i dont play slaanesh
[01:53] <Nagato> me 2
[01:54] * Lord_Settra laughs
[01:55] <Lord_Settra> i wish we could all get together and play
[01:55] <Lord_Settra> smoke some sweets and watch slaanesh bow down to a greater power
[01:55] <Hard_Aun> easier said than done, my colonial friend
[01:55] <Lord_Settra> lol
[01:55] <Lord_Settra> that is true Hard_Aun
[01:55] <Lord_Settra> but maybee one day
[01:55] <Hard_Aun> heh, maybe
[01:56] <Nagato> that day will never never come
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[01:56] <Lord_Settra> i have the money to fly anywere, but i want everyone to meet up and play
[01:56] <Lord_Settra> mario! was up man?
[01:57] <Nagato> 4 am time for beauty sleep
[01:57] <Nagato> goodnight
[01:57] <Lord_Settra> night Nagato
[01:57] * Nagato has left #warhammer40k
[01:57] <Lord_Settra> it would be fun to all get up and have a good time
[01:58] <Hard_Aun> yeah true
[01:58] <Lord_Settra> i dont know that many plers anymore, non of my friends play warhammer
[01:58] <Hard_Aun> but not exactly practical
[01:58] <Lord_Settra> true
[01:59] <Lord_Settra> i know we are all young high school / college students
[01:59] <Hard_Aun> heh, Im not
[01:59] <Lord_Settra> but one day maybee, it doesnt cost as much as it once did to fly
[01:59] <Lord_Settra> how old are you Hard_Aun?
[01:59] <Hard_Aun> 37
[01:59] <Lord_Settra> cool
[01:59] <Lord_Settra> that aint that old man!
[01:59] <Hard_Aun> thanks
[01:59] <Hard_Aun> i know
[01:59] <Hard_Aun> just pointing out that im not a college student
[02
0] * Lord_Settra nods
[02
0] <Lord_Settra> were you at Hard_Aun?
[02
0] <Hard_Aun> neither are Alana or Nags
[02
0] <Lord_Settra> nags is my age 22
[02
0] <Hard_Aun> Bristol, South West England
[02
0] <Lord_Settra> dont know how old alana is
[02
1] <Lord_Settra> my friends dont like warhammer because they do not undersatnd it, they think it is d & d
[02
1] <Lord_Settra> which it is not!
[02
1] <Hard_Aun> yeah quite
[02
1] <Hard_Aun> act. she has her bdate in her profile, so its not a secret
[02
2] <Lord_Settra> ok
[02
3] <Lord_Settra> how long you played Hard_Aun?
[02
4] <Hard_Aun> about 12 years on and off
[02
4] <Lord_Settra> cool
[02
4] <Hard_Aun> not much recently
[02
4] <Lord_Settra> me either, dont have many ppl. around here that do
[02
5] <Lord_Settra> but when i do...... ) :
[02
5] <Lord_Settra> ; )
[02
5] <Lord_Settra> lol
[02
5] <Hard_Aun> yeah, Ive got a GW store about 5 mins walk away
[02
5] <Lord_Settra> a thousand curses on you!
[02
5] <Hard_Aun> and a few friends down there
[02
5] <Lord_Settra> lol
[02
5] <Hard_Aun> so i can play on Tues eves if i want
[02
6] <Lord_Settra> cool
[02
6] <Hard_Aun> thats mature players night
[02
6] <Lord_Settra> lol
[02
6] <Hard_Aun> not quite as many tantrums and screaming as on juniors nights
[02
6] <Lord_Settra> lol
[02
7] <Lord_Settra> its hard not to scream if you lose a VC lord, cuz you basically lost the game
[02
7] <Hard_Aun> heh yeah
[02
7] <Hard_Aun> but thats one of the 'charms' of the pixie game
[02
8] <Lord_Settra> pixie?
[02
8] <Hard_Aun> the big chars are such a points sink
[02
8] <Hard_Aun> that GW game thats not 40k
[02
8] <Lord_Settra> truew
[02
8] <Hard_Aun> its got gnomes and pixies and stuff
[02
9] <Lord_Settra> i know, vlad von carstein is 800 points! and you have to take his sorry ass wife too!
[02
9] <Lord_Settra> so its like 900 +
[02
9] <Hard_Aun> sheesh
[02:10] * Lord_Settra dances
[02:10] * Lord_Settra moonwalks
etc etc...