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Lemmin'Kaien

Lemmin'Kaien, or often known as Lemmin, or Lemm, is the Fox god of trickery and jokes, and is said to be there at every fun occasion, when every joke is told, and when every practical trick is played.
He also has a day of his own, as well as the yearly Rav'en Day, known as Day of Vits'ern, or Lemmin's Day.
Like Rav'en Day, festivities and carnivals are held, and much Vulpmunden Ale is normally consumed. Though unlike Rav'en day, where the focus is the praise of all the gods and the mighty Emperor of mankind, Lemmin's Day is more focus of the playing and telling of tricks and jokes, and to generally remind people of the system, though they may sometimes face hardships, they should never be too down and out, and never give up on hope, as well, of course the gods and the Emperor.

Lemmin'Kaien is the smallest of all the Fox gods, in that he is half the size of a normal fox!
He looks the same as any other fox, bar his size, and for one other rather odd thing. The tips of his ears are not orange, black or brown, but white.
It's said in the old texts, that Lemmin was at first a normal fox, of normal colour and size, but that it was in fact Den Harr'Fauren that made him small and his ears white, to stop him from playing tricks on him!

Sightings of the actual Lemmin'Kaien are somewhat of a rarity, since he has a gift that no other fox god does, the gift to change shape, or so the texts say.
However, the reports of odd things happening, especially in the days running up to Lemmin's Day are sometimes off the scale. These things range from pictures falling off walls or tables, to whole rooms being torn to bits.
There have also been stories in the texts of bad people or people who commit various crimes, though in most cases crimes such as fraud or theft, who tend to meet there ends at the hands of a beautiful woman, who steals back the money, and kills the criminal in the most fantastic of ways.
The money or stolen items will always end up back with the victim.
Though there is no evidence of why this happens.
There have been no reports of anything like that happening in recent years, but that doesn't mean it has stopped.

Monks and priests who follow Lemmin'Kaien wear a dark yellow robe, with a symbol of a fox head, or fox with white ears.

People most likely to follow Lemmin'Kaien: Jokers, Entertainers
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