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Hey guys, I don't know if anybody else shares in this sense of humour, but I find that if somebody takes something that is a big enough waste of points, it's actually kinda funny. Here are my two good ones, anyone else know of some bizzare and funny ways to waste points?
Anti instant death wargear on a 1 wound veteran sergeant.
what do you call a lasgun with a laser sight?
What my master said.
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Yeah, this should probably be over in General Discussion. Ping a mod to get it moved.
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Mr_Wayne: "Some people believe that the World Eaters do not field any ranged weaponry. Those people often die at a distance."
an iron halo and storm shield on a terminator chaplain, I have actually seen a kid do this, thinking he gets multiple saves... oh, and it had bionics
Carnifex with toxic sacs and any ranged weapon, seen this too...
a Venerable dreadnought with lascannon, missile launcher, extra armour tank hunters and whatever else you can give him, those were some nice victory points I tell you...
last but not least, all the Ultrameanies (ultramarines) special characters in one full command squad that comes in a land raider, I popped the raider and well, lets just say half of the squad died, the 3 special characters got some "dakka" "dakka" from 2 full tactical squads, a dreadnought, predator with heavy bolters and whatnot, then after all those failed saves, calgnar's all that's left, and I assault him with a proxy librarian (I was making one...) that killed him outright, I love Libbies!
yeah that was like his entire force (that was one tooled up command squad, he did have some naked tact squads, but it was funny destroying the command squad...)
Create flames for a galaxy and it will be warm. Put a galaxy in flames and it will be warm for the rest of it's existence.
A Tau Shas'o with Stimulant Injector (Feel No Pain) and a Shield Generator (4+ Inv), who also has a normal 3+ armour save and 4 wounds. However he only has T4, and that Devastator Squad has 4 Missile launchers. Boom.
I agree this is in the wrong place.. however I have to mention:
Eldar Farseer suffering Perils of the Warp (despite all his runes of blah and Ghost Helm and blah blah flah) and dying an Instant Death (due to Eldar being low toughness fairies)... two games in a row!
"We are the greatest and most powerrful psykers in the gala... ow my head... urk!"
Not a waste or any fault of my oppoenent as such but so funny it has to be recorded.
Hey....I field that venerable dreadnought with extra armor, rocket launcher, and lascannon in my all comers list. (no one ignores a S10 and a S9 hitting those pesky tanks)
putting a combat shield on my assault sergeant and then giving him an iron halo just to say "HAhah my last powerfist marine just passed all those invuls! Now prepare to feel smitey death!" (after the chaplain next to him dies because he didn't take the mantle to survive that giant wraithlord fist in the first place...darn limits on rare equipment)
Raven Claws Space Marine Chapter........2500 points
Waagh Rotskrag (in building process)
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I saw a guy who 'ran out of pts' and gave a Dev squad 1 Heavy Bolter...
Not that bad I hear you say?
He had Frags, Vet sarge, full size squad, Sarge with all sorts of stupid gear, and a Drop Pod.
A DROP POD!
Post your army lists in the ARMY LIST section! Not that hard!