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    Peace?

    Hey fellow 40k'rs! I have a question for you as well as a bit of a competiton. What do you think would happen if by some AMAZING BEYOND MEANING peace treaty was made between all the races. I know this is beyond impossible, but lets do this just for fun! What do you think would happen under these circumstances besides an eventual re-rise of conflict.

    [/quote] "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And tea and crumpets for the commisar was it? Wonderful, that will be ready for you in just a moment sirs." - Khorne Berserker [/quote]

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    Well I think 50% of the Imperium would be geared towards producing massive amounts of a synthetic algae foodstuff because the Tyranids would have become vegetarian.

    The Dark Eldar would have set up 'alternative entertaiment clubs for the discerning gentlemen' on a number of planets.

    The Tau would go the way of their Earth counterparts and become sandel wearing university professors occasionally breaking out into bouts of the International.

    The Eye of Terror would be quarantined pending a Health and Safety check.







    And then the Squats would come out of their holes and pwn all the races that had put down their guns!
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    "Peace? There cannot be peace in these times" - Lord Solar Macharius

    Lol but seriously, your missing the point of this game .

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    Alternatively, hows this one-

    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And tea and crumpets for the commisar was it? Wonderful, that will be ready for you in just a moment sirs." - Khorne Berserker

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    Where are the Necrons in all of this? Do they all become household utility robots on a mission to purge the galaxy of dust mites with their gauss weaponry? And what of the C'tan, who need to devour energy to survive? Do they become lowly drifters who go door to door putting on necrodermis morphing shows and doing party tricks in exchange for being allowed to suckle on the electricity outlets?

    Frankly I think Tzeentch would make a good Executive Officer for the Inland Revenue; such convoluted and baseless nonsense would likely suit him.

    O'Slaanesh's Traditional Pub-slash-Bondage Dungeons become a fixture in every town and ciy.

    Khorne, of course, provides the bouncers for the aforementioned dens of iniquity.

    Nurgle and his Plague Marines could all get jobs as proof readers for Stephen King books; their unholy resilience would serve them well there.

    Best of all, if peace did finally break out across the Milky Way in the 42nd Millenium, it would mean the space elfing Eldar could take their silly Craftworlds and "go into the west" - that is, f**k off and never return. Pointy eared magicians that they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Succinct Bias View Post
    "Peace? There cannot be peace in these times" - Lord Solar Macharius

    Lol but seriously, your missing the point of this game .

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    Alternatively, hows this one-

    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And tea and crumpets for the commisar was it? Wonderful, that will be ready for you in just a moment sirs." - Khorne Berserker
    I know, but this is just for fun! It does pose a good question!

    and the alternative is hilarious!
    [/quote] "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And tea and crumpets for the commisar was it? Wonderful, that will be ready for you in just a moment sirs." - Khorne Berserker [/quote]

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    Rule under each species:

    Necrons - Endless horror as the living species become nothing more than entertainment for the Necron Lords to hunt and kill.

    Chaos - The Warp, but everywhere.

    Imperium - Rigid humans-only empire, reminiscent of the Star Wars Galactic Empire but without the incompetence.

    Orks - Endless war.

    Tyranids - a barren, lifeless galaxy.

    Dark Eldar - Galactic enslavement. All other species become little more than playthings and objects of amusement.

    Craftworld Eldar - A second Eldar Empire, this one with discipline and order. Life is good for most species, though if any species gets uppity the Eldar send in a few Seers to reduce their species back to a primitive, barely-sapient stage of evolution. Similar to the Eldar Empire, but instead of endless hedonism, they live lives of discipline along the Paths.

    Tau - Life your life normally, but keep allegiance to the Tau Empire and don't do any things they consider bad.

    Personally I'd prefer to live under Craftworld Eldar rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Fugger View Post
    And what of the C'tan, who need to devour energy to survive? Do they become lowly drifters who go door to door putting on necrodermis morphing shows and doing party tricks in exchange for being allowed to suckle on the electricity outlets?
    I suppose somebody would be kind enough to send the C'tan to university to learn how to clone things, (how odd it is with all their fancy Necron-tech they don't know how to clone food). They can then create endless heaps of brainless clones to such energy out of and not have to worry about the whole galactic conquest/doom thing they're cooking up.

    Tyranids don't understand war in the first place and so will continue to eat. And everybody will be busy working to feed them once they realise they are rather cute.

    Tau will have a temper tantrum when they see there is no war and no more lazy excuses for them to conquer others and say "but everybody else does it".

    The Inquisition, Marines, Imperial Guard, terrified of budget cuts will go on a popularity offensive to try and justify the huge expense those forces/institutions demand.

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    Inquisition will go to work for the IRS, the Imperial Revenue service. Try lying to a psychic about your taxes, when his master is wielding a daemon hammer behind him.

    And daemons become UPS. Best delivery service EVER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marius the Possessed View Post
    Inquisition will go to work for the IRS, the Imperial Revenue service. Try lying to a psychic about your taxes, when his master is wielding a daemon hammer behind him.

    And daemons become UPS. Best delivery service EVER.
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    The Inquisition bizarrely enough will go on to become hugely successful comedians.....



    NO ONE EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!!!!!!!
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