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Mr T reincarnates and finds out the eldar overuse the word "fool" in the dawn of war series.....
He join the imperium and instantly gets a baneblade call the "The Pity of fools"
Can someon finish this off?
Its not serious and i just want to write this for laughs!
After destroying an entire aspect warrior strike force he faces a host of warlocks. The launch all thier psychic energy at him but it is deflected by his "Bling of Supreme Protection."
Somebody else wanna jump in?
Bounces off Bling, hits Mr T in the chest and somehow fuses the man with an Avatar of Khaine before setting off to annihalate a couple of craftworlds before dinner. Behold the Awesoming Doom!
Eldar: W:11 D:8 L:3
Unfortunately Mr. T goes up against an entire craftworld's army. Fortunately, he drinks his milk. Then its time to fight some foos!
Unfortunately Mr T is terrified of flying and had to be drugged up before going into space.
However the mere aura of fool that the eldar emitted awoke him from his horrified slumber.
Dear Game Developer,Caps-Lock, its like cruise-control for AWESOMENESS!
Rock is cheese, Paper is just fine
WWP and other Dark Eldar how to
Mr T with drug hang overs still had his awesomeness shine through his bling. his awesomeness blinded the eldar fools and allowed him for a quick escape.......
At some point he gets captured and fights his way out be recreating a tank from bits of scrap metal.
"God is dead" Nietzsche- 1886
"Nietzsche is dead" God- 1900
Why are there scams? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71FLDIMBc8
Then he kills himself and cannot be reincarnated, also the universe is destroyed for no reason and nothing can ever exist.
Did I win?
no you did not win....
because Mr T said so!
He leapt out of Ooglatjama's screen and said "Listen fool, if i ever catch you acting like that again....you'll meet my friend PAIN!"
Mr.T, now having leaped out of the computer screen, goes hunting the real Mr.T in hopes of acquiring super powers in a highlander quickening sorta way.
If you call it a Missile launcher, then it'll never hit anything.
100% of people who aren't Karmoon know Saraneth is invincible.