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In the darkness of the future, there is only war... and candy.
A grand chapter of Space Marines once known as the Bitter Tongues waged war against the Orkish hordes, but then fell to Chaos...
Having always been fed ripe lemons, the Bitter Tongues were sick of battling scurvy and wanted something more, something the Emperor could not provide...
Slaanesh came to their Force Commander, Lord Bazooka Joe, and offered them all the mini 3-Musketeers and King-size Snickers bars they would ever need... the pact was made all too quickly..
Now the Bitter Tongues have become the Candy Covenant, waging war on all Planetary governors to steal their secret stashes of chocolate, candy and sweets. What force could possibly stand in their way? Only the dreaded remainder chapter of the Bitter Tongues, now known as the Sweet Tooth Drillers...
May the Emperor bless these courageous saviors, for if the Candy Covenant is not stopped, many a planetary govenor will remain without their daily HĂ¤agen-Dazs...
Every whisper of the future from the Warp speaks of a hundred battles lost, a thousand lives devoured and a million enemies born. -- Inquisitor Lord Babel
If always given lemons, I doubt they would suffer from scurvy. Quite the oposite I imagine, as scurvy is due to a lack of vitamin C, which as far as I know contains plenty of vitamin C. Other than that, a sound starting point upon which to start the Candy Covenant. Good (if not slightly deranged) fluff writing. 10/10 for originality.
Ravenwing: list made, now just to buy all the stuff on it (why do bikes have to be so expensive?)
:huh: You're mad y'know that? Great stuff though,pretty funny..especialy the bitter tongues bit
i think he meant they were tired of just eating lemons.
but thats funny as all hell
Pain is life, while I feel pain I still live, and while I still live I will seek vengance.We are few but strong in will
The last with pagan blood
We fought the world with burning steel
Now we sit in Hall of Gods
:blink: Am i still in LO? Or some weird 4th dimension...
Im confused now, thank you. Quite funny though...
Ahhh man what about the soda troopers a elite force made up of some of the finest drinkers of soda this side of the galaxy??
anyway good fluff love the bit with the sweet tooth drillers......
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The British navy put limes in the water to prevent scurvy. Thats why the Brits are called limeys.
Very funny, very original. :lol: It's pretty ironic that they should be called the Bitter Tongues, come to think of it.
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That was good! :lol: