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"Where da heck are we anyway?"
A glance around told Grabnutz that he was in some sort of garage with plenty of interesting smells and health hazards. He noticed his armour in one corner being repaired by three Grots, just below an extended shelf covered in a rough blanket. A sign reading "Gubbinz Wottzit Skip" was above this. These, he gathered, were the names of the Gretchin assistants.
In another Corner was a large ork with a mechanical eye and metal skull cap, leering at him whilst wiping grease off of a fairly lethal looking wrench, with an even greasier cloth. This, he assumed, was the Big Mek who had "repaired" him.
"Alrigh' dere mayteeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" The Big Mek waddled over to Grabnutz, holding out a hand to pull the Warboss to his feet.
"Ha! Haahaa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa" bawled the Big Mek, who as it turned out was more than a bit funny in the head after his skull replacement.
"Names SkrooLooze maytee! Happy to be of ASSISTANCE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
The boyz who had attended Grabnutz' emergency repair work ushered him out quickly, whispering "he's more than mad Boss, he dribbled through most of yer surjery..."
Grabnutz found himself in his own encampment, and a backward glance showed that the Mek Shop was a rough mobile caravan with a rediculously big engine on the back. in a ramshackle yard stood several Kans in various states of upkeep.
"Dis bozo may be of some use afder all..." Mused Grabnutz.
"Righ'" he bellowed back toward the Mek Shop, "you is gonna help us get rid of dose 'umies, or you is gonna find your Kans up your ar..."
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" came a yell from inside, followed my the plump form of SkrooLooze, fitted already in full battle gear, and waving his wrench exitedly, falling down the steps to land infront of Grabnutz. The Grots came out next, albeit slower, tugging Grabnutz' repaired armour (with a few additions) out behind them.
"Do dey haff TANKS?!?!?! and lots of metal BITZ?!?!?!"
"er... yar..." Said Grabnutz.
Coming soon: Grabnutz and Noggin IV: Return of the Grot.
cant wait for noggin to come back im so excited and a little tingly in the yarbles
As always excellent orky fluff
I give it 2 dead chickens up
WE W/L/D 178955613235668/0/2 J/K
Return of the KEEPER OF THE SACRED CHEESE
3000 more points until the PROMISED LAND
3000 more points until my soul is FREE
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You seem to have become the No. 1 Fan....
Merchandise coming your way!
Btw, the tilte should have read "Grabnutz and Noggin III" but I skroowed up...
Great name for a Mek Burriss. I have decided to christen my Big Mek............... "Wheely Ben"
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I'm trying to name evryone important in the stories, and my army. All of the characters and units are from my own army, so I tend to add to the stories at the same time as building new units. E.g, Kans were mentioned, and i'm assembling them now. Bloody bitches they are to make too :glare:
And also my BattleWagon will be featured soon :o so stay tuned!
I'm really not sure its worth me bothering to write these anymore...
31 views is a lowpoint.
And you two (chemicalcaveman, Pitts86) are the only ones who reply. Maybe I should just PM the stories to you two...
Hey. Keep it up, these are pretty good.
A welcome change from the endless marine fluff.
I suppose I must finish what I began.
Plus they're fun to write anyway!
In fact, I'll wright Grabntz and Noggin IV right now!!!