Welcome to Librarium Online!
Join our community of 80,000+ members and take part in the number one resource for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K discussion!
Registering gives you full access to take part in discussions, upload pictures, contact other members and search everything!
shoota Man, the crazy, whom some claim to be insane, ork, really dosent have a name. He thought that the name shoota man sounded cool, so he chose it.
Shoota man, the sadistic, gun obbessed Warlord, likes to shoot things. So much in fact that he shoots lots of things. all the time.
He suffers from a chronic case of SYGIYS-itis (shootingyourguninyoursleep-itis).
Known for his love of shooting things, and his ability to kill stuff,
Like minded Orks everywhere on his home planet of Zoltania (a particulary ork infested world) set out to find the messasiah of guns
Shoota Mans real name is not known. What is known is that he likes guns.
His Hobbies include; Guns & Chess (which always ends in him shooting his opponent)
For a reason unknown to the orks, but known to the writer, Shoota Man speaks with a thick Shakespearean accent.
Its debated how he gained this 'ability'. Rumour has it that he found relics of old shakespearen plays on tape, and a tape deck.
He was intriuged by the thought provoking messages, and he often wondered about its origons.
He decided to learn it.
Now adays, he often shoots people. On zoltania, he has roughly shot 3,234,100 orks. roughly. His words are feared... " Thou sure art craven, Make
Haste with thee, and Away!!"
It's random silly fluff for his army. Duh.
...I would advise you to change the name, though, Bonjordo. 'Shoota Man' doesnt sound to orkish...maybe 'Shootspear'?
I like shoota man. suits him to a tee eh?
I would name him Shootaspear.
DonÂ´t mess with the dicegod