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I just have to share this epic game. When i say epic i say it because this game should be about fun and i never had so much fun playing warhammer, neither do my opponents. I am very bad at writing reports so you will never know the entire jokes, funny stuff, weird logic, crazy fluff we talked for 3 hours.
Was the main attraction of the tournament even the final was on the next table. we simply did not stopped laughing for 3 hours. All the spectators, refferees comed to our table. Even 2 times the players from the final camed to see some of our foolish tactical choices
So we played a 4 objective game, Pitched battle deployment.
Our list: doomseer, prince with lash, plaguemarines in rhino, berzekers in rhino, 3 oblits, 9 avengers in a shuriken serpent, 10 banshees in shuriken serpent, 2 prisms, 4 guardian jetbikes (almost forgot these , all they did was dieing)
<-behind him is a real girl. She won the tournament! And she likes daemons!
Their list: Big Mek, lord with orb, 6 heavy destroyers, 5 scarabs, and a monolith, 30 boys with nob, 2x 13 burna boys in 2 battlewagon with kannons and big shootas.
<-yes he is an ork
<-necrons are scary
The game started with the Dark Pact: necron warriors will not be shot entire game if they will charge the obliterators. We all agreed this was a funny start and good enough for all of us. (That also break my plan to force the 4`th phase out of Ivan the necron player in 2 days .....damn)
The Slaneesh prince lashed the scarabs and charged them for the chaos good. He managed not to sweep them and even get a wound! We commented that those scarabs bite the prince where his hide was not so thick....in da a**
My 2 prisms managed to kill an entire number of 2 orks from 20 wounds made. 5+ kustom field 18 saves made ...WOW! The ork player started glorious.
the orks charged foward and necrons failed to do anything.
in ork turn the prince finnaly manage to kill the scarabs.
The dices were awfull for shooting this round.
Second DARK PACT: the prince will not get shot 1 turn if he will help the warriors to get faster in combat by lashing them. we agreed and we did it! With luck this round the warriors will get their charge!
The prisms killed 4 more orks....we got improvements
Oblits kiled 7 orks...mora than 2 prisms for 2 rounds.
I flat out the avengers and banshees serpents foward
The monolith got from reserve. He aimed in the prince head for deepstrike but unfortunately scattered 10 inches.
The banshee serpent got killed by the Hdestroyers and a particle whip got 9 of 10 banshees dead (i failed 9 of 11 wounds...fortunately for the epicness i got the farseer one. he will live another round.
The warriors charged the obliterators, they lost 1 guys and stayed in combat.
The prince failed to lash some destroyers and got killed, avenger serpent got killed and i lost 4 of them.
on our turn the warriors lost by 4 and started to run away. we consolidated 1 " away so we let the warriors regroup.
the monolith tank rammed a rhino!!!!!! (in the back ) 6" -> s8 but he failed to penetrate.
For dramatic purposes we choosed an odd position for the failnolith:
Mighty necron warriors charged again the obliterators, lost by 1 in their combat round and in 4`th round in our turn lost another 3 guys and the last one rolled a 1-1 insane heroism.
Orks got a bladestorm by remaining avengers and they lost all wounds lol...another rapid fire from plague marines got them to just 2 guys and the mek (in 1 wound) just before the moment that plague marines got mauled by a particle whip.
farseer charged a battle waggon that destroyed the avenger serpent and made him explode. 4 burna boys survived the explosion. Angered by this the other battlewagon (kitted as open topped) flamed with the burna boys from inside away the remaining plague marines (just the sarge remained) and parked over the objective.
as this objective was a chaos black paint pot, theyr tried to run with it by loading in the battle wagon (lulz)(we declared that if they got a 6-6 on 2D6 they will be allowed to run with it ).
Plague sarge seeing that the chaos paint was in danger got over the battle wagon and destroyed him . 4`th explode result in the evening and we got out of craters so we used a tyranid something that was erecting from the ground.
in the south the berzeker rhino seeing that the other rhino was rammed by the monolith, was upset and rammed himself the monolith lol s7 on the rhino, s9 or 10 from the mono in the rhino but no results after all.
the remaining warrior got teleported by the monolith behind that rhino the monolith rammed, opened the rear door looked inside and fired! ......fail again
<-- anybody home?
Somehow avengers died, second group of burna boys killed in close combat the lonely sarge after all heavy destroyers failed to kill him.
All ork boys died from prism fire just the mek remained and he bravely charged foward and taunted the scared crew of a rhinoafter he smashed some bikes in the ground (my poor bikes)
The warrior got charged by berzekers and because he wanted to be a lordd someday he survived the charge
The rhino crew tank-shoked the mek only to be destroyed in a glorious death or glory attempt. the oblits smashed the mek on the ground.
One prism tank rammed the monolith. 2 s10 results 2 pens 2 x 5`s for each combatant. both monolith and prism got wrecked. thank god cause we did not had any craters left in the club.
we ended winning the game but it was absolutely epic.
EDIT:editing due to clarify the report while sober not drunk
Last edited by niraco; August 13th, 2009 at 21:45.
Sounds like it was a lot of fun. It was a little hard to follow the format of the batrep though.
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Sounds more like a silly luck game than epic. I'd agree it was a little hard to read. Didn't need the rofls and such to know something was funny.
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updated with pictures, some smiles removed, some more sober report done.
Fantastic! Great to see you having fun with this game!!! I wish my opponents weren't so somber, so we could have a go at spontaneous in game rules!
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i always have had the solemn belief that if the objective is mobile (not supposedly a building or something) it should be in the codex that orks have every right to loot it
Last edited by Eycline; August 15th, 2009 at 13:17.