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I'm making this thread so me and my friends can have abit banta about the upcoming battle
Ork, Ork and Chaos Vs. Grey Knights, Blood Angles and Tau.
WHO WILL WIN!
Who do u think will win!?!?!?!
And to upload pics of our armys progress
get up there obviously us ( man .... and tau lol)
While i am on the imperial side,just make sure that when its certain that you win against the forces of disorder purge those frigging tau xenos.
No love for the alien in the imperium!Especially the naive tau!
Praise be to the Emperor!!
Deff jesters the un-funniest funny orks in the galaxy how ever they do still poses circus like traits, they don't own any planets so to speak but rather float about space on there enormous battle barge which equals in size to our Jupiter,consuming planets as they slowly drift through space.
Rather than runing away with the circus its more,"JOIN OR DIE".
Only the strong survive,Once a planet has been destroyed by the Deff jesters the remaining orks are rounded up and slung into cages and kept as animals,or in a humans eyes a pet to the bigger animal and sold for teeth amongst the warbosses of the deff jester tribe.
the warbosses of the tribe fight the orks like gladiators with each fight the ork has it grows bigger and more skilled they are pumped full of combat drugs until they are fit to join the ranks of the deff jesters.
Depending on which warboss the ork was originally sold to will under go different initiation process for example,you were trained by giggles warboss of the sky clowns a rocket is strapped to the orks back and a kamikaze bandana tied around there big greasy for heads,the ork is then stuffed into the clown banger which is an enormous cannon protruding from the ork space hulk.
Once enough orks have been jammed into the clown banger giggles squeezes himself in the front of the cannon and begins the count down.
giggles bellowed from the tip of the clown cannon,BOOM the colossal gun went off with a deafening raw.
"Letz have itttt!".
Giggles shouted from the top off his lungs,as he hurtled towards the Tau planet head first.
The rest of the storm boys screamed.
Giggles reached for the back of his rocket finding a big red button that Laffy the big mek had installed earlier that day click,Giggles pressed the button the flames coming from the rocket pack now turned from a bright orange to blue,Zoom giggles thrust ahead of the other storm boys the skin on his face flapping uncontrollably against the wind rushing passed his face he began to grin realizing he would get to fight before any other Deff jester.
Unaware of there impending doom two orc boys from the arctic boys tribe squabbled over a chopper they had found that had been buried in the snow covered planet,the chopper was neither the sharpest or the biggest chopper they had seen but both orks just knew they had to have it all four green hands clasped the Handel of the chopper as they tugged backward and forth on the rusty old chopper.
the first ork squealed "give it eya"
"no!" shouted cold toof the bigger of the two orks.
"I Saw it fir-" the smaller ork boys words were cut short by a huge thud and bang noise cold tooth stepped backward his eyes full a wet sticky substance,he wiped the what he now realized was ork blood from his big red eyes.
There crouched over the orky mush was giggles covered in head to toe with ork guts and brains,cold toof removed the two ork hands still clinging to the choppa he had been fighting for and raised it above his head ready to strike.
Giggles slowly turned around and stood up,Cold tooth now realizing that the enemy ork was nearly twice his size dropped the rusty choppa and turned tail he began run as fast as his green legs would carry him.
Giggles counted,cold tooth now 200 hundred meters away,the storm boy held out his choppa pointing at the fleeing ork in the distance and began to jog which turned into a sprint and with his left arm reached for the red button on the back of his rocket pack,click zoom the ork hurtled toward the now out of breath ork began to slow down thinking he had gotten away from the strange looking clown ork.
"Vat was close" he muttered to himself.
swoosh the ork was cut clean in two within seconds the storm boy had disappear over the horizon leaving a cloud of blood were cold toof had once stood.
all my got fluff on allmy war bosses but i been on typing this up for 1 hour so ill do it another day.
cover it in blue wash