[Hard A**]

User should leave town pretty damn quickly.
User is not welcome in these parts.
User is fast becoming the new insult on LO
User sucks so much that we call him Hoover
User has a little shameless behaviour in the past
User is an unknown quantity at this point (and cannot apply Rep to others)
User is becoming decadent
User is starting to score
User is riding on a pony to the stars
User is a pearl
User has reached XXXVIII
User has found the secret of life, the universe and everything
User is golden
User has found LV
User is a bit of a rough diamond
User is getting kicks on route LXVI
User is staying alive at 85
User is within a X of C
User is within a V of C
User has hit a century
User has got a century and is still scoring
User has passed the Old Took
User is nothing like as gross as before
User has reached CLX
User might score again soon
User is within a X of CC
User has got a couple and is starting to grow a third
User is still scoring
User has got ten ponies (or half a monkey)
User could soon be scoring again
User has got three now
User has got three now (and is growing number four)
User has reached CCCXXV
User is halfway through number four
User has reached CCCLXXV
User has decided four is not enough and is starting number five!
User has got CDXXV
User has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping
User has achieved CDLXXV
User has reached CDXC (or XD or even CCCCLXXXXV)
User has got a monkey
User has got a DL
User has got six and seven beckons...
User has the number of the beast
User has got a cluster of seven
User has got DCCL (or is three quarters of a way to being grand)
User is octopoid
User has got eight and a half
User nein, nein, nein
User has less than fifty to go
User has less than forty to go
User has less than thirty to go
User has less than twenty to go
User has less than ten to go
User is now officially grand
User has a brilliant future
User has a reputation beyond repute

Here we go. I havnt got the time at the moment to manually out the values on as well, but you get the idea.