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Digger: Orcs & Goblins
Who's da Boss!
Grump was a dauntless looking Black Orc. Big for an orc, probably even bigger than most black orcs, But since he was the only black orc in the army, that was hard to tell.
How a black orc like Grump ever came in charge of an army all made up of normal orcs and a bunch of Goblins is an amazingly strange story, which i will leave for another time and is a whole new story by itself. What is even more amazing is how Grump managed to have 2 giant Daemons have a duel with eachother for controll of this very same Orc army!
Funnily the boyz unanimously agreed that the giant pinkskinned Slaanesh woman should be da new Boss, but the Bloodthirster prefered to fight it out instead. The great black bloodthirster was armed with an axe and a massive blood-dripping whip, had a thick horn on his head and golden daemonic wings on his back. The slaaneshi Daemon, who the boyz soon called "Pinkboss" was quite naked... and probably had good armour, i dont think any of the orcs could remember what weapons she used, but her hair was thick and moist.. almost like snakelike tentacles covering her back, both scary and godlike beauty, not to mention her face! her face was smooth as polished marble, surely it would be satin to the touch and her eyes had a glow of all possible colours and yet, no colour was in it. All four of her breasts had something alluri.... Anyway! on with the story!
So there they were: The orc boyz were camped at the edge of Snow Peak. From there it was quite a nice view to the tip of the peak, where the daemons had been battlling for more than three days!
At first nobody could not take their eyes away from the blasts and flashes occuring at the top, but after a day they got bored.and went back to their daily routine. Which was no more than hunting for food, and brawling all over camp.
On the second day, the Goblins started small duels themselves each goblin pretending to be one greater Daemon himself and leading to hilarious looking duels. Most goblins pretended to be the winged bloodthirster, because the ones pretending to be a seductive woman were swiftly chopped down by an annoyed Orc audience. One of the thirster wannabees even made use of the Doomdiver catapult to show off his daemonic might and his homemade wings. He didnt really lose the duel, but was more or less sliced into pieces by Grump himself when he ended his doomdive stuck in the Boss-Chariot.and a squeeling boar, pierced by a wing made out of sticks, had to be put out of its misery.
During the second night, meteors struck in the distance and lightnings hit both daemons, still fighting inexhaustible.
The fight did not leave the Orc camp unharmed, for many dangerous blast came awfully close to the camp near the edge of the mountain. During that night the last of the Goblins had allready routed the scene after a series of Comets hit the side of the mountain and a following avalanche had whiped out most of the wolves, which were herded on the edge of the slopes.
With no goblins to duel the remaining orcs had nothing to focus on and were slowly starting to lose their nerves.
"Boss-Boss, maybe we better be goin' to farther away from mountain, da Boyz are gettin scared" one of the big bosses said. Grump had a small gathering with 4 of his big bosses and none seemed to be eager to stay any longer.
"you are da one who is gettin scared blaack! suck it up when fight is over we kill last one." Grump was angry but that didnt stop the other bosses from talking and complaining
"Boss-boss, this fight is neva gonna stops, maybe we can leave an dey dont know we left?" another said "Yeah an mabbey dey forgot what dey was fighting for and leave us alone" Blaack replied.
As if the daemons had heard those very words, it became awfully quiet. Nothing happened at the top of Snow Peak not even the simplest of lightningballs struck...
The silence grew louder, almost deafening, as more and more orcs stopped fooling around and gazed at the top of the peak.
Then the shadow of the daemon appeared. it got up from a crawl and howled into the air. Spreading it´s wings it jumped up and started flying towards the Orcs. Like a bunch of pansies half of the camp forgot they were heroes and started to scream like little kiddy orcs, running around in chaos some of the tents catching fire as orcs ran through the bonfires and everything caught flame.
Grump stood tall and faced the daemon, who went straight for him and landed near the bigbosses. Blaack was hiding face down under a blanket. The daemon looked fierce, but bashed up. It had taken the most out of him and he was near exhaustion. Grump knew there would be no place for him if the daemon took over, so if he was going to do something, this would have to be the time.
The thirster needed a few breaths to come around and then glared at Grump. "Are you ready to obey the might of Khorne?!" The Big Boss looked around him and saw his troops were allready coming to senses. It became obvious to the trembling orcs the big daemon was not gong to
kill everyone after all and so they got up, gripping their choppa just to be on the safe side and watched the scene down by the big bosses.
Unfortunatly for Grump, he mistook the 'weaponsgrabbing' of his boyz and got carried away.
"You's thinked we be following you? your near death! we jus wanted you twoos to kill eachuther! Grump yelled. Steam came from the thirster's nostrils and his eyes shone brightred.
"Get him boyz! kill the cowman!" He raised his choppa and ran towards the angry Bloodthirster. Nobody followed.
(no fluff recieved)
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Last edited by Tashin; April 25th, 2010 at 19:31.
Last edited by Digger; April 25th, 2010 at 19:20.
Warchief Diggah o da Bloodmoon Squiggahs
i dont know why it doesnt work stupid link
Warchief Diggah o da Bloodmoon Squiggahs
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I liked Digger's story. It was fun and engaging. It was a little difficult to read at times, but overall it was very good, and the ending was very interesting.
"Any job worth doing, is worth doing with a powerklaw."
Fun to read and funny to see the reactions of the orcs & gobbo's to 2 greater daemons fighting for them. It felt strange though that the orcs chose the keeper of secrets above the bloodthirster. I'd imagine orcs would go for the daemon of fighting rather then pleasure. Nevertheless worth the read and great ending. That poor Grump fighting a bloodthirster alone.
Another round I don't have to think too much for, seeing as I don't have to decide between stories!
A pretty good effort, Digger. I like the idea of the Daemons being the one to duel, with the Orcs just watching the entire thing or at least some of it, before it got boring. I'm not entirely sure what chaos would want with an Orc tribe, though, or what the Orcs would see in them seeing as they have their own gods, but I don't think it detracts from the story all that much.
Digger - 3/5
XIIIthLegion - unavailable
Digger (4/5): I think your word choice suffered but in the end the story was a very fun read. It was very informal but with orcs and goblins every day is Cazual Friday. Excellent job.
XIIIthLegion: It is sad that so many people couldn't submit stories. Maybe they're all actually busy with finals. Fortunately for me, writing fluff is more important than passing tests!
As XIIIthLegion has failed to deliver any fluff, Digger wins by default. Round 2 is officially over.