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A short story about how very bullied and miserable the goblins are when they live with orcs.
The poor goblin didnt even react when the large green fist made contact at the top of the his head. He fell to the ground, as he had done so many times, and stared at the attackers large boots. What dirty job was he to expect now? Or maybe he was about to be fed to the boars?
- Hey, you see dat boar over der? It needs ter be taught how to kill. It just wunt hurt anythin!
The goblin lifted his head from the ground and stared at a big, grey boar that was snoozing in the pens. The boar was awfully old, even the orc should see that the boar was useless, but the gobbo wasnt in the right postion to start an argument.
- Get da boar ready fer fightin or I will.. I will...um...
- ....Crush my head? The goblin filled in.
- Yeah dats right! Growled the orc and slapped the gobbo in the head.
The orc walked away sniggering, leaving the goblin in front of a completely new task. He had done many ****ty boar- jobs before, including taming theese foul, bloodthirsty beasts. The usual problem was that the boars where trying to kill everything that came too close.
The goblin walked up to the pens where the boar was lying motionless. A fence made up of wood and bits of useless metal was blocking this boar from the others. The gobbo carefully climbed his way to the top of the fence, rusty metal cutting his scrawny hands. A few passing â€śmatesâ€? stopped to see what was going on. Nobody in their right mind would climb into the boarpens, and of course, they expected the goblin to be torn to pieces by the rampaging boar.
This could be really entertaining, they tought.
The goblin enjoyed the attention, knowing that the others tought that the boar was just another killingmachine. He shouted back at them.
- Oi! Think this boar is dangerous? Dont ya worry, Im gonna wrestle it down with my bare hands!
He climbed downwards the fence towards the gigantic boar, happily listening to the massed crowd that shouted in awe and amusment. He jumped down the last bit and landed behind the boar. It had once been black and surely a graceful animal, Tought the goblin. It was now grey-haired and seemed unwilling to live another day. The goblin patted the boar gently, and turned to face the audience of maybe 30 orcs and goblins that now had gathered to see the suicidal goblin.
- This one aint that dangerous, is et? He said with his hand on the boars dirty fur.
He smiled and felt so happy that he for once had impressed on the others.
Then, a big orc separeted himself out of the crowd and stepped forward, only a few feet away on the other side of the fence. The goblin saw that it was the orc that had given him this glorious opportunity in the first place.
- Cheers, mate! He said towards the orc, who began to smile in a very uncomforting way.
He knew that smile. It was that â€śsomething-bad-will-happenâ€?-smile he hated so much.
The orc looked on the goblin, his yellowish fangs bared in a menacing grin.
- The boar aint as old as you fink....
The goblin froze solid where he was, not even caring to turn around. With he boars hot breath in his neck, and the sound of stomping hoofs in his ears, he closed his eyes.
A cool story which was an enjoyable read, well done!(Y)
Thank you, Maestro.
Great read, I really liked it. Well done
"Well... that hurt" - Vampire Jon Skellan (Mannfred's right hand man) after being beaten up, falling down an underground waterfall and being impaled by a stalactite.
Yes a very convincing atmosphere, an enjoyable read.
Peace, lurks in the Jungle...
Really? im not so used at writing english, here in Sweden we just learn it at school...
But its a must to learn english if you play warhammer, and all the good movies/videogames is at english as well :yes: . Anyway, thanks. I have a story about a skaven assassin coming up soon. Its nice to write about a really sneaky figure..:ninja: