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At GW they hosted a special 250 points warband you get 1 hero. It was based in Ugly town a town where everyone is ugly but 3 hotties who are sitting in the middle of town. There are 4 buildings surrounding them. If you get within 6inches of them a ugly guy comes out. The GW staff role a dice
1. A Geezer comes out. You take a toughness test. And he does 4 S4 attacks. T3
2. A Siren comes and one of your warriors become a dummy
3. A drunkard comes out and falls down (free pass)
4. A dummy comes out he does D3 S3 attacks
5. A hellspawn comes out he is T5 and if you are in combat with him for 2 turns your unit leaves
6. A big jerk comes out he is T3 and does D6 S4 wounds
You have to defeat a hottie in combat. Hottie has human stats. If you defeat her she will come with you.
You have to get to the opposite side from which you came.
You can take a hottie from someone by beating them in combat
Each turn you must role a dice to see who goes first
Can only move double once otherwise must go normals movement even for charging
Paladin on Horse
Orc Big boss on Boar
6 Boar Boys
1 Boar Chariot
10 Gutter Runners
The Lizardmen sit in the Eastern part the Bretts in the North the Orcs in the West and the Skaven in the south.
Turn 1 1st Lizardmen 2nd Brettonians 3rd O&G 4th Skaven
Skink Chief moves forward toward the hotties. Kroxigor by his side. Bolth skink units following right behind. 1 Big Jerk attacks the Skink Chief. 1 Big Jerk attacks the kroxigor. And a drunkard comes out and falls down screaming at me. . The Skink Chief is dispatched much to my unliking. But the kroxigor kills his adversary taking one wound.
Paladin quickly moves forward toward the hotties. The Yeomen form a line and go on the other side. The archers hold their positions. A drunkard falls down infront of the Paladin. But 2 Geezers come and dispatch 7 Archers!! A dummy comes and is dispatched by the Yeomen.
The Bigboss moves to the middle. While the Boar Boyz move towards the bretts. While the chariot moves straight forward. A Siren comes and a boar boy reveals himself to be a dummy. who dies quickly. The chariot gets a drunkard.
The Assassin quickly moves out of range. While the Gutter Runners get caught by a Big Jerk and a Hellspawn. Unable to kill either of which they fight on. While The assassin falles to destroy the Chariot with some kind of magical throwing star.
Turn 2. 1st Orcs 2nd Bretts 3rd Skaven 4th Lizards
The Boar Boyz move toward the bretts once more. The Big Boss runs into the hottie. But she refuses to join him. The Chariot moves to protect his flank. The Boar Boyz once again get hit by a Siren and this time are unable to dispatch the annoying dummy which kills 1 of the boyz.
The Paladin runs into the side of the Big Boss. While the yeomen charge a hottie. The archers are dispatched by the Geezers. GO GEEZERS!! The yeomen fail to take the hottie. And the Paladin gets wounded by the Big Boss. Returning no wounds
The Skaven Assassin moves behind the chariot. And once again fails to hurt the chariot with S8 throwing stars. The Gutter Runners dispatch all their adversaries though.
The Lizardmen make a straight line with the Kroxigor in front with the Skinks in a line behind the great kroxigor. 2 Drunkards come out and fall like the idiots they are.YAY ME!!
Turn 3. 1st Skaven 2nd Bretts 3rd Lizards 4th Orcs/Goblins
The Gutter runners charge into the Kroxigor hitting the skinks as well. The Assassin breaks into the Rear of the Big Boss. 2 Geezers come out hitting the skinks and gutter runners. They dispatch 1 gutter runner and 1 skink. While the kroxigor failing to do anything gets wounded. The skinks break and run.
The Yeomen get the hottie. and the paladin fails to do anything.
The Skinks charge into the Yeomen trying to take the hottie. A geezer comes up behind them killing 5 of them. They hold up yet. The lone kroxigor dispatches 1 Gutter runner while they dispatch a geezer. They bolth hold.
The Chariot charges the skaven runners. While the Orc Big Boss dispatches the Paladin and the Assassin him. The Chariot brings down all but 1 gutter runner. A Big Jerk comes into the rear of the Chariot doing nothing.
Turn 4. 1st Bretts 2nd Lizard 3rd Skaven. 4th O&G
The Yeomen and the Skinks break and are run down by the Geezer OMG NO! BUT GEEZERS RULE!!
The Kroxigor sadly is dispatched by the geezer as well as the gutter runner. While the Big Jerk comes up with his big pick axe and brings the whole chariot down.
In the end the winner is THE SKAVEN ASSASSIN from clan ESHIN bringing one hottie
But the Most Powerful Model award goes to the Geezers dispatching a kroxigor skinks skaven gutter runners.
2nd is the Big Jerks brining down a hero a few skinks and the great boar chariot
Last edited by OldMagik; August 22nd, 2006 at 04:28.
The Old Ones have not forgotten me!
lol. The Geezers and Big Jerks destroyed everyone,
The Old Ones have not forgotten me!