View Full Version : Nurglings V. Snotlings Ravensdark March 16th, 2004, 18:14 WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN to the fight of the 40th millenium.
Its the battle of the little bast*rds, the rumble in the warp. WHo is the hardest little green git in the cosmos.
In the dirty disease ridden corner we have the child of Nurgle, the stain you can never get rid of. A NURGLING
And in the equally messy, green and snot covered corner. WE have the original brainboyz, the once and future masters of the ork race. Its a SNOTLING.
Place your bets, place your bets. Who will win.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE. Asmodeus March 16th, 2004, 18:18 Snotlings- cuz they're cuter :D Sister_mel March 16th, 2004, 18:18 Nurglin’s win hands down! B) WiCkEdRock March 16th, 2004, 18:20 My vote goes for teh snotling!
YOU CAN DO IT, ALEX! chemicalcaveman March 16th, 2004, 18:22 Team Snotling all the way. isitused March 16th, 2004, 18:26 The snotling might win the fight but the nurgling would infect it with some sort of rot. Then some sqwig would eat the snotling, then an orc would eat the squig, then probably a bigger orc would eat that orc, then the big orc would die of nurgals rot. So technically a nurgling would beat a big orc.
That or they would end up playing tag, or compete to see who could realease the loudest smelliest gas.
-GM Elandili March 16th, 2004, 19:08 Where is the "Blow them both away with a storm bolter" option :P
But I voted for the snotling, its not Chaos and hence better. :ph34r: Ravensdark March 16th, 2004, 19:10 Snotling will win hands down. They are the true creators of the universe not the old ones. Their Ju Jitsu masters aswell. BorninDarkness March 16th, 2004, 20:13 A Nurgling of course, no competition. It's Chaos, it's Cute, and there's prolly some other thing about it that's cool and starts with a C .
*reads own post*
Oh, and they're Cool :rolleyes: . Zirellion March 17th, 2004, 13:14 The snotling they are the brainies!!! BrotherAzriel March 17th, 2004, 13:51 Nither!!! they would both try smashing up the ring!!!! (has anyone seen in codex chaos why nuglings cant hold objectives!!) Colonel_Kraken March 17th, 2004, 14:42 The snotling will naturally win. Anyone care to bet?......... Kraktor March 18th, 2004, 18:47 Ummmmmmm snot. XV-88 March 18th, 2004, 18:55 You fools! The snotlings are not bred for combat. They are smart, sure, but what are brains for Nurglings but more squishy grey-green stuff? A Nurgling would win fair and square. Isaaru March 19th, 2004, 12:05 I'll go for the snots Damocles March 19th, 2004, 12:22 What about an Imperial conscript in green camo? BorninDarkness March 19th, 2004, 15:25 He'd get owned utterly, for he lacks the necessary cuteness to stand up to a Nurgling (or a Snotling for that matter). Edicius March 20th, 2004, 04:49 snotlings for one simple reason..they know how to pull a trigger...blam! dead nurgling..it may take 2 or 3 of 'em to actualy WORK a gun..but hey..they can do it damnit! PrOtOcoN March 21st, 2004, 02:59 *Arrrrggg*
Damn null vote button!
There should be a extra nurgling vote there!
Looking at their abilities the nurgling would win. I mean sure the snotling pulls the trigger *BLAM* and *POOF* the nurgling makes the inv. save! (or it just gets stuck in all the diseased flesh, same thing i guess.).
And although i think that in the whole a snotling is more useful (it can carry stuff for you...and it eats bugs instead of attracting them...and...eh...hmm...it goes nice with ketchup. It's kinda like a multi-purpose travelling snack. :D )
Anyway.
Just imagine an extra nurgling vote there and all is well. shadowcat March 26th, 2004, 14:54 Can we have Scarabs as a 3rd option? I think they're cute :w Ravensdark March 26th, 2004, 15:00 Long time no see cat. I know i've never talked to you but as you are one of the female members of LO i have been keeping tabs. (evil laugh as he points the binoculars at cat's bedroom window. MWhahahahahahahahaah)
Fraid i cant alter the poll. But lets just say the scarab is the referee. chemicalcaveman March 26th, 2004, 15:01 Hey shadowcat, haven't seen you around in a while. Scarabs are cold metallic evil machines so they don't get my vote. Team Nurgling all the way
Give me an N.....................N
Give me a U.......................U
Give me a R.......................R
Give me a G........................G
Give me a L........................L
Give me a I.........................I
Give me a N.......................N
Give me a G.........................G
*Caveman does a star jump in a very skimmpy cheerleaders dress which leaves nothing to the imagination. ;) shadowcat March 26th, 2004, 15:08 I can live with a Scarab referee
Note Scarabs are not evil they are cute cuddly and made of love :lol:
:w sithjack March 26th, 2004, 20:53 nurgling would win cause its invincible FlatFeet March 27th, 2004, 12:16 They would tie...then a Scarab would come and nibble them.
*waves Scarab flag* Venerable Zoidberg March 27th, 2004, 12:45 :w Snotlings. Cause they're small cute & funny. & a better shade of green than the Nurglings. You have diseases but they have um....... uhh hang on................ uhh yeah! Go Snotlings. Colonel_Kraken March 27th, 2004, 13:13 That cheerleader act reminded me of nurgle song from blood bowl.
papa nurgle
papa nurgle
we love him a lot
he'll soon give you the rot
etc.
I think it was something like that. Psipher19 March 28th, 2004, 23:14 S N O T L I N G
the nurgling would never even make it to the arina. a single deamon so small would nevver be able to stay long in the material realm. BorninDarkness March 29th, 2004, 10:45 But the arena is situated in ze Eye =:þ) . BrotherAzriel March 29th, 2004, 12:34 the nurgling would enter the ring by possesing the snotling and bursting from it!! Zirellion March 29th, 2004, 18:54 Originally posted by shadowcat@Mar 26 2004, 08:08
Note Scarabs are not evil they are cute cuddly and made of love :lol:
:w
How can a soulless machine, made of iron be that? :blink: :blink: :blink: | |