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    I happened to be looking at one of my mates (I won't reveal his name just in case, but his gaming name is Darth Dickhead) notebook one day, and this is what I came across. I guess they were written by him, but I thought they were so good I’ll post them up here, he won’t mind.


    Sotally Tober

    Starkle starkle little twink
    Who the hell you are I think
    I'm not under what you call
    The alcofluence of incohol
    I'm just a little slort of sheep
    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
    I don't know who is me yet
    But the drunker I stand here
    The longer I get
    Just give me one more drink
    To fill me cup
    Cuz I got all day sober
    To Sunday up


    Toilet Sack


    On the old pooper, here I sit
    With my legs wide open
    Trying to squeeze out a s***
    It's been about a week
    Since I threw some mud
    So while I'm sitting here
    I should just pound my PUD.
    But what is this feeling
    That my ball-sack has?
    They f***ing freezing
    And so is my ass
    Decisions, decisions Hmmm
    S*** or Smack?????
    I'm feeling pretty horny
    But I have " Toilet Sack"
    But this s*** inside me
    Has got to *****ing spit
    Either I could whack off later
    Or fill my pants with s***
    Even after I drop my logs
    My balls will be concrete
    But when this ***** has left me
    My life will be complete!!
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

    Love Poem

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some poems ryhme,
    This one doesn't.
    Shut the f*** up bitch and give me head.



    Thanks to Darth DickHead


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    Lol, not the most intelligent of poems, but I guess at least it describes every day life .
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
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    The first one is by far and away the best.
    &quot;I am, after all,&quot; said Pooh, &quot;a bear of very little brain.&quot; -- A.A. Milne

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    Oh yeah, it describes my everyday life&#33;
    Henceforth no man shall set foot upon the world, and all around shall be set sentinals to ward away unwary spacecraft. We must accept that this place is lost to us forever, and is now the eternal habitation of abomination.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>another annoying thing i hate: 47,000 similies in one post. just thoght id throw that in there and see if anybody else hates it as much as i do.</div>

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    God, that last poem is soo good.

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    LoL there all good.
    A Promise to a dead man means nothing.

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    LMFAO&#33;
    I hope he doesn&#39;t belong to LO&#33;
    The second one is funny stuff, guess he decided to write a poem instead.

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