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In the 41st Millenium, the sentient races wage an eternal war. They fight for many reasons; among them, glory, land, or mere survival. One of the greatest forces is the Imperium of Man, which expends untold billions of troops for the survival of their Emperor.
The Emperor, living in a near-dead state, resides on his golden throne. His eyes blaze with life, and he has a secret that would shatter the Imperium. The secret yearns to be used, and he must yield for the day.
With a thought, he psionically teleports out of the throne. Willing both a disguise and life into his muscles, he easily strides through the halls of his palace. Nobody will recognize him on his way to the secret. To them, he's just another psyker.
Finally, he reaches a room labled "sewage vent". Everybody assumes it's just that, and utterly ignore it. Even if they did open to the door, they would find an impenetratable force field obscuring the inside. Being the greatest psyker in the Imperium, the Emperor passes it without flinching.
Inside there are only three things; a chair, a wooden desk, and an ancient artifact from uncivilized times. It is a mechanical system, one part of which is a grey box that glows blue. If anybody else saw it, they would trash it and use the materials for supposedly-useful things, like power armor. Only he knows its power.
The Emperor sits down in front, and wills it to function...
*The_Emperor has logged on*
Hivemind999: Where the hell have you been?
The_Emperor: Blasted throne takes forever to get out of
*The_Emperor has joined team Counter-Terrorists*
Server: Next game in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
You know, I was all ready to jump all over the 'anti-fluff' here until I got to the end and laughed.
That was pretty funny.
"No one has a monopoly on wisdom."-S.W.G.
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