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    White Dwarf Renewal Letter

    I so enjoyed myself writing this letter that I decided to share it with LO, just to prove how idiotic I am.

    This is the letter I sent with my check renewing my White Dwarf subscription.

    February 20, 2007

    Dear Sir, Madam, or Resident Gamer Geek,

    Please find enclosed a check for $55.00 in order to renew my subscription to White Dwarf, also known as Warhammer Porn.

    It is my hope that future issues of your fine magazine will contain centerfold spreads featuring hotties from the different armies. These feature pieces could detail the likes and dislikes of, say, Ariel, Queen of Athel Loren. Something like, “She enjoys reading novels by Zane Grey and having mango lassis at her favorite Indian restaurant. Her ideal mate is strong, handsome, and reemerges each spring with a retinue of blood-crazed elves.”

    I feel certain that your patrons would take great pleasure from such articles.

    Thank you,

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    Lol, nice. I think they'll either find it hilarious, or think you're utterly insane. Either way, it's all good
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    ok, thats both disturbing and incredibly funny at the same time... i wonder if the WD guys have a sense of humor....
    "Moral Victory! the enemy ran away at the sight of my roting, spikey, diseased, awesomeness... wait.. what?" ~ Theyak

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    When I read it to my wife, she just shook her head and sighed. "Are you really going to send that?" she asked, though I could tell she already knew the answer.

    Today a box arrived in the mail from GW. I hadn't ordered anything, so I found it a tad perplexing. Then I remembered sending them the letter and my renewal check. Maybe they found the letter really funny and sent me some kind of prize, I wondered.

    Later when I opened the box, I found it contained a 40K blister. Mind you, I know next to nothing about 40K, so I was a bit disappointed. It's a Black Templar Captain, a "Promo Space Marine Captain." I have no idea in hell who he is or what he does, but the model is kind of cool. I figure I'll give it to Mark since he gave me some skeleton bitz.

    So that's it. My White Dwarf Renewal Letter story.
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    hahaha, thats pretty sweet man. i guess the WD guys are human after all and realy cool to send you a free promo fig.
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    Well done, you got something back for your troubles Unless of course it came free with the subscription...:tongue:
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_nick22 View Post
    Unless of course it came free with the subscription...:tongue:
    I think you're probably right, which was a bit disappointing. Of course, I can always maintain my illusion.
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    Maybe you should actually send in your own edited up centerfold for the White Dwarf magazine, featuring the queen of lothlorien, or the Fay Enchantress or something, you seem to know how they're laid out (), so I reckon you could do it. With some fancy photo-shopping and Google image search, you could have your very own centerfold printed in the next white dwarf

    Maybe then they'll send you something cool
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr_nick22 View Post
    Maybe you should actually send in your own edited up centerfold for the White Dwarf magazine, featuring the queen of lothlorien, or the Fay Enchantress or something, you seem to know how they're laid out (), so I reckon you could do it. With some fancy photo-shopping and Google image search, you could have your very own centerfold printed in the next white dwarf

    Maybe then they'll send you something cool
    yea maybe a free model of the queen of Lothlorien or the fay enchantress but, try not to make the piccie too revealing for the WD otherwise they won't even put it in the mag. or the website, nice to hear that they do have a sense of humour!

    either way, we do have the upcoming High Elves revemp coming up:shifty: ...

    great call mate!

    -Kai-Itza-
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