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I wanted to share a very amusing story I had the other day with some daemons against some nids and figured I'd make a fun thread with it.
My story goes, I was using a fun Tzurgle list that included the Changeling against my friend's nid list. He's fairly new to the game, but he's learning quickly. His list had a brood of 2 dakkafexes with the brainworm gun, which is pretty scary considering it was 24 S6 shots that reroll everything. I brought in a unit of Pinkies with my Changleing with a lucky scatter roughly 16" from his brood hoping to get a lucky(or unlucky in his case =P) Glamor roll on his turn. His shooting phase rolls around and I, under the pretense 'fexes still had Ld10, asked him to make a ld test for Glamor, and to my great amusement I found out that 'fexes were down to a lowly 7Ld! he failed his test and I had them shoot at his lone Tyrant, which ended the poor thing's life. Needless to say, i found a fun use of the little Daemon known as The Changeling xD
Also in that same fight, I got t witness the sheer fail that is a Flamer/Zoanthrope boxing match... Let me tell you what 4 rounds of that is like... I can sum it up with "derpderpderpderpderpderp" xD
Feel free to share any fun stories Chaos Daemons are capable of creating!
40k: Silver Angels of Our Martyred Lady 7/2/3 - Daemons of the Great Squiggle! 3/1/0
Fantasy: Windhost of Athel'Loren 2/0/0 - Daemons of Another Great Squiggle! 0/0/0
Warmahordes: Legion of Everblight (Absylonia)
Last night, I had a daemon prince deep strike near a bunch of Kroot. The Kroot assaulted a tzeentch chariot (terrible deep strike), and wiped it out. Next turn I charge the kroot mass (with kroot hounds), with my daemon prince. I kill 5, they fail to wound.
Anyhow, this was turn two.
Four turns later, my DP finally kills (that's right, kills. The kroot never broke), the last of the 19 kroot off. Four turns to kill the kroot. They managed two wounds on my DP of Nurgle. It's not that my DP wasn't killing the kroot, the Tau player just kept rolling incredibly well for his leadership. After that little escapade, I remarked on why I considered Slaneesh DPs with Soporific Musk as probably being the better choice in that instance.
Whenever I include the changling in my list (everytime i have horrors ) I always get a unit to fire on their friends. Its so much awesomeness when it happens. People cant believe that he can do that to their units.. I smile when i says that hes a +5 point upgrade....... He always has made his points back... usually x10.
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Necrons - 6000 points, Tau - 6000, Daemons - 5250, Eldar - 4500, Blood Angels - 5000
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For more funny stories about Slaanesh, be sure to read '120 Days of Sodom', a fun filled romp about the battle of the sexes.
"Any job worth doing, is worth doing with a powerklaw."
Funny thing happened to my Daemon Prince against my son's Space Marines, he hit me with 5 bolter shots and since I gifted my Prince with Iron Hide, all I had to do is make the 5, 3+ armour saves. I rolled five ones for my saves. My 11 year old son had to pick himself up off the floor from laughing. I know about the Changling, I had my son's sniper squad roll a Glamour roll tonight and promptly failed it. He had to blow away 3 or 4 of his Terminators. He is never pleased when it happens. I find the Glamour doesn't work that often, but when it does, it is always fun. It's good to have the younger kids enjoying the game too. If you get a chance to teach a kid how to play, do it.
Favorite Glamor moment- A unit of veteran guardsmen in a chimera become glamored. Being that very little is in range I figure what the heck and fire their melta guns at the transport their riding in. Well they hit, pen, cause the thing to explode and kill everyone inside.
Anytime a Soulgrinder causes a transport to wreck with troops inside it- it's like unwrapping a box of delicious human nuggets! When in explodes they even come precooked!
Rheagar fought nobly
Rheagar fought valiantly
Rheagar fought honorably
And Rheagar died.
I was using my Daemons against a friends IG, my Bloodthirster in combat with a 50 man squad with attached Commisar (stubborn bastards)...... now we play until everything is dead, none of this 5 turn garbage.
24 Turns of me not killing a single guardsmen....... I didn't roll one dice higher than a 2. Needless to say the multitude of people watching including my opponent were crying from laughing so hard.
I don't think Khorne likes it when you laugh at his Daemons........ after that I rolled nothing but 5s and 6s!
My favorite "Derp Derp" moments is when I sent two Heralds of Tzeentch into melee with the last two members of Chaos Marine squad who where hiding in a crater. At the same time, I had charged a decked out Blood Thirstier into a squad of mixed equipment Termies.
Guess who got out of combat fist (and won)?
The Heralds chopped the two last marines to bits in one full game turn. After four game turns of bitter fighting, the Blood Thirster dies after killing one Termie.
I think one of my favourite moments was against a space marine player. I knew I was playing him, and kinda built a list knowing what I might be up against (I know, I'm a horrible person). He loves snipers, just loves 'em. I was fortunate enough with my deep strikes to land every unit of flamers on target. Their breath templates absolutely mopped the poor buggers up (no armour or cover saves!). He didn't have a single troop option left after that, all I needed was one late stage deep strike of a plaguebearer unit to win (oh, you forgot about the object I placed inside that tree trunk? haha!)
I once fought against a kid who wanted to use Old one eye, from the old tyranid codex before the one before this rerelease.... And my Nurgle daemon prince with noxious touch was engadged in combat with it and a hive tyrant.
During my turn, i hacked apart old one eye... took no wounds
During his i did bugger all the the tyrant... took no wounds
My next turn, the carnithing gets back up... and i hack him back down...
This repeats for about 8 combat phases before it stays down, and i end the miserable existance of the tyrant...
Taught the bugger...
WORSHIP THE VINDICATOR!!! (And a Drop Pod full of Combie-Melta Sternguard never hurts either)