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Ok we have had the rampaging hordes of the world eaters, the plague ravaged, minions of the death guard, the operatic mega divas of the emporers children (you just look at them with their doom sirens and tell me this ain't a good description), and finally 40k answer to david copperfield the thousand sons
but now i present you with the most diabolical army of all time .......
The cantancorous old women
just imaging a load of rampaging female octegenarians zimmering across the battle field delivering clips round the ear (i'm wondering whether to use the rules for khorne bezerkers for this) instead of bike you had wheel chairs or scooters, khornate chain axes naaaaaah give me a good walking stick.
See abbadon quake in his armour as granny asks him if hes washed behind his ears and tell him off for running with such a dangerously big sword .
Any other ideas
Ps i'm in work and its nearly the end of my shift, i'm bored so sue me.
Last edited by Maugatar; March 23rd, 2006 at 14:42.
Funny, but no.
er a joke
although it would be funny to convert a unit of imperial guard add a coupleof walking sticks and a zimmer frame
i really think you need to make a kill team to continue this idea
then again i never got round to putting bikini tops on my dwarf slayers so i cant really talk...
PLAN CLAN MAN!!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man- S. Johnson
hehe, I like it.
I was thinking about something similar a while back, when someone was refrencing Khorne as krone. Made me think of the krones of khorne.
"Back in ma day, we didn't have any of your fancy chain axes. we did our slaughtering with hat pins."
It's a great idea.
Originally Posted by Andusciassus
One of my friends built a hugely phat carnifex, which is hunched over, and in a perfect position for a small walking stick. We call it the Grannifex.
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thats the spirit although i'm am interested in hearing about these dwarfs in bikinis.
Could you just imaging abbadons granny giving him a clip round the ear for running with his demon sword lol
Unless the grannies had succumb to the powers of chaos, their grand children would just kill them outright IMO