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Mine is my friend and I were playing a game of blast until one dies. He was playing a Tyranid army and me a Nurgle. He was setting up and as the turns go by he gets close enough for me to use Nurgles rot. I roll and for each creature except one in each force lost all of his troops.
Mine would have to be when I first faced the awesome might of a Baneblade with my khornate chaos force. We were doing 2,500 so his guard army was small and I basically ripped the IG's to shreds. He though his tank was invincible until I pointed out what my Khorne Daemon Prince had (Strength bonuses + the Glaive) And he kept backing up so I wouldn't get the charge, when I finally did, it was with my Lord, a Dreadnought, and a Termie squad with 2x chain P.fist's....good times.
Turn 5 I am down to my Lord and 3 Marines on the field, had not been able to roll my Daemons on yet so FINALLY they come on no matter what... my Flamers land in a swamp we declared impossible terrain and splatter and my horrors land 12 inches away, setting the target marker off the table.
They're ladies. We can't hit ladies.
No, no. They're Daemonettes. They'll tear you limb from limb and steal your soul
But sar, thats what ladies do.
For me, it would have to be when 3 Daemonettes charge a Grey Knight Grand Master, he kills only one, then they inflict 3 rending wounds. He saves one, now down to one last wound. The next round for his attacks, he rolls 3 1's, and a 2. The daemonettes then proceed to rend him to pieces. Glorius.
"If you can wait til I get home, then I swear we can make this last."
Opponent was talking up how good his biker librarian was (biker list), wouldn't shut up about him. Charges across the field, charges my Slaanesh Termy lord, and his jaw drops when he finds out that i go first with 7 str. 6. attacks with combat drugs on. Didn't even need to use my re-rolls to wound with my claws, he hadn't given him an invul save. He was quite pissed off after that
For the Dark Goddess! For Slaanesh!
Starting April 21st, 2007, W-L-T
Emperor's Children Legion - 26-6-6
Mine isn't that hilarious, but it was frustrating as hell. This was with my 1500 point World Eaters list, against my friend's Orks for the first time. The game goes normally until about turn 2, when I'm in charge range with my mega-tooled DP of his seemingly meaty, defenseless orks. I gleefully charge into the 20 strong unti of Slugga boys, get my 6 Str. 6 attacks, and manage to kill 3. They then proceed to inflict 13 wounds. My shiny Daemon armor does nothing to prevent me failing 8 of the 4+ saves.
The moral of the story: know what units do.
Originally Posted by Brett on Quidditch[ 1500pt. Chaos List, C&C! ]
-=W: 2 -D: 0- L: 3=-
I saw a Bloodthirster get overrun by a rhino while attempting a death or glory against it. He managed to penetrate it, but rolled a 1 on the damage chart. The rhino was moving backward, so here's what it would had look like from inside the rhino :
Frank - "Jerry, stop, i think we got past the second intersection, we need to go back"
Jerry - "Shit, are you sure ? " - Pumping the breaks
Frank - "Pretty sure man, we need to go back"
Jerry - "Ok, do you see anything behind us ?" while starting to move backward
Frank - "WAIT ! What the F*** " - *KABLANG!* *CRIIIIIIIIIK* *Splutsh*
Jerry - "What was that !?"
Frank - "I think we just run over something big"
Bloodthirster - "Arrrghh... " then slowly disapear into the warp.
From now on, Bloodthirsters have a phobic fear of Rhinos moving backward.
CHAOS Undiv.: won 14/22 games EC: 4/7 WE: 6/9 DG: 10/15, TS: 3/7 Orks : 13/20 SM NL : 1/6 TAU: 14 of 24 IG: 3/7
Envision this, if you will.
Black Legionaire with a meltagun.
Two inches away, the broad side of a Land Raider Crusader, and it's my turn.
I roll a 1 to hit.
Two inches away, one of the Land Raider Crusader's 3xtwin-linked bolter sponsons.
Dead Black Legionaire with a meltagun.
God damn I was angry about that. I raged about it for days.
- Watch this space.
I think I mentioned this in an embarrassing moments thread, but that was quite a while ago, so here it is again: I lost an entire unit of Chaos Bikers. After I got the charge. Against Grots. Needless to say, I was less than amused at the time.