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If I would want to make a really cheesy list, what should I then bring?
Last edited by chaosjacob; July 26th, 2009 at 17:51.
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However, if you're on a budget then swapping out your Grocery shopping list with your army list would be a nice way to get some cheese.
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Imperial Guard: W6/L4/D0
For planetstrike a squadron of executioners with plasma cannon sponsoons and 2 allied inquisitors with at least 2 mystics in their retinue fromthe DH codex (1 HQ 1 elite). Anything deepstriking near your lines is gonna be in big trouble!
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Bring nothing but sentinels. They are dangerous when you have a few but if you max out on them, they are to much for anybody to handle. Good hunting
Bring alot of large blast templates. In 3000 points you can bring 44 Large blasts. That gets really annoying really fast.
For 2k cheese, I'd drag along the dual command squad with meltas and naval officers. Then I'd bring the triple Vendetta/Demolisher spam and a pair of psyker battle squads. Finally, I'd bring as many melta vets as I can bring along, which to my reckoning would be three. Finally, I'd tag an elite inquisitor with a pair of mystics that just DS spot for drop pod armies.
Everyone would be mounted in ML/HF Chimeras, except for the Inq who runs around on foot as the mystic power doesn't work (To my knowledge) in a transport. Thus, I'd have seven or so chimeras.
And that's how I'd cheese up the Guard.
However, for fun I'd like to just try the Creed/Straken list backed up by Grey Knights, because furious charging Grey Knights are nasty, and many would call a gigantic piece of gouda.
6 Infantry Platoons each composed of:
1 PCS with Commissar
5 Infantry Squads each with Commissar
5 Heavy Weapons Squads
2 Special Weapons Squads
50 Conscripts with 'Send in the Next Wave'
Move in the movement phase, shoot or run in the shooting phase, assault in the dying phase if at all possible.
Now if there isn't enough sadistic joy in ruining your opponents' day like that. I'd recommend the single most cheesy thing any guard army can field. I warn you against doing this as your fellow players will give you some rather distasteful looks and your comp scores will greatly suffer, but if you are that desperate:
2 Ogryns and 1 BONEHead
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How to make guard cheesy, have you tried
Just take more models than your opponent can kill, 1 infantry platoon you can get 105 guys (PCS, 5 infantry squads and a full conscript unit) for 480 points. Take 2 platoons like this, give 1 chenkov and 1 Alrahem, add in some weapons and specail and heavy weapon squads, psyker battle squads, maybe creed to give orders, an ogryn squad outflanking because of creed...
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Isn't anyone else at least a little bit disgusted by the question?
I mean, it's possible that the OP has some good reason for wanting a cheesy army, but I doubt it. The continued rise of winhammer truly saddens me.