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    Moral upper for space Wolves, heheheh!

    Night Before X-mas - Fenrisian Style

    'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Hall
    Not a creature was stirring, not Marine nor thrall.
    And I in my Power Armor, new weapons, new helm
    Was drunker than anyone in the Fenrisian Realm

    I staggered upstairs and fell into bed
    While four gallons of mead were ablaze in my head.
    Then up from below came the sounds of a brawl
    So I grabbed up my axe and ran down to the Hall.

    I missed the last step and crashed down in a heap
    Thinking, "Why can't those low-lifes downstairs just go to sleep!"
    When what to my wondering eyes should appear
    But two brawny strangers, wielding mallet and spear.

    I said to myself, "We'll soon have them beat!"
    Then I noticed ten warriors laid out at their feet.
    I gave out a yell and leapt into the fray.....
    I'll always regret the poor choice made that day.

    For the one laid his hammer to the side of my nose
    And up, up, up to the rafters I rose.
    Then came a lone frightened voice from the floor,
    "Those are no mortal warriors -- that's Odin and Thor!"

    Then they looked at each other and they said, "Battle's done,
    Now they know who we are, it no longer is fun."
    Then Thor raised his hammer, and his elbow he bent,
    And with a loud crash, through the ceiling they went.

    I crawled through the Hall and flung open the door,
    Not really sure what I'd seen before.
    The snow bathed in moonlight, like froth covered mead,
    I saw them ride off on an eight-legged steed.

    And I heard them exclaim, 'ere they flew out of sight,
    "TO HELA WITH CHRISTMAS, WE JUST LOVE A GOOD FIGHT!"


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    Did you make this one too!? It's pretty darn cool! BTW I thought you meant something else in the subject line (again).
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

    But what of the midgets!?
    =]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=


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    That's so funny!! There should be a jokes topic and you could be moderator.

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    That's so funny!! There should be a jokes topic and you could be moderator.

    :roll: Don't give me ideas! :twisted:

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    ideas?

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    Did you make this one too!? It's pretty darn cool! BTW I thought you meant something else in the subject line (again).
    I'm not sure I want to know what you thought she meant by the topic... :roll:
    This is pretty funny though!
    &quot;Don&#39;t Delay-The best is the enemy of the good. By this I mean that a good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week. War is a very simple thing, and the determining characteristics are self-confidence, speed, and audacity. None of these things can ever be perfect, but they can be good.&quot;
    -General George S. Patton, Jr.

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    Well if you don't want to know what I thought I won't tell you, but it was something from a chat (a few months ago). Well ok actually I don't completely remember what I was thinking of but ok .
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

    But what of the midgets!?
    =]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=


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    Sister mel a sergeant? Lol... aren't girls supposed to be called some other thingy?

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    Ranks aren&#39;t army, gender, or time played specific, If it were I would be exalted champion now
    Veni Vidi Variant
    I came, I saw, I got a different type of Leman Russ.

    The spikey ones go faster.

    98% of the teen population has smoked weed, the other 2% went straight to crack.

    Saga of the Ages. Click it.

    Rules for grenades are on page 72 of the rulebook.

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    Hellllll Yeah, that rocked. Nice one Mel&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

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