Things you don't wanna hear when you're in the IG - Warhammer 40K Fantasy
 

Welcome to Librarium Online!

Join our community of 80,000+ members and take part in the number one resource for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K discussion!

Registering gives you full access to take part in discussions, upload pictures, contact other members and search everything!


Register Now!

User Tag List

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 16
  1. #1
    Senior Member Sister_mel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    506
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    ReputationReputation
    32 (x2)

    Things you don't wanna hear when you're in the IG

    Things you don't wanna hear when you're in the Imperial Guard:

    "We're outta ammo?"
    "CHARGE!!!""
    Khorne Beserkers good fighters? Us Cadians can handle them!"
    "You mean you FORGOT the Leman Russes?"
    "Why are the Dark Angels surrounding us?"
    "Welcome to the Cata- PRIVATE!!!! THERE'S A WRINKLE IN YOUR BANDANA!!!! IRON IT OUT, THEN GIVE ME 500 LAPS AROUND THE BASE!!"
    "Funny, the Ogryns don't smell as bad when dead."
    "Hey, a grenade without a pin!"
    "You just had to forget the gas for the chimera, didn't you?"
    "You know, guys...Chaos isn't SO bad"
    "Fix bayonets!"
    "Whaddya mean orbital bombardment?"
    "We missed our shooting phase?"
    "Hey, Sarge, this thing just fell out of the sky, it's all fleshy and squishy, and there are scratching noises inside.
    "Colonel: "We're gonna die! We should all flee!"Commissar: "Just this once, I agree with you!"
    "Extermina-what?"
    "Hehe, that's a good practical joke, plugging the tank's guns... let's stay really close to it so we can see the looks on their faces!"
    "Our regiment has been assigned to fight in the Third Armageddon War? Sounds fun!"
    "Sweet! And I get to be one of them? Man, this is so cool! I can't wait! Hey, what are the Last Chancers anyway?"
    "Boy, I hope those artillery guys got the right coordinates...""Hah! Those Chaos dopes spelled 'surrender' with only one R!"
    "I'm your new commanding officer. Now, this is my first command, so go easy on me, okay?"
    "See? Lasguns can take anything. Drop it, throw it in the swamp, use it as a club, and it still...uh oh."
    "Well, we're low on ammo, our radio's busted, and we've got genestealers coming in on all sides. Let's charge them!"
    "What do you mean that the sisters of battle have taken a vow of chasity?"


  2. Remove Advertisements
    Librarium-Online.com
    Advertisements
     

  3. #2
    Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    76
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    you got that off of another wed site didnt you

  4. #3
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Ft. Irwin CA USA
    Posts
    278
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    That last one, whats the Vow Of Chasity?

  5. #4
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    7
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    it means that they cant have sex

  6. #5
    Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    76
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    aka you aint getting any ...

  7. #6
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Peterborough, UK
    Posts
    377
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    *ponders a Sexual Frustration special rule*

  8. #7
    Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    76
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    Look but Can Not Touch: When fighting near female combat units unit may recieve a + 1 initiative and +1 Strength However they also recieve a -1 modifier on morale checks

  9. #8
    Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    82
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    0 (x0)

    lol :lol: :lol:

  10. #9
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    United Kingdom, cold damp dungion
    Posts
    6
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Reputation
    1 (x1)

    stealing jokes from grimstalkers imperial guard on an imperial guard forum claiming they are your own is pritty stupid!

  11. #10
    Senior Member Carcaroth's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    Sis Mel's closet
    Posts
    959
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Reputation
    1 (x2)

    Look but Can Not Touch: When fighting near female combat units unit may recieve a + 1 initiative and +1 Strength However they also recieve a -1 modifier on morale checks
    also becomes fearless and suffer from animosity.
    Wir Werden Vorherrschen!

    "I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."

Closed Thread
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts