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Things you don't wanna hear when you're in the Imperial Guard:
"We're outta ammo?"
Khorne Beserkers good fighters? Us Cadians can handle them!"
"You mean you FORGOT the Leman Russes?"
"Why are the Dark Angels surrounding us?"
"Welcome to the Cata- PRIVATE!!!! THERE'S A WRINKLE IN YOUR BANDANA!!!! IRON IT OUT, THEN GIVE ME 500 LAPS AROUND THE BASE!!"
"Funny, the Ogryns don't smell as bad when dead."
"Hey, a grenade without a pin!"
"You just had to forget the gas for the chimera, didn't you?"
"You know, guys...Chaos isn't SO bad"
"Whaddya mean orbital bombardment?"
"We missed our shooting phase?"
"Hey, Sarge, this thing just fell out of the sky, it's all fleshy and squishy, and there are scratching noises inside.
"Colonel: "We're gonna die! We should all flee!"Commissar: "Just this once, I agree with you!"
"Hehe, that's a good practical joke, plugging the tank's guns... let's stay really close to it so we can see the looks on their faces!"
"Our regiment has been assigned to fight in the Third Armageddon War? Sounds fun!"
"Sweet! And I get to be one of them? Man, this is so cool! I can't wait! Hey, what are the Last Chancers anyway?"
"Boy, I hope those artillery guys got the right coordinates...""Hah! Those Chaos dopes spelled 'surrender' with only one R!"
"I'm your new commanding officer. Now, this is my first command, so go easy on me, okay?"
"See? Lasguns can take anything. Drop it, throw it in the swamp, use it as a club, and it still...uh oh."
"Well, we're low on ammo, our radio's busted, and we've got genestealers coming in on all sides. Let's charge them!"
"What do you mean that the sisters of battle have taken a vow of chasity?"
you got that off of another wed site didnt you
That last one, whats the Vow Of Chasity?
it means that they cant have sex
aka you aint getting any ...
*ponders a Sexual Frustration special rule*
Look but Can Not Touch: When fighting near female combat units unit may recieve a + 1 initiative and +1 Strength However they also recieve a -1 modifier on morale checks
lol :lol: :lol:
stealing jokes from grimstalkers imperial guard on an imperial guard forum claiming they are your own is pritty stupid!
also becomes fearless and suffer from animosity.Look but Can Not Touch: When fighting near female combat units unit may recieve a + 1 initiative and +1 Strength However they also recieve a -1 modifier on morale checks
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