Dear Karmoon Landers

[Cyric the Mad]

Dear Karmoon Landers,

Me and my Ultramarines beau have been dating for a few months now. Things have been going great, but my other Kroot friends think I should find a nice Ethereal to date - they keep saying it's for "the greater good".

The problem is me and Smurfy just click on so many levels. How can I get my friends to accept our love?

Sincerely,
Blue for Blue

[Karmoon]

Dear Blue for Blue

Originally Posted by Blue and slightly damp

Me and my Ultramarines beau have been dating for a few months now. Things have been going great, but my other Kroot friends think I should find a nice Ethereal to date - they keep saying it's for "the greater good".

The problem is me and Smurfy just click on so many levels. How can I get my friends to accept our love?

Sincerely,
Blue for Blue

Problems like this seem so obvious and easy, that it's painful when other people don't understand your point of view.

But the way to tackle it definitely isn't through taking all your friends out together with your lovely Ultramarine beau and working out your differences and showing them that you're happy.

You need a new bathroom. Also, the green carpet in your living room doesn't go with the cream curtains.

Happiness begins in the bathroom. If you sort out your bathroom (with some lovely lilac tiles) then you'll be sorted for life, and you'll be happy just like you had married a nice Ethereal like you probably should.

Papa Karmoon Landers.

Does anyone else have any problems they'd like Papa Karmoon to help them with?

[Adrian MalSeraph]

Dear Karmoon Landers,

There's this...thing I've had running through my mind. The way it skulks around, and the way it eats, it just makes my mind go aflutter.

But its like we're two completely different species.... I'm a Picses, it has six legs. I like free thinking, sometimes it seems to be completely mindless.

Is there anyway to make this work without running the risk of ruining the first impression.

Sincerely:
Passion for Insects

[Karmoon]

Dear Passion for insects,

Originally Posted by Insect Freak

There's this...thing I've had running through my mind. The way it skulks around, and the way it eats, it just makes my mind go aflutter.

Just listen to yourself.
You are sick and ill my boy.

Rather than entertain deluded romantic love notions, I suggest you seek medical attention for the parasite which is clearly consuming your brain and laying it's foul eggs in your grey matter.

If I had somethign running through my mind, I'd be straight to the bathroom to look for skewers to get the little bugger out of there.

What if it found your private thoughts? or you bank numbers? What then?

Luckily, there isn't much that modern medicine and a powerfist (often in tandem) can help to cure.

Papa Karmoon.

[Koss]

Dear karmoon lander:

will my sorcerous ways ever lead me to find the location of the hidden rebel base or the clarvoyance enough to conjure up the stolen data plans.

sincerly angry sith lord.

[Karmoon]

Originally Posted by Kossolax_the_Foresworn

Dear karmoon lander:

will my sorcerous ways ever lead me to find the location of the hidden rebel base or the clarvoyance enough to conjure up the stolen data plans.

sincerly angry sith lord.

Dear Angry Sith Lord,

Why so angry? I suggest an anger management course. I hear they run very good ones at Orlando in Disney land, where you get to gun down meat puppets dressed as Disney characters and then spend a bit of time alone in a cell.

When I last spoke to my good friend Yoda about this matter, he mumbled something about the dark side leading to anger and hate and suffering. Then again, he was high after smoking Dagobah Greens that day.. so, I'm going to go out on a limb and say, 'Yes. Your wily ways will bear fruition for you.'

I wish you good luck. Send a copy of the stolen date plans to me too.

Papa Karmoon.