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    As some of you may know Blood God and I got married on these forums some time ago However I want a divorce and intend to take half of his win/loose/draw ratio as compensation for a failed marriage

    So I now require legal representation, whos up for it?! :lol:
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    Being one of the most senior members of LO, and one of the few who have not submitted to the treacherous world of modding (despite being offered the job several times) I believe I would be a suitable judge in this matter.

    I will be fair and just and listen to both sides before I make my decision on the outcome of this divorce.

    I am not representing any of you. Others may act as your banistors. I am running for the position of judge in this difficult and unhappy trial..

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    Originally posted by shadowcat@Nov 22 2004, 07:25
    As some of you may know Blood God and I got married on these forums some time ago However I want a divorce and intend to take half of his win/loose/draw ratio as compensation for a failed marriage

    So I now require legal representation, whos up for it?! :lol:
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    I'm sorry I am a bit confused but did you say you got married on this forum? Is it for real real and not just for play play?
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    ive done that before, only i married my ego. it has its own gravitaitional pull, and a marriagew contract. on what grounds are you seeking a devorce?
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    I volunteer to represent Miss Shadowcat in this matter. My qualifications? I Have a BS in BS and can talk my way out of a firing squad. I'm perfect lawyer material, and you can pay my fee off in booze or chicken,preferably both. ^_^

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    Blood God has fled the country i guess

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    I'll find Blood God and drag him in here. . . .....
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    Originally posted by Bawdymonkey@Nov 22 2004, 10:35
    I'm sorry I am a bit confused but did you say you got married on this forum? Is it for real real and not just for play play?
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    Well that is just lovely Archonofdeath but I do not recall anyone asking you for your oppinion.

    I could also go on to say something about stones and glass houses

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    Originally posted by shadowcat@Nov 22 2004, 07:25
    As some of you may know Blood God and I got married on these forums some time ago However I want a divorce and intend to take half of his win/loose/draw ratio as compensation for a failed marriage

    So I now require legal representation, whos up for it?! :lol:
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    I'm detecting a bit of sarcasm here... Am I correct in guessing this, shadowcat? If so, I claim 25% of your share of BG's W/L/D ratio. If not, I have a blunt object in my car for my untimely demise.
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