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Tainted Rose · December 16th, 2004, 03:07

An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."

Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says "It's a pussy willow."

Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat."

Sorry...

ffej · December 16th, 2004, 03:20

Hahah thats rich I'd say. I needed a good laugh. I liek the part about the ducks in the DUCT tape... D-u-c-k... D-U-C-T. lol

ugluk-bludeth · December 16th, 2004, 03:46

That was beautiful man. good joke, it should get a few laughs tomorrow in the office.

Edicius · December 18th, 2004, 07:18

:lol: Nice.

Valhallan · December 21st, 2004, 05:08

Funny very funny.

Good job tainted rose. You really are a talented.

Keep on giving us your killer songs and stuff.

darkreever · December 21st, 2004, 05:10

roflmao
oh man im gonna get expelled for that one tommorrow

King Ulrik Flamebeard · December 21st, 2004, 14:21

A nice christmas one -

Two women friends are chatting and one turns to the other and says

"My husband's like Father Christmas"

"You mean he gives you presents?" asks the second one

"No. He comes once a year"

KU

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Tainted Rose Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 64	<a onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outgoing/http_d1_openx_org_ck_php_n_a83f474f_amp_cb_46587945173');" rel='nofollow' href='http://d1.openx.org/ck.php?n=a83f474f&cb=46587945173' target='_blank'><img src='http://d1.openx.org/avw.php?zoneid=22572&cb=46587945173&n=a83f474f' border='0' alt='' /></a> An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat." Sorry...

December 16th, 2004, 03:46	#3 (permalink)
ugluk-bludeth Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: tennessee Age: 33 Posts: 680 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 66	That was beautiful man. good joke, it should get a few laughs tomorrow in the office. __________________ wWWwwAaaaAAgggGGGhHHHhhh!!!! = DeAth

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Edicius Pathfinder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: under your bed Age: 26 Posts: 2,251 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 79	:lol: Nice. __________________

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Valhallan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrey, B.C. Age: 19 Posts: 792 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 66	Funny very funny. Good job tainted rose. You really are a talented. Keep on giving us your killer songs and stuff. __________________ deathguard.org bolterandchainsword.com dakkadakka.com http://www.warseer.com/forums/ http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Smoki...ex.php?act=idx http://s4.invisionfree.com/Eternity_...ex.php?act=idx http://www.librarium-online.com/index.php?act=idx

December 21st, 2004, 05:10	#6 (permalink)
darkreever Shadow of shadows Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: NJ, U.S. Age: 21 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 86	roflmao oh man im gonna get expelled for that one tommorrow __________________ Take my love, take my land, take me to where I cannot stand; I don't care I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me. "The difference between gods and daemons largely depends upon where one is standing at the time."- Lorgar Member of the Fluff Masters Clan

December 16th, 2004, 03:20	#2 (permalink)
ffej Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 131 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 78	Hahah thats rich I'd say. I needed a good laugh. I liek the part about the ducks in the DUCT tape... D-u-c-k... D-U-C-T. lol

December 21st, 2004, 14:21	#7 (permalink)
King Ulrik Flamebeard Bearded and Dangerous Join Date: May 2003 Location: Sheffield, England Age: 25 Posts: 6,968 Blog Entries: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 185 Total Awards: 1	A nice christmas one - Two women friends are chatting and one turns to the other and says "My husband's like Father Christmas" "You mean he gives you presents?" asks the second one "No. He comes once a year" KU __________________ The Humungous Bearded Project Log The Hobbyist's Golden Rules LOBBA Season I has begun!

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