LO Chat Quotes thread

[Triumph Of Man]

Triumph
Glomping isn't sexual
[01:56]


Triumph
but it is affectionate
[01:56]


jONESIE
sure Champion
[01:56]


Caluin
Triumph: Maybe not for you, it isn't. Grrroooowwwwrrr.
[01:57]


jONESIE
http://www.librarium-online.com/foru...ansport-2.html
[01:57]


Triumph
o.0'
[01:57]


Adrian MalSeraph
Heads number: 1, 2, and 4 are pissed.
[01:57]


Triumph
Was that an aroused Hydra Grroooowwwwrr?
[01:57]


jONESIE
LOL
[01:58]


jONESIE
HAHA!

Bow Chikka Bow wow!

[Kerinst]

Things got a little hectic on the gaming tables this afternoon

[08:18:43 PM]wuggles64: your regular fist won't do anything
[08:18:44 PM]Kerinst: Hey digininji
[08:19:26 PM]wuggles64: hiya ninja
[08:19:31 PM]Kerinst: *smashes all of Pickles minis with his fist* yes it will
[08:19:41 PM]wuggles64: awwwww
[08:19:45 PM]wuggles64: now, that's not fair
[08:19:56 PM]Kerinst: I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN
[08:19:58 PM]Pickle: throws three bricks on table
[08:205 PM]wuggles64: haha
[08:207 PM]Pickle: nope
[08:20:12 PM]wuggles64: summons Slaanesh to the table
[08:20:20 PM]Pickle: shows kerinst a single scout sitting there all innocently
[08:20:21 PM]wuggles64: you stand gaping in awe at my awesome mini
[08:20:25 PM]wuggles64: I win by default
[08:20:43 PM]Pickle: *scout takes down the slaneesh
[08:20:49 PM]Kerinst: *flips over the table so it lands on the once awesome mini and the missed scout
[08:20:51 PM]Pickle: and I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:219 PM]Pickle: scout is raised to high marshal automatiall
[08:21:21 PM]wuggles64: Scout is clearly the Emperor
[08:21:26 PM]Kerinst: its a 40K riot
[08:21:56 PM]Pickle: haha
[08:227 PM]aetherguy881 has joined the room
[08:22:18 PM]aetherguy881: hey what's up?
[08:22:26 PM]Pickle: Black Templars= Templarae Nigerae
[08:22:27 PM]Pickle: hahaha
[08:22:29 PM]Pickle: rofl
[08:22:51 PM]MercilessNerd has joined the room
[08:23:11 PM]MercilessNerd: Hey guys
[08:23:56 PM]Pickle: hey
[08:240 PM]Kerinst: This is Kerinst Arunson with channel 6,485 news.. its a blood bath here at Gencon as several people have opened up with what appeared to be harmless props after a poor sport on a Warhammer 40K table flipped the table and smashed a Golden Daemon entry. The crowd is panicking as plastic powerfists are charging and bolt pistols are laying waste to innocent victims. At the end of this mess several nerds will still be virgins, back to you in the office.

[Kerinst]

[076:36 AM]Kerinst has joined the room
[077:18 AM]Kerinst: morning
[077:31 AM]Triumph: WAAAAGH!!!
[077:37 AM]Triumph: *glomps*
[078:41 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAGH!!
[078:55 AM]Kerinst: *unloads his slugga into Triumph open maw*
[078:57 AM]trusty gnoblar: WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
[079:13 AM]Triumph: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
[079:14 AM]trusty gnoblar: Ouch
[079:23 AM]Triumph: *Spits bullets right back*
[079:26 AM]Triumph: Im dead ard!
[079:31 AM]trusty gnoblar: More like AHHHHHHH!!!
[079:38 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough cough choke* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[07:10:12 AM]Kerinst: I's dedder ardar
[07:10:15 AM]Triumph: *kicks Kerinst in the crotch*
[07:10:23 AM]trusty gnoblar: not any more
[07:10:40 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH right in the daddy button
[07:10:43 AM]Kerinst: *falls over*
[07:10:55 AM]Triumph: lol
[07:10:58 AM]trusty gnoblar: lol
[07:118 AM]Triumph: Now youz lot gotta do wat I say
[07:11:18 AM]Kerinst: whats up?
[07:11:25 AM]Triumph: An I say we crump dat Firedrake!
[07:11:45 AM]Ryu_ookami: hehehehehe
[07:11:54 AM]Kerinst: *squeals in terror like a little goblin at the idea of fighting the Drake*

[BorninDarkness]

Kerinst, you traitor.

[gingerninja]

Process afk for a few sex

Process sec

FabricatorGeneralMike yes, I love that game Beerhammer 40k

NiteRabbit I can sum them up right here.

Process lol i did not say that

gingerninja I'm guessing that was secs

NiteRabbit Do you have the DA codex?

FabricatorGeneralMike yes

Process yeah *hides under rock*

NiteRabbit Process: Better than saying "give me a sex" XD

It's all good

:ninja: out

[jONESIE]

Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy! {goofy}

To be brutally honest, I am usually too lazy to post in here, and just save funny stuff to a quick Wordpad document... but, alas, I feel it is time to share some with the users of LO. That, and I can't keep them to myself any longer :w00t: Fun times


To get things moving, I titled this quick Wpad Doco -.... "DAEMONIC TEA!"

Pestigor lap.tea.pain [12:26]
jONESIE owies
jONESIE hope everything is ok down there
jONESIE that hurts though, i know all too well..
jONESIE *shudder*
Ryu_ookami Lol
Pestigor *shudder*
Ryu_ookami in that case LOL again
Pestigor hot pot pie > Blood Thirster
Ryu_ookami has anyone seen mordheim warband rules for tomb kings anywhere >
jONESIE no sorry
jONESIE but sounds cool Chief
Ryu_ookami k if you do can you let me know
jONESIE will do
jONESIE in return, i would like a new toothbrush
jONESIE and maybe some tea, but that's negotiable
Ryu_ookami kk
jONESIE *runs away*
Pestigor daemon tea
jONESIE DAEMON TEA!
jONESIE imagine spilling that on your lap....

Pestigor I.don't.NEED.to imagine.

jONESIE haha [12:33]

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#2- The things you do to pass time..... {goofy}


[07:37] gingerninja I need to write a user guide for some equipment for my old job, as well as work at my new job tis morning. but if someone starts a funny convo, I will join in
[07:40] gingerninja therefore *lurk*
[07:44] gingerninja no one is typing
[07:45] gingerninja boo
karmoon beep beep
jONESIE haha
jONESIE yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
Tossy honk honk
karmoon need to talk with my manager in a bit...
jONESIE AW-HUH
gingerninja lol
karmoon AW-HUH!
jONESIE XD
gingerninja what do you need to talk about, lack of pay rise?
Tossy what are you two talkin about
jONESIE @ Tossy- if you saw my avatar, you'd probably know [07:46]

....

Tossy yipyipyipyipyip [07:47]
Tossy ear-th
Tossy ear-th, yipyipyipyipyip


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#3- Monocles -> storms -> can o' beans -> glomping < 2 mins?

(Wuggles joins room, asks how everyone is...
Teno replies "is Don. Is well."
I say I like to don monocles...
Wuggles loves monocles, thinks they are cool, but doesn't own a monocle)...

jONESIE me too, but, I just imagine I have one. I mean, if I can talk to myself, I'm sure I can allow myself to see myself with a monocle [09:43]
wuggles64 and carry around a snifter
Will J hahaha
Cheredanine has joined the room [09:44]
wuggles64 seriously thogh, monocoles are badass
wuggles64 *though
Tenozuma *thunder storms*
Will J true that
jONESIE Yeah Teno, you are in Sydney?
jONESIE Heard the weather has turned badass over there man
Tenozuma yeah
jONESIE As in, cars swept away, and the peoples missing
Tenozuma not really
Tenozuma just some rain
Tenozuma WHAT? [09:45]
jONESIE yeah man, seriously
Will J no way? wow thats bad

Tenozuma the thunder was from cheredanine's entry!
Cheredanine scuse me
Will J haha
Cheredanine too many beans
jONESIE Hey Chera
jONESIE ...
Cheredanine hi J, how is things?
jONESIE *speartackles Chera*
jONESIE GOOD NOW!!! [09:46]
jONESIE
jONESIE *runs away*
Triumph has joined the room
jONESIE Triumph! Hey Chief
Triumph my bum!
Will J yo chief
Tenozuma hello. fellow person.
Cheredanine *has a note from his mum excusing him from spear tackles*
Triumph *glomps jONESIE* [09:46]

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#4- Pickle gives himself the all-clear..... and I still don't understand.... {goofy} LOL

Good ol' (young) Pickle, keeping everyone on their toes

Aether-Moose Hey, anybody up for a VASSAL game? [02:56]
Aether-Moose I'm bored.
Pickle ok
Pickle hmm chaos vs chaos
Pickle nah have to eat tea
Aether-Moose Word Bearers here. What Legion are you?
Pickle black legion with tzeentch and khorne
Aether-Moose Nice.
Aether-Moose Never seen tzeench and Khorne together...
Pickle want a link to the list
Aether-Moose Sure, why not.
jonesie @ Pickle- drop a plas pistol from the raptors >_< that'll keep you under you point limit >_<
Aether-Moose You wanna check mine out?

...

Pickle ok

...

Aether-Moose Was that an 'ok' to me or jonesie??

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Pickle me

...

...

jonesie what? haha!
Aether-Moose lol [030]



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Last one... for now

the uncoherant conversation


visitor q has joined the room [11:36]
visitor q hello
Tenoz you loved it ginger, don't deny it.
gingerninja hey Q
Will J I'm happier now, all my spraying is done and my ship looks ok, which means the client wont flip when I deliver it.
visitor q gingerninja, the man with the plan.
Tenoz mmm... pat sharpe image in mind.
gingerninja @tenoz: yes a beautiful women, virtually humping my leg, could be put as a day highlight
Will J haha
gingerninja @Q: I have a plan? [11:37]
gingerninja I thought I winged it
gingerninja ?
visitor q @tenoz: No e- its spelt pat sharp [11:38]
Will J dont let on, you'll get more employment
jONESIE Pat Sharp!
jONESIE
Will J never tell anyone you bofged it
visitor q @ginger, well its not a very coherent plan

gingerninja jONESIE's awake again
gingerninja @Q: what plan?
gingerninja what is this coherent of which you speak? [11:39]
Tenoz lies! all lies!
visitor q @g-ninja don't know its your plan
visitor q probably try and kill Andy Garcia.
gingerninja que
gingerninja nah
visitor q (spot the movie reference)
gingerninja waste of time
gingerninja eventually he'll do it for me [11:39]

jONESIE 0_0 [11:40]
visitor q huh?
jONESIE *zzzzz*
Tenoz still there ryu?
jONESIE Ryu is long gone
jONESIE I ate his Braaaaaaains
jONESIE ... aaaaaains
jONESIE ... aaains
jONESIE ..
jONESIE afk
visitor q This discussion is turning into a series of unconnected virtually incoherent phrases
Tenoz *considers humping ryu's leg... thinks better of it*
Will J mmmm.....brains, welsh beer. mMMMMM
Will J miss it bad
Tenoz that will sound off for anyone who wasn't here ealier
Will J true

gingerninja let the random leg humping commence [11:41]

Tenoz *humps own leg* [11:42]

gingerninja *Humps Wabbits' leg* [11:43]

jONESIE *humps pie*

[Tenozuma]

jONESIE Two Hats is here! [12:18]
Tenoz we need more hats! [12:18]
Cheredanine has left the room [12:19]
2.7 hats has joined the room [12:19]
TwoHats hi [12:19]
2.7 hats problem solved [12:19]
TwoHats I am here now[12:19]
visitor q Cheradine got scared perhpas? [12:19]
TwoHats point seven hats! traitor! [12:19]
visitor q 2.7 hats? [12:19]
2.7 hats I am in disguise [12:19]
visitor q but...who...what....where? [12:19]
gingerninja Wait 3.142 hats will be here soon (math joke) [12:20]
visitor q but who [12:20
TwoHats haha [12:20]
jONESIE @ Ginger- lol [12:20]
TwoHats yes [12:20]
jONESIE >_< [12:20]
visitor q We will have none of that nonsense here. [12:20]
TwoHats thats pi [12:20]
TwoHats there can only be 2!
highlanders...I mean hats...[12:20]
2.7 hats who? [12:20]
jONESIE haha [12:20]
jONESIE no [12:21]
Tenoz kerinst is known to come in disguise... is that you kerinst? [12:21]
TwoHats 2.7 is cheredanine [12:21]
2.7 hats nonono, argh... a witch has told you! *melts*[12:21]
2.7 hats has left the room [12:21]
jONESIE Kerinst? [12:21]
Cheredanine has joined the room [12:21]
jONESIE ... [12:21]
Tenoz >.< *feels stupid* [12:21]
jONESIE ha, nope [12:21]
visitor q Cheradine while you were gone a strange man came...[12:21]
Cheredanine J dont let him touch you like that [12:22]
Tenoz haha. SMACK! [12:22]
jONESIE ow! [12:22]
jONESIE *cries on Chera's shoulder* [12:22]

[jONESIE]

@ Tenozuma- Gold! That was funny

Here is a random one, I dunno where it originally came from...but I felt it deserved a place here. When I asked him about it, I recieved no answer

He dropped it totally out of context of conversation....

...

Kiradia: “NOBODY expects the Emperors Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emperor.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”

[Cheredanine]

you sreious J? surely not - monty pythons Spanish inquisition sketch

[jONESIE]

you sreious J? surely not - monty pythons Spanish inquisition sketch

Sreious, dead sreious Chera haha. Thanks for pointing that out (I'm half decently young, remember )