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    Triumph
    Glomping isn't sexual
    [01:56]


    Triumph
    but it is affectionate
    [01:56]


    jONESIE
    sure Champion
    [01:56]


    Caluin
    Triumph: Maybe not for you, it isn't. Grrroooowwwwrrr.
    [01:57]


    jONESIE
    http://www.librarium-online.com/foru...ansport-2.html
    [01:57]


    Triumph
    o.0'
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    Adrian MalSeraph
    Heads number: 1, 2, and 4 are pissed.
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    Triumph
    Was that an aroused Hydra Grroooowwwwrr?
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    jONESIE
    LOL
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    jONESIE
    HAHA!
    Bow Chikka Bow wow!


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    ... only triumph could turn pooing his pants into a good thing..

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    Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping
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    Things got a little hectic on the gaming tables this afternoon

    [08:18:43 PM]wuggles64: your regular fist won't do anything
    [08:18:44 PM]Kerinst: Hey digininji
    [08:19:26 PM]wuggles64: hiya ninja
    [08:19:31 PM]Kerinst: *smashes all of Pickles minis with his fist* yes it will
    [08:19:41 PM]wuggles64: awwwww
    [08:19:45 PM]wuggles64: now, that's not fair
    [08:19:56 PM]Kerinst: I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN
    [08:19:58 PM]Pickle: throws three bricks on table
    [08:205 PM]wuggles64: haha
    [08:207 PM]Pickle: nope
    [08:20:12 PM]wuggles64: summons Slaanesh to the table
    [08:20:20 PM]Pickle: shows kerinst a single scout sitting there all innocently
    [08:20:21 PM]wuggles64: you stand gaping in awe at my awesome mini
    [08:20:25 PM]wuggles64: I win by default
    [08:20:43 PM]Pickle: *scout takes down the slaneesh
    [08:20:49 PM]Kerinst: *flips over the table so it lands on the once awesome mini and the missed scout
    [08:20:51 PM]Pickle: and I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [08:219 PM]Pickle: scout is raised to high marshal automatiall
    [08:21:21 PM]wuggles64: Scout is clearly the Emperor
    [08:21:26 PM]Kerinst: its a 40K riot
    [08:21:56 PM]Pickle: haha
    [08:227 PM]aetherguy881 has joined the room
    [08:22:18 PM]aetherguy881: hey what's up?
    [08:22:26 PM]Pickle: Black Templars= Templarae Nigerae
    [08:22:27 PM]Pickle: hahaha
    [08:22:29 PM]Pickle: rofl
    [08:22:51 PM]MercilessNerd has joined the room
    [08:23:11 PM]MercilessNerd: Hey guys
    [08:23:56 PM]Pickle: hey
    [08:240 PM]Kerinst: This is Kerinst Arunson with channel 6,485 news.. its a blood bath here at Gencon as several people have opened up with what appeared to be harmless props after a poor sport on a Warhammer 40K table flipped the table and smashed a Golden Daemon entry. The crowd is panicking as plastic powerfists are charging and bolt pistols are laying waste to innocent victims. At the end of this mess several nerds will still be virgins, back to you in the office.
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    They're ladies. We can't hit ladies.

    No, no. They're Daemonettes. They'll tear you limb from limb and steal your soul

    But sar, thats what ladies do.

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    Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping Kerinst has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping
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    [076:36 AM]Kerinst has joined the room
    [077:18 AM]Kerinst: morning
    [077:31 AM]Triumph: WAAAAGH!!!
    [077:37 AM]Triumph: *glomps*
    [078:41 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAGH!!
    [078:55 AM]Kerinst: *unloads his slugga into Triumph open maw*
    [078:57 AM]trusty gnoblar: WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
    [079:13 AM]Triumph: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
    [079:14 AM]trusty gnoblar: Ouch
    [079:23 AM]Triumph: *Spits bullets right back*
    [079:26 AM]Triumph: Im dead ard!
    [079:31 AM]trusty gnoblar: More like AHHHHHHH!!!
    [079:38 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cough cough choke* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    [07:10:12 AM]Kerinst: I's dedder ardar
    [07:10:15 AM]Triumph: *kicks Kerinst in the crotch*
    [07:10:23 AM]trusty gnoblar: not any more
    [07:10:40 AM]Kerinst: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH right in the daddy button
    [07:10:43 AM]Kerinst: *falls over*
    [07:10:55 AM]Triumph: lol
    [07:10:58 AM]trusty gnoblar: lol
    [07:118 AM]Triumph: Now youz lot gotta do wat I say
    [07:11:18 AM]Kerinst: whats up?
    [07:11:25 AM]Triumph: An I say we crump dat Firedrake!
    [07:11:45 AM]Ryu_ookami: hehehehehe
    [07:11:54 AM]Kerinst: *squeals in terror like a little goblin at the idea of fighting the Drake*
    They're ladies. We can't hit ladies.

    No, no. They're Daemonettes. They'll tear you limb from limb and steal your soul

    But sar, thats what ladies do.

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    BorninDarkness has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping BorninDarkness has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping BorninDarkness has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping BorninDarkness has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping BorninDarkness has four and a half and shows no signs of stopping
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    Kerinst, you traitor.
    Ze titles yez...
    When in doubt,
    Smite.
    <SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
    <SilverMane> HEIL BID!
    <Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
    <Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D

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    Slip of the tongue? (Keyboard, but you get the picture)

    Process afk for a few sex

    Process sec

    FabricatorGeneralMike yes, I love that game Beerhammer 40k

    NiteRabbit I can sum them up right here.

    Process lol i did not say that

    gingerninja I'm guessing that was secs

    NiteRabbit Do you have the DA codex?

    FabricatorGeneralMike yes

    Process yeah *hides under rock*

    NiteRabbit Process: Better than saying "give me a sex" XD

    It's all good

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    *dismounts from mop, shares wisdom*

    Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy! {goofy}

    To be brutally honest, I am usually too lazy to post in here, and just save funny stuff to a quick Wordpad document... but, alas, I feel it is time to share some with the users of LO. That, and I can't keep them to myself any longer :w00t: Fun times


    To get things moving, I titled this quick Wpad Doco -.... "DAEMONIC TEA!"

    Pestigor lap.tea.pain [12:26]
    jONESIE owies
    jONESIE hope everything is ok down there
    jONESIE that hurts though, i know all too well..
    jONESIE *shudder*
    Ryu_ookami Lol
    Pestigor *shudder*
    Ryu_ookami in that case LOL again
    Pestigor hot pot pie > Blood Thirster
    Ryu_ookami has anyone seen mordheim warband rules for tomb kings anywhere >
    jONESIE no sorry
    jONESIE but sounds cool Chief
    Ryu_ookami k if you do can you let me know
    jONESIE will do
    jONESIE in return, i would like a new toothbrush
    jONESIE and maybe some tea, but that's negotiable
    Ryu_ookami kk
    jONESIE *runs away*
    Pestigor daemon tea
    jONESIE DAEMON TEA!
    jONESIE imagine spilling that on your lap....

    Pestigor I.don't.NEED.to imagine.

    jONESIE haha [12:33]

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    #2- The things you do to pass time..... {goofy}


    [07:37] gingerninja I need to write a user guide for some equipment for my old job, as well as work at my new job tis morning. but if someone starts a funny convo, I will join in
    [07:40] gingerninja therefore *lurk*
    [07:44] gingerninja no one is typing
    [07:45] gingerninja boo
    karmoon beep beep
    jONESIE haha
    jONESIE yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
    Tossy honk honk
    karmoon need to talk with my manager in a bit...
    jONESIE AW-HUH
    gingerninja lol
    karmoon AW-HUH!
    jONESIE XD
    gingerninja what do you need to talk about, lack of pay rise?
    Tossy what are you two talkin about
    jONESIE @ Tossy- if you saw my avatar, you'd probably know [07:46]

    ....

    Tossy yipyipyipyipyip [07:47]
    Tossy ear-th
    Tossy ear-th, yipyipyipyipyip


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    #3- Monocles -> storms -> can o' beans -> glomping < 2 mins?

    (Wuggles joins room, asks how everyone is...
    Teno replies "is Don. Is well."
    I say I like to don monocles...
    Wuggles loves monocles, thinks they are cool, but doesn't own a monocle)...

    jONESIE me too, but, I just imagine I have one. I mean, if I can talk to myself, I'm sure I can allow myself to see myself with a monocle [09:43]
    wuggles64 and carry around a snifter
    Will J hahaha
    Cheredanine has joined the room [09:44]
    wuggles64 seriously thogh, monocoles are badass
    wuggles64 *though
    Tenozuma *thunder storms*
    Will J true that
    jONESIE Yeah Teno, you are in Sydney?
    jONESIE Heard the weather has turned badass over there man
    Tenozuma yeah
    jONESIE As in, cars swept away, and the peoples missing
    Tenozuma not really
    Tenozuma just some rain
    Tenozuma WHAT? [09:45]
    jONESIE yeah man, seriously
    Will J no way? wow thats bad

    Tenozuma the thunder was from cheredanine's entry!
    Cheredanine scuse me
    Will J haha
    Cheredanine too many beans
    jONESIE Hey Chera
    jONESIE ...
    Cheredanine hi J, how is things?
    jONESIE *speartackles Chera*
    jONESIE GOOD NOW!!! [09:46]
    jONESIE
    jONESIE *runs away*
    Triumph has joined the room
    jONESIE Triumph! Hey Chief
    Triumph my bum!
    Will J yo chief
    Tenozuma hello. fellow person.
    Cheredanine *has a note from his mum excusing him from spear tackles*
    Triumph *glomps jONESIE* [09:46]

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    #4- Pickle gives himself the all-clear..... and I still don't understand.... {goofy} LOL

    Good ol' (young) Pickle, keeping everyone on their toes

    Aether-Moose Hey, anybody up for a VASSAL game? [02:56]
    Aether-Moose I'm bored.
    Pickle ok
    Pickle hmm chaos vs chaos
    Pickle nah have to eat tea
    Aether-Moose Word Bearers here. What Legion are you?
    Pickle black legion with tzeentch and khorne
    Aether-Moose Nice.
    Aether-Moose Never seen tzeench and Khorne together...
    Pickle want a link to the list
    Aether-Moose Sure, why not.
    jonesie @ Pickle- drop a plas pistol from the raptors >_< that'll keep you under you point limit >_<
    Aether-Moose You wanna check mine out?

    ...

    Pickle ok

    ...

    Aether-Moose Was that an 'ok' to me or jonesie??

    ...

    Pickle me

    ...

    ...

    jonesie what? haha!
    Aether-Moose lol [030]



    ___________________________________________________________________________ ____


    Last one... for now

    the uncoherant conversation


    visitor q has joined the room [11:36]
    visitor q hello
    Tenoz you loved it ginger, don't deny it.
    gingerninja hey Q
    Will J I'm happier now, all my spraying is done and my ship looks ok, which means the client wont flip when I deliver it.
    visitor q gingerninja, the man with the plan.
    Tenoz mmm... pat sharpe image in mind.
    gingerninja @tenoz: yes a beautiful women, virtually humping my leg, could be put as a day highlight
    Will J haha
    gingerninja @Q: I have a plan? [11:37]
    gingerninja I thought I winged it
    gingerninja ?
    visitor q @tenoz: No e- its spelt pat sharp [11:38]
    Will J dont let on, you'll get more employment
    jONESIE Pat Sharp!
    jONESIE
    Will J never tell anyone you bofged it
    visitor q @ginger, well its not a very coherent plan

    gingerninja jONESIE's awake again
    gingerninja @Q: what plan?
    gingerninja what is this coherent of which you speak? [11:39]
    Tenoz lies! all lies!
    visitor q @g-ninja don't know its your plan
    visitor q probably try and kill Andy Garcia.
    gingerninja que
    gingerninja nah
    visitor q (spot the movie reference)
    gingerninja waste of time
    gingerninja eventually he'll do it for me [11:39]

    jONESIE 0_0 [11:40]
    visitor q huh?
    jONESIE *zzzzz*
    Tenoz still there ryu?
    jONESIE Ryu is long gone
    jONESIE I ate his Braaaaaaains
    jONESIE ... aaaaaains
    jONESIE ... aaains
    jONESIE ..
    jONESIE afk
    visitor q This discussion is turning into a series of unconnected virtually incoherent phrases
    Tenoz *considers humping ryu's leg... thinks better of it*
    Will J mmmm.....brains, welsh beer. mMMMMM
    Will J miss it bad
    Tenoz that will sound off for anyone who wasn't here ealier
    Will J true

    gingerninja let the random leg humping commence [11:41]

    Tenoz *humps own leg* [11:42]

    gingerninja *Humps Wabbits' leg* [11:43]

    jONESIE *humps pie*
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    They still exist?
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    Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand Tenozuma is now officially grand
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    jONESIE Two Hats is here! [12:18]
    Tenoz we need more hats! [12:18]
    Cheredanine has left the room [12:19]
    2.7 hats has joined the room [12:19]
    TwoHats hi [12:19]
    2.7 hats problem solved [12:19]
    TwoHats I am here now[12:19]
    visitor q Cheradine got scared perhpas? [12:19]
    TwoHats point seven hats! traitor! [12:19]
    visitor q 2.7 hats? [12:19]
    2.7 hats I am in disguise [12:19]
    visitor q but...who...what....where? [12:19]
    gingerninja Wait 3.142 hats will be here soon (math joke) [12:20]
    visitor q but who [12:20
    TwoHats haha [12:20]
    jONESIE @ Ginger- lol [12:20]
    TwoHats yes [12:20]
    jONESIE >_< [12:20]
    visitor q We will have none of that nonsense here. [12:20]
    TwoHats thats pi [12:20]
    TwoHats there can only be 2!
    highlanders...I mean hats...[12:20]
    2.7 hats who? [12:20]
    jONESIE haha [12:20]
    jONESIE no [12:21]
    Tenoz kerinst is known to come in disguise... is that you kerinst? [12:21]
    TwoHats 2.7 is cheredanine [12:21]
    2.7 hats nonono, argh... a witch has told you! *melts*[12:21]
    2.7 hats has left the room [12:21]
    jONESIE Kerinst? [12:21]
    Cheredanine has joined the room [12:21]
    jONESIE ... [12:21]
    Tenoz >.< *feels stupid* [12:21]
    jONESIE ha, nope [12:21]
    visitor q Cheradine while you were gone a strange man came...[12:21]
    Cheredanine J dont let him touch you like that [12:22]
    Tenoz haha. SMACK! [12:22]
    jONESIE ow! [12:22]
    jONESIE *cries on Chera's shoulder* [12:22]
    Last edited by Tenozuma; June 8th, 2007 at 15:41.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Bogan
    Teno, you are so godlike I almost creamed my pants!
    Tenozuma - The Burninator... I came, I saw, I posted.
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    @ Tenozuma- Gold! That was funny

    Here is a random one, I dunno where it originally came from...but I felt it deserved a place here. When I asked him about it, I recieved no answer

    He dropped it totally out of context of conversation....

    ...

    Kiradia: “NOBODY expects the Emperors Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emperor.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
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    They still exist?
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    you sreious J? surely not - monty pythons Spanish inquisition sketch
    Last edited by Cheredanine; June 11th, 2007 at 16:57.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheredanine View Post
    you sreious J? surely not - monty pythons Spanish inquisition sketch
    Sreious, dead sreious Chera haha. Thanks for pointing that out (I'm half decently young, remember )
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaffar_Hasad
    You need more Mordians?
    They still exist?
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