LO Chat Quotes thread

[jONESIE]

Time to let you all in on a little known story about...


TED, THE LO CHAT GHOST!!!!!! <insert scary ghost noises here>


...


ttty2t1j3: who? [02:58]
Stuntd_Merc: Ted is the LO chat ghost
Stuntd_Merc: I wrote his history up one night, forgot some of it.
Pickle: wat?
Stuntd_Merc: You never heard the tale...of Ted O_o
ttty2t1j3: oh he does have a name, i just thought you were all crazy
rp252: no *shudders in fear*
rp252: please, tell your tale :yes:
Stuntd_Merc: Well I'll type it out for you
rp252: in the form of interpretive dance?
ttty2t1j3: omg

Stuntd_Merc: Ted was once a great gamer, much like you or I, who was an avid Space Marine player. The only difference being that his girlfriend was made-up and he was that one smelly, bragging guy who you hate to play but love to beat. [030]
Pickle: lol
ttty2t1j3: i know them types
Stuntd_Merc: One day while Ted and his...erm..."Friends" were walking down the street they happened upon an old condemned GW store. Some said the building was built over a burial ground, some say that the Space Marine second edition rules were crafted there, no one knows for sure.
rp252: lol
Pickle: ok

Lictor1989: dang you guys type a lot while I’m away...does that mean you all don’t like me? [032]

Stuntd_Merc: Ted's "Friends" dared him to spend one night inside, and to collect one Space Marine as proof. With nothing to live for, Ted decided to try it, after all...a space marine does cost about $3 dollars and he was getting one for free.

Kerinst: *singing* Horus used to work round the clock, but the warmaster died, then got back up, he's tough oooh so tough, Loken polishes his armor all day, The legion once rocked, but now they've betrayed, their dad, yeah their dad, but Lokens gonna fight for, the friends he's got, it doesn't make a difference if he survives or not, he's got his brothers and now their stuck on Istvaan, lets see what we got, OOOOHHHHH we're gonna die down there, OOOOHHHH, Get Decius on the air, tell him to run with the Emperors prayer OOOOOHHHHHH may Terra be spared, may Terra be spaaaared... [033]
Lictor1989: lol

Stuntd_Merc: That night, horrible atrocities were wrought on Ted, and his eternal soul was banished to the warp. Yet Ted's thirst for vengeance, his unlimited drive to annoy all who have actual girlfriends, had brought him back to our time...and to LO Chat >_>

Kerinst: OK I think the meds are kicking in now
Pathofskulls: lol
Stuntd_Merc: And that, kids, is the story of Ted the Lo Chat ghost. Whenever the room says 6 people and there are only 5, Ted will be here. [034]
rp252: lmao
Lictor1989: dam kern what kind of meds are you takeing >_>
Kerinst: good ones
Lictor1989: good story merc
Pickle: yep
Kerinst: sorry I just love that song
Stuntd_Merc: Well that wasted a good five minutes. Thank you lol [035]
Pathofskulls: you came up with that one the night mine and jonesie's computer said there were seven people on when there were only 6 isn't it?

Lictor1989: hehe i wonder if they are the kind that my history teacher took one day...that was the funnest period ever
Stuntd_Merc: Yeah Skulls lol
Pathofskulls: thought so
Pathofskulls: that was kinda messed up that night
Stuntd_Merc: Good times =D
rp252: Does ted speak to you merc?
Kerinst: hehehe
Lictor1989: afk again >_>
Stuntd_Merc: We need like Primarch smilies… yeah, I've spoken to him
rp252: *whisper* kerinst, merc might need some of those meds
Pickle: or less of them
Stuntd_Merc: He claimes his Wolf Templars, his own created SM chapter, was never defeated in all of his two games against the autisim kids.
rp252: that is true
Pathofskulls: lol [037]
ttty2t1j3: lol
Pathofskulls: going to get some ice cream
rp252: now i want ice cream

rp252: damn it!

++Update: Ted has reportedly got a Twin that follows him, as he is no longer alone in his visits to LO Chat.
Humour Lord Kerinst suspects Ted is gaining strength and followers as the chat grows bigger++



If this was funny, you should have been there for…

the pedestal flykicking, the Primarch poker faces, Horus’ evil/greasy mullet and Lightning Comb, the baretta/grapespoon combo, nude-ness typing, bunker near the 12th hole, repeated towel whippings, the now famous ‘Solly’, explosive face ointment, multiple ninjas and pixies, Process’ primal cutlery hunt, gingerninja's cuteness, record 26 room kickouts, the chaotic ‘Cheese Grimoire’, the PUNjabi’s antics, battle of the 36inch Gummy snake, awakening the Funk of 40,ooo Years, cans of ‘whoop ass’, guitar gods, ja, wow… so many random and funny topics, there must be over nine thousaAAAAAAAAND!!!

That’s just the funny stuff, not to mention the list and modeling help, everyday general talk, moral support, chit chat etc etc.




so if you want, join in for the fun- and meet others in the LO community

[jONESIE]

Here's some funny stuff (I reckon =P) that was going straight to profile quotes... but decided to put them here for a laugh instead
Note: these happened on the same day, not too long after each other.. this also influenced my decision to put it here:ninja:


BATTLE OF THE GINGER-MONKEY! {goofy}


heh heh, not really, just a cool title sorta. I 'spose. Maybe. *considers edit....*

...

gingerninja: *lurk* [074]
wokeywile: lictor style?
gingerninja: indeed
The Paint Monkey: Ha! Like a lictor would respond to a question. That'd give it right away!
gingerninja: @PM: do lictors speak english? could be throwing my voice?
The Paint Monkey: Hey Ninja- What time is it in your part of the world?
wokeywile: lictors only mean trouble in my experience
gingerninja: 102am

The Paint Monkey: You did it again! I didn't even need an auspex to find you. [077]



Round 2: Fight!



*The Paint Monkey has joined the room*


The Paint Monkey: Ahoy! [10:51]
gingerninja: ahoy hoy
The Paint Monkey: Ahoy-hoy-hoy!
gingerninja: this could get silly: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy
The Paint Monkey: Yeah, let's not get carried away.
The Paint Monkey: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy-hoy.
gingerninja: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy-hoy...........infinite hoy
gingerninja: infact Ahoy-over 9000!!!! hoy
jONESIE: googleplex hoy?
jONESIE: do i win?
jONESIE: >_<
gingerninja: not unless you can say that many hoy
The Paint Monkey: Nah, I just wanted to see a yodeling ninja.
jONESIE: haha
The Paint Monkey: Is K still around? [10:55] (Karmoon)
gingerninja: *yodels*






by the way,

[Tossy]

KARMOON'S PIZZA LOVE

Tossy: i am a very fast eater
Tossy: i have eaten 1 1/2 pizzas
karmoon: but you need to be able to appreciate the pizza
karmoon: savour the pizza
karmoon: you court the pizza and woo it with your taste buds
karmoon: show the pizza a good time.
Karmoon: sometimes, i even say I'll call the pizza afterwards
and give it flowers

[Karmoon]

karmoon: is anyone else tempted to hurricane kick when Ryu comes in the room? [11:34]
karmoon: Tatsu maki Senpu kyaku! [11:34]
karmoon: shinku~~~ Hadouken! [11:35]
karmoon: .. ok ok. i'll stop. [11:35]
Ryu_ookami has left the room [11:35]
karmoon: o_0

[Karmoon]

cow-man: *milks self* [11:37]
cow-man: milk anyone? [11:37]
gingerninja: no [11:37]
cow-man: its fresh! [11:37]
Pestigor: I make a point of never drinking milk from a male cow [11:37]
cow-man: =( [11:37]
Pestigor: as a rule o.o [11:37]
karmoon: ROFL [11:37]
Pathofskulls: i don't think anyone does [11:37]

oh dear.

[Karmoon]

gamete: ahh, wikipedia. one of my many banes. [120]
Pestigor has left the room [120]
gamete: ahh. pestigor. one of my many banes. [124]
gamete: ...ahh. silence. one of my many banes... [126]

[kore]

Behold, the power of my presence!! The following took place after a 20+ minute, fast moving conversation about a possible 40K MMO:

kore: *lurks, has to get back to work* [02:20]
Orsos: well its been fun guys/gals [02:20]
Orsos: Talk to you all sometime soon [02:20]
Tarzen: ciao [02:20]
kore: laterz [02:20]
Tarzen has left the room [02:20]
Orsos has left the room [02:20]
Pestigor: laters [02:20]
Pestigor has left the room [02:20]
albinoalien: see ya guys...time for the gym [02:21]
kore: wow!! [02:21]
kore: i lurk and everyone leaves [02:21]
albinoalien: heh [02:21]
albinoalien: we took your que [02:21]
albinoalien: see ya [02:22]
kore: later [02:22]
vlorlich has left the room [02:24]
albinoalien has left the room (connection timeout) [02:26]

[Karmoon]

Dear all,

Those of us who have the pleasure of frequenting LO Chat know just how insane it can be.

I thought it might be a good idea to have a thread like this, that we might preserve the madness for posterity.

So, take it away

Papa K

[Karmoon]

gingerninja: I am god...... [12:43]
jONESIE: Ginger- am I allowed to humbly disagree? [12:45]
jONESIE: and say, NO! NO! NO! [12:45]
gingerninja: disagree all you like, I own your soul [12:47]
jONESIE: owies... welll.....i own... your toothbrush [12:47]
jONESIE: so .. yeah... toothbrush [12:48]
jONESIE: *shakes fist* [12:48]
gingerninja: lol [12:48]
karmoon: that's ownage that is [12:48]

[Karmoon]

jONESIE nah, i prefer to think.... there is a fine line between genius and instaity.... [03:40]
jONESIE that a lot of LO Chat users cross.... [03:40]
karmoon hahahahahaha [03:40]