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I was wondering if anyone had any horror dice stories? Or maybe tales of super-dice luck which could have won you a game?
But of course!!
I will give you my top two all time "jammy" dice rolls!
Empire vs Orcs & gobbos.
Playing as Empire i had three large units of infantry.
one with stubborn, one with Griffon banner.
The third, however, only had its larger numbers (30 models) protecting it.
Unfortunately, due to a Total power WAAARR, my weak unit was charged by 5 frenzied savage orc biguns with a big boss.
My large unit took a hammering loosing 13 models, with no reply.
Loosing by 7, only a "insane courage" roll would save me!
And lo the dice gods did smile a DOUBLE 1!!
Won me the game :party2:
Empire Vs Beastmen
I had one unit of 10 scouting archers infiltrated up field.
Beastman turn 1 Chaos giant moves forward.
My turn 1, 10 archers emerge from wood shoot at giant.
Dice gods intervene.
Giant dead, turn 1.
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My dice rolls tend to even out, given the large amount you roll during games of warhammer! (plus i play IG for 40k...loads of dice!)
then again i played monopoly the other day, didnt pass go for about 5 turns, kept landing on the expensive places with hotels, and noone landed on my green streets!
PLAN CLAN MAN!!
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man- S. Johnson
i had a game today where i was rolling steady 3+ and since i paly chaos, anything over 4 is pretty much a hit/wound/kill so i was doing pretty well
then when i striked the terms in, these warbikes that were just dead weights the whole game decided to give them a shot, ended up wounding 3 of them. it seemed all i could roll was 1's and so my poor terms were owned but eventually they faught back, i wasnt impressed though to see my game-winning units pummeled by a useless bike when a whole mob of orks couldnt put a dent in them
I like to think that dice rolling evens itself out, however when ever I miss something it always seems to be a one on the dice. Even if I need 4's to hit I will get some hits and all the misses will be ones. Bit of a pain for miscasts
Helper monkey, bring me beer and donuts
Having an entire Terminator unit of 5 roll 1's to lose to shots from an IG Squad, yikes!
Once failed 4 consecutive LD9 tests leaving my seraphim pinned in the deployment zone for the first two turns (this of course requires they be wounded by f(*&# *mortars* 4 times!)
Once killed an Avatar with a squad of regular battle sisters. Don't remember the exact rolls, but you can imagine what it looked like.
Rolled five 6s on seven dice last weekend. Sadly it was only armor saves, not rending shots or divine guidance.
Every time I play a unit with plasma, its a dice horror story.
It never fails.. they crispify themselves every game.
Its a very rare game that I don't lose nearly all of my plasma to overheats.
W/D/L Eleventy trillion billion/NONE/ NONE - I am STILL rulezor!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
entire army killed by necrons, stupid 1's and 2's! maybe I need more termies....
good thing: one scout surived thanks to elite rolling...
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