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well who would you worship? i was thinking to myself and came up with an in my head list of the bad points of each:
Khorne: You must kill everyone you come across which is bad e.g. no friends ever and you will probably get yourself killled... very soon.
Slaanesh: Too many weird rituals involving self mutilation and things inappropriate for this forum.
Nurgle: Ok you get fat, smelly and not matter how much pustle remover you use those things aren't coming off.
Tzneetch: Here you gamble, yes you could become uber powerful but you might get really dumb and crippled when he changes you...
BURN THE HERETIC!
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I'd go for Slaanesh. Or possibly Tzeentch.
Of course, this is merely hypothetical. Any serious consideration of turning to Chaos would lead to me having to kill you.
Thought for the day: The difference between treason and heresy is ignorance.
I went for Slannesh, because it would probably be a short, but VERY sweet existence. Very rock and roll!
I do think the most 'rational' choice has be Nurgle. Of all the Chaos gods, Grandfather Nurgle is the only one who actively cares about his creations/servants and makes some effort to look after them.
In summary, you'd live longer with the Grandfather, but I'll take a slice of perversion if you please...
despite the obvious attraction slaneesh is probably the worst of all 4 to worship
think about it. Oh yes the initial attraction is obvious the sex the drugs the music the hedonistic lifestyle its all great but as time goes on uh huh
Look at noise marines so immune to sensation that they have to reach greater and greater hieghts just to feel something anything. Remember the book fire warrior the slaneesh sorcerer slashing his own arms to the bone and pleased by it. not because hes nessecarily a masochist but because its the only way he can feel something.
WELL SAID, NO MORE SQUATS THEY ARE DEAD GET OVER ITOriginally Posted by artificer
Ahem, may I say something?
FOR THE EMPORER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *swings annointed hammer left, right, center, slightly to the left and up a bit*
But yes, hypothetically I'd choose Tzeentch.
Khorne;Violence doesn't appeal to me...unless it's of the justice type
Slaanesh: Sadistic pleasures, well...I'm in a serious relationship with no, unusual fetishes.
Nurgle;Never been the one to catch an illness and enjoy it
Tzeentch;Magic FTW. Plus they're the only chaos god to have banks. (T)zurich. Where change happenz....
Khorne ofcourse ^^
mindless slaughter of your enemies? where do i sign up?!
MEAT IS MURDER, And murder tastes pretty good! :D
well this is easy... KHORNE! I mean wanton destruction and brutal slayings of any every one all the time... also ... least likely to have some unsightly tentacle showing up out of no where on my body...
Slaanesh, god of the beer goggles
Ill say Slannesh. Could be fun.
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