After downloading the 40K FAQs and glancing through a couple, i couldn't not make this thread!
At first i was thinking ''What kind of idiots do they let play this game in order to come up with these questions in the first place?''
Then i read some of the answers
Seriously! What kind of idiots do they have answering these things!? Haha!
A few examples for your amusement. At least, i was amused (my comments are in blue)
Questions by idiots:
Q. Is the Grotesque’s Feel No Pain rule the same as the Feel No Pain universal special rule?
Q. Is the Talos a monstrous creature or a skimmer?
Both very clear from the Codex alone...
Q. Can a resurrection orb be used if a unit iswiped out and there are no models of a like type within 6"?
Clearly the people asking these questions haven't read the Codex yet...
Answers by idiots:
Q. What do gruesome talismans do?
A. They no longer any effect in this edition of the game. All your base are belong to us??
Bit of Both:
Q. If a unit of Necrons falls back after taking casualties, how best to keep track of whether they are effected by a resurrection orb or not? Duh... whats that thing you use to measure distances... duh...
A. A Necron unit falls back, having been beaten in close combat by a unit with power weapons. However, there is a resurrection orb nearby. Seriously!? Given the Q, id freakin hope so! To keep things simple (... use a ruler? ), when the casualties are suffered, assess whether they are in range of the resurrection orb.Yup... congrats for getting this far. If they are, lay them down and move them with the unit. What!? This contradicts the Codex itself!! If they are not in range of the resurrection orb, remove them entirely.Well done! You will then know how many WBB rolls to make at the start of your next turn. Assuming you didnt ask the question or wrote the answer, in which case its assumed you need to return to school and learn to count using your fingers... The same logic applies if the Necrons fall back after taking shooting casualties. Logic? Yes...
They are the main ones. There are a few other minor laughs in there, but anything on this scale and ill definitely be updating here. As an aside, given the GW website has been made into one giant advery, anyone know where i can get hold of the fantasy FAQs?
Anyway.. rant over, for now!