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    -Tanning booths as a wargear item for the Night Lords.

    -The "I'll Be Back" rule for terminators.

    -Renaming Dreadnauts: "I Aint Afraid of You"

    -Making "Little Boy Blue" the new ultramarine standardbearer.

    -Repackaging IG lasguns in the Tau codex as "assault markerlights"

    -Putting pullstrings on chainfists so they could make that ear-
    piercing sound that chainsaws make as they grind into your opponent's
    armoured vehicle.

    -Sending Orks to grammar school

    -Renaming the Blood Angels as the Celestial Hemophiliacs

    -Replace Sisters of Battle models with Daemonettes to give them
    a "more modern look."

    -Make a horde army where every model has 10s in all of its stats and
    only cost 1 pt apiece, then sell them for $100 each just to see how
    far people will go just to win.

    -Place warning labels on the outside: "This package may be addictive
    and may prove hazardous to your wallet and your personal
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    -Giving Daemonettes business suits and renaming them, "Lawyers."

    -Make the white scars walk into battle.

    -Create a new "rainbow" colour scheme for the ultrmarines b/c they
    got sick of being mistaken for smurfs.

    -Replacing the ccw's in the game with pom-poms b/c parents were
    concerned that running around with knives on the battlefield, "sent
    the wrong message to kids."

    -Rules for "tactical nukes"- S10 AP1 ordnance 3 weapons, with a 72"
    diameter template.

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    LOL that was awesome! :lol:
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    I&#39;ll take a tactical nuke please. LOL Loved that one.
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    Originally posted by ollieb@Aug 26 2004, 14:58
    -Create a new "rainbow" colour scheme for the ultrmarines b/c they
    got sick of being mistaken for smurfs.
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    Funny, I always thought they were Indianapolis Colts.

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