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Hey, anybody have any funny/entertaining stories from when they were learning how to play, or teaching others?
Me and my friend are getting back into warhammer after a 3 year break and im relearning everything, and remembering all the dumb crap we did back when we were learning.
I remember always thinking he was cheating because he played Space marines(kinda stacked in the stats dept. and have all those nice special rules like 'shall know no fear' and all) and i played Imperial gaurd(didnt know better, didnt take into consideration how much a marine costed lol). Ofcoarse it doesnt help that i played them completely wrong, i would arm every guardsmen to the teeth, as appose to saving those points and swarming him with numbers and heavy sapport haha. the ONLY time i won when i was learning was when one of my catachans chucked a demolition charge into the middle of his half dead tac. squad and eradicated it
Any similar experiences?
Hrm, one time i cut my foot when i accidentally stepped into a box that had several dark eldar units in it, fuggin spikey freaks
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in warhammer fantasy batle there's a spell called "foot of gork" (gork is taking a walk, stomping on enemy's units). one evening my drunken friend accidentely sat on a table exact on a bunch of minis. you can imagine how we called this event :rolleyes:
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I thought that attacks also meant how many times you could fire your gun. My terminator squad has fun with my friend's tyranids after that.
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He knew that man was repentant
For many a man is so hard of heart
He cannot weep even though he suffers sorely
i used to always nock stuff over in my local GW , one i was in there looking at a game between orks and nids , i went to point out how cool the guys orks were to him , but accidently nocked over the fortress they were standing on . the guy who owned the did not look to happy ! also i was painting at the paint table and i went to stand up , i tried to push the chair back so i could move aside , i didnt realise that the chair was attached to the table and the table was bolted down and i fell backwards and hit my head off a shelf , a few leman russ's fell on me ! we all had a good laugh at that one ! know thats NOOB ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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yeah i remember sumfing like dat. When i started this GW gaming around 10 months ago i brought a bike squad and a tactical squad. We played with them at school and i neva knew wat to do so we would just make up the rules (or so we thought we where)
The good old dayz
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Exerted from the first book of indoctrinations
Lol those are nice. I started playing my friend a good 3 years back and he had a IG army at the time. We used his entire basement floor for the board and obviously didnt read the rule book very well since we thought he had to role BS and scatter for ordanace lol... That went on unchecked for about 6 monts lol......
Dark Angels: 13/2/8
Blood Angels: At the planning board
(I know theres more but these are confirmed/official battles)
before i knew how to play me and my friend would use the scatter dice for every shot by each guy took friggin forever
i used to think the assault cannon got as many shots as it had barrels, and my land raider's lascannons fired blasts!
Apathy is the greatest enemy of all.