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Ok, first off, if there has beed a post like this before then lock it i guess.
The point of this post is to get people to say their most unlucky times in 40k, fantasy, etc. Ill get the ball rolling
I was in GW the other day, and we were playing a mega battle and we were allowed to bring one squad of our own to play. I brought a Grey Knight squad of five. Everything was going fine until i was in sight of a tau firewarrior squad. Long story short, i had to roll for my armor saves and i roll three ones out of five dice...... :mellow:
[40k] - Dark Eldar
So my Court of the Young King (Eldar) gets assaulted by basic 'gaunts, right? After a few rounds, there's just one longe 'gaunt against the avatar and an avenger Exarch. The gaunt actually does a wound (hitting 5's, wounding 6's, and a 5+ invul), and then proceeds to survive two hits from the avatar (snake eyes on to wound).
Not a proud day for the Avatar.
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I have charged a unit of frenzied savage orc boar boyz into some monkeys on foot and failed to cause a single wound. Doesn't sound too bad until I mention that my army general was in the unit and the front rank had about 25 attacks. I kind of knew it wasn't going to be my day after that
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I have this thing of rolling ones on dice when people say ,"as long as you dont roll a one". It happens every single time!
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Whenever a friend uses hurricane bolters on my fire warriors, I fail all but at most 2 saves.
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My friend always rolls direct hits 4 out of 5 times with his bassie
me to I am becoming an expert at using the scatter diceOriginally posted by Mcdohl@Mar 4 2005, 06:59
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Back to the topic, this wasn't performed by me but a buddy and his chaos army, Me and another buddy (who plays IG) was playing against this chaos fella, last shots of the round, only a chimera with multilaser left.
We figure shooting the shots after a demon prince on the edge of the table, my ally starts to roll.
all hits, and then all wounds, thats 4+ and then 4+ again!! then I say to the chaos fella (he's a bit noob) if you fail these armour saves he dies. He gets a bit nervous and voilĂˇÂ´ 3, 2:s
that's killing a demonprince with a chimera in one round of shooting :lol:
Critical rolls in Blood Bowl - "Look you stupid werewolf, you only need a 3+ to pick up that ball. It's not difficult." I don't think he's actually managed to pick up a single ball without a re-roll in 4 games.
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doesnt that make it a 2+A Von Carstein thrall with a 1+ armor save goes down to a rat swarm after rolling three ones!
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