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Today....the world witnessed....a not so epic battle.....that did indeed determine.........nothing of great consequence.
There were screams of death, the sounds of war, the uncontrollable amount of dead Imperial Guardsmen, and...there was....not alot else....bar the drinking of mint flavored Hot Chocolate, Fanta and Pepsi max...Which has Maximum taste, but no sugar.....
++++++++Evaluation of un-epic battles of unimportance++++++++
Imperial Record TBR 17/3442
Librarium Online Record IBR 40/2005
Semi pointless battles of the 40k universe
Uber Fun Days
Input Clearance: Super Moderatus, Toastee
Transmitted: Kirton (Lincolnshirus System)
Transmitter: Astropath Prime Dace (My dog)
Receiver: Astropath-terminus Fanta
Thought for the Day: The Knape-s0rz dance shall own you
This is the report of what shall be known, from this day forward, as the Battle of the Mods.
I viewed the bloody battles from afar, as per my orders.
The one known as Knape, the other known as Toastee...and one, sporting a beard of great ness set up the table, and proceeded to battle it out. First up the Bearded one....who we shall call, Hot Chocolate sipping Dwarf (HCSD) battled it out against Knapes Imperial Guard.
The battle lasted all six turns, and Knape, eventually crumbled under the might of HCSD's marines, and hacky slashy terminators.
this battle took almost four hours to complete, as the all three seemed to often broke from the rites of battle to discuss matters of oddness to my ears. What in emperors name is an "Online Forum" This Librarium online sounds like a place of many wonders and possible STCs, and maybe a job for the Inquisition.
As the first battle ended, the smoking clearing the battle field. Knape poured his troops back onto the table, to send them back into the fray once more, this time, against the might of the Domini Vulpes Marine Chapter.
The battle was kicked off by Toastee, who started to dance, causing Knape to go into uncontrollable fits of laughter. What magic is this? Thought I. It was in fact....the Knape-s0rz Dance.
The battle got under way, and though the Vulpes lost their armour quickly, they found vengence in the form of slaying Guardmen left and right. Bolter and Chainsword, some of the most holy of tools.
But again, the Guard died, and the Marines were the the winners of yet another battle.
It seemed that all was over. The cold was started to settle in even more, and so the battles for the day ended. The bearded one and Toastee would not meet on the battlefield this day. But prehaps they shall meet again, someday.
Afterwards, much talking of LO and 40k continued, and thoughts on an LO meet were put forward for review.
But soon enough, the Bearded one and Knape got back into the Holy red Rhino with an Armour value of 2 all round.
Here are some photos that my Servo skull managed to take and transmit to me before it was destroyed by an orange, fluffy animal.
Always the Emperors servant,
Captain Ohus Myis Goddia
Last edited by Toastee; March 27th, 2005 at 22:02.
The bearded one indead... ^_^ I ARE THE BEARDED ONE!!! And nothing wrong with hot chocolate, I was cold... nice tasting though. And stolen from chat are more pics...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38...MODS/Fight.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38...ppingdrink.jpg http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38...MODS/dwarf.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/350b2a60.jpg - Fox on film
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/574d2a55.jpg - Dwarf steals Pringles
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/c4a7d3e2.jpg - quiet! fox at work!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/86eaabf1.jpg - Commisars in trouble i think
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/9a1232ec.jpg -- Wanted: two crazy people
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/99190378.jpg - Precision dwarf measuring
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/0977af03.jpg - I R TEH CRAYZEEEEE
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72...7/7f99abe1.jpg - hold all my calls
/me does the Knape-s0rz dance
Was a really good day. To bad the righteous Imperial Guard had to face not one, but TWO really, really cheezy Space Marine armies
Cheezy!! Bah!! You silly fool!! Just because mt termy assault sqaud wiped out you command and two other squads in a single turn... The Emperor bless lightning claws... not my fault. =P
The only cheezy thing I saw was those foxes
and what was it that tool down your Chaplain :p yep, a insignificant Guardsman. So much for the Holy Divine might of the Chapter
Like I said, the Chappy was waiting foir his ride to appear. The cowardly guardsman snuck upon him and did something... so Anyways, the chappy did single handedly slaughter half of the unit he was fighting after surviving half the IG foce firing at him and his squad. He was tired.
*sigh* makes me want to live in europe. More warhammer buddies.
-HONORABLE MENTIONS IN BLITZKRIEG PAINTING COMP-
"THAT I.G. GUY WITH THAT OVERDEVELOPED TRIGGER FINGER"
Indeed, nice pics guys. Just wondering how close do ye all live to each other?
Not sure, about...60 to 80 maybe....almost 2 hours drive at most?
Right just wondering is all. By the way its good to see you back posting you old fox fanicier you. I thought you had left us for good for a while.