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    Cat Hammer 40,000

    It's been my experience that cats love War Hammer 40,000(and possibly reg. War Hammer as well I'm not sure because I dont play it, actually, come to think of it, they probably like reg. WH more what with all the skavens running around and what not. but anyway, where was I?, oh yeah!)Cats love War Hammer. Everything about it, the dice, the rulers, the tables and scenery, oh and the models, oh how they love the models, and codexes too but not just the codexes themselves when there sitting idle, only when your trying to make a crucial pre-tourney night army list. And doing annoying things like flossing their teeth with my unfourtunately skinny necrons, batting their paws at my beloved Daemon Prince, and flat out attacking and savagely mauling the great Logan Grimnar(I'm sorry Logan but there is no 4+ Invulnerable against a curious Kitty).Playing a game is no easy task either, you can't so much as roll a single dice without the cat running in front of it just before you see the number and batting it across the living room(not before barreling through all your crefully placed models first, of course) Any related experiences, please post. If you've got frustration in yo' heart, then let it out brotha'!.
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    My game store has two indoor cats who love nothing more than hopping up on the table, prancing delicatly through all of the models and terrain, and flailing wildly with their tails when you pick them up. If you leave them be, they will walk through the table without touching a model. If you move them, tail attacks on both sides. That and they will sit about an inch from your face if you try eating anything.
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    There are 2 cats at my gaming store exactly like Gojirahoto. They also walk around without knocking anything over, but if you startle them, they run away.

    And doing annoying things like flossing their teeth with my unfourtunately skinny necrons, batting their paws at my beloved Daemon Prince, and flat out attacking and savagely mauling the great Logan Grimnar(I'm sorry Logan but there is no 4+ Invulnerable against a curious Kitty).Playing a game is no easy task either, you can't so much as roll a single dice without the cat running in front of it just before you see the number and batting it across the living room(not before barreling through all your crefully placed models first, of course)
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