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Blood Angels - Raving Lunatic
Dark Angels - Sociopath
Black Templar - Toker
Ultra Marines - Normal Person Disorder
Salamanders - Pyromaniac
Space Wolves - Alchoholic
grey knights - very fussy
i'd say ultramarines are colour blind, why else would they have chosen such gaudy colours?
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I'd say the Black Templars are bible bangers in a sense.
*Knock on door*
Black Templar-"Excuse me sir, but have you found the Emperor?"
Cultist-"Screw the Emperor, I'm a Slaaneshite!" *techno music plays in background, moaning noises*
Black Templar-"Well, ok" *unholsters bolt pistol and chainsword* "SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE!!"
Remember kids, Smoky the Salamander says, "Only you can prevent heresy." *Pulls out flamer, torches unbelievers*
A Blood Angel, a Dark Angel, and a Space Wolf walk into a bar.
They all order a drink, the Blood Angel a Bloody Mary, the Dark Angel a strong, monkish ale, and the Space Wolf a few kegs (I'm trying to cut down).
The Blood Angel discovers a fly in his drink, his blood boils and he goes on a blood-thirsty rampage, wracked by visions of Sanguinius vainly trying to swat the fly, killing thousands and tearing up half the bar.
The Dark Angel also discovers a fly in his drink, he sees it as a sign from the Emperor that he has committed a terrible sin. He spray paints his armor bone, dons the symbol of the "Flywing", a sword with fly wings, and sluks out of the bar, prepared for his 10,000 year quest of redemption.
The Space Wolf finds a fly in his drink too. He pulss the fly out, pins him to the table, and roars.
"OI you!! Spit that out!"
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do you mind if i steal the part about the salamanders as part of my signature, i love that.