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    40k Hurt/Heal Game

    Ok well a fair few people wanted a round 2 so here it is. This has blown out quite a bit from Davids little wood elf game.

    The rules are the same, you hurt 1 unit by 10 hp and heal another by 5 hp. You must have a creative little story with each post. Lets also have a little less rape, molestation and turkey slaps in this one.

    EDIT: Thankyou gen.hering I forgot about the rule that you may only post every 24 hours. That is now in effect.

    Also the Chaos Tree died in the last one. Although I'm certainly expecting some people will grow it back.

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    Last edited by LordLink; December 1st, 2006 at 07:55.
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    Woot, another one! Go LordLink!
    Anyways.

    The Guardsmen get into a bar fight and break some teeth. The Commisar then proceeds to get into a bar fight with their Sergeant for letting his squad get into a bar fight.(-10)

    The Tactical Marines feel happy for winning the last hurt/heal game.(+5)


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    A couple of sluuga boyz walk in to the bar to find the marine with a grin ear to ear. They soon show him the pain a grot flying at 100mph can do. (-10 on the marine)

    Then they sit down for some squig juice (+5)





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    The orks use their old gun that teleports angry grots into things.

    Firstly they teleport a grot into a tyranid carnifex. He gets digested and doesn't do a thing.

    Next they teleport one into a necron warrior, it gets trapped and can't do a thing.

    Next they teleport one into a chaos marine but it gets eaten by the daemons possessing the marines stomach.

    They finally find a a more fragile fire warrior and teleport the grot into him. He gets a nasty surprise at a gretchin clawing its way out his chest. (-10)

    The guardsmen are thankful that the orks didn't notice they were the best targets for it in the 1st place (+5).


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    The Dark Eldar Warriors charge into combat, cutting each other to pieces with their own Spikey Bits. (-10)

    The Orks have a good laugh at their expense, but it's Slaanesh who truly prospers (+5 Chaos Marines)

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    The guardsmen open fire on the firewarriors with their lasguns, but the tau armour deflecs the shots and the lasfire actually gives the firewarriors corrective laser eye surgery giving them +1 BS and they promptly wipe out the guardsmen

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    The Guardsmen get some cheer, because they are a cool army to play, very fluffy, and their tanks rock. (+10). The Guardians notice they are inferior statwise the DE Warriors. (-5)

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    ummm, Yoss. The game is HURT 10 and HEAL 5. You did it the wrong way round.
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    I knew that.

    I was testing you.

    >.>

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    I changed it.
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    The Tactical Marines fire on a set of drones, but roll all ones. Howver, a glancing hit causes a short in one. It thinks it is a frisbee, and slams repeatedly into the Fire Warriors, trying to force them to play the game.

    The Guardsmen get totally smashed and hook up with all the fine honeys.

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