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So i've been toying with this idea for awhile, and i think im finally gonna get to it! Buisness necrons! Pencil pushers of the 41st millenium! (Idea originially belongs to Karmoon, but i stolexorz it) I figured because my necrons are a crap paint job and are falling apart, i might as well scrap them. But this idea has filled me to rebirth my necrons into the great careers of 9 to 5 olgiarchy beauracratic drones! "did ya get that, memo i sent ya?"
Only problem is... i really cant think of what to do. I thought of cutting up my warriors and putting them in suits, and have thier gauss blasters in thier suitcases, but how in the hell would i do this! i eve thought the wraiths are perfectly poised to be mail cart pushers, ya?
give my nightbringer a big desk and a CEO's outfit? Wouldnt this be hilarious, and just slightly intimidating? (Just think, every victory or loss has to go through a subsection-a 24 process! oooo the paperwork, say it ain't so!)
Any ideas on how i could go about doing this? I'm guessing im gonna need ALOT of green stuff, but how would i model suits?
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Making ties out of greenstuff would be fairly easy and simple way of getting the point across. Also, replacing their guass blasters with suitcases(just rectangles made of greenstuff w/ little handles.) paint the necrons suit collored, except for the head and hands which you paint different and the tie you paint red.
That is not dead which may eternal lie,
for in strange aeons even death may die.
- Paper-shredding flayed ones
- A monolith that looks like a giant file cabinet or water cooler
- scarabs that look like office supplies such as tape dispensers, telephones, staplers (red, of course!)
Other than that, just make sure you have cover sheets on your TPS reports!
Haha, great idea . A giant water cooler monolith, that would be so awesome! Lol could also make a giant waste paper basket . I can see it now, a Necron lord standing in front of his troops with a resurrection iPod, with warriors behind him marching with gauss staplers...
That leads to the question of what Destroyers would be....
"They say the Darkness consumes you. They don't say what happens after It's done."
what about messanger bikers? Put a necron on a bicycle, with a messanger bag on his back. Tomb spiders could be supply cabinets. (they spit out scarabs, aka office supplies.)
Someone has to be the bagel guy. All offices have that breakroom bagel guy!
I gotta go though, im done work, so i dont have anymore time to add to this!
Great idea though! Hope to see it finished one day.
I don't know if anyones said this already but how about the destroyers/h destroyers/ etc are a guy in a suit stuck to a flying desk?
Cervantes: In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.