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Starting with Kajan: Haven't based him, shut up, its not important
More to come ^^
Light armour, Club (+1 strength)
Loud, fast and naked with a club.:
(+Hard_Aun|sleepage) anyway, three months back i got out of bed and came downstairs loud, fast and naked with a club
If Hard Aun is in your army and you are playing against a burglar, you will get a primal urge to get naked, grab a club, shout like a real man, and start chasing the burglar with a club. If you manage to knock the burglar unconscious, you automatically get a massacre.
The bakery must be protected!:
[19:15] <Hard_Aun> Anyway, we were parked behind a German bakery waiting for orders
[19:17] <[HwC]ChaosCow> ***** you driving around ordering stuff from bakeries with tanks?
[19:19] <[HwC]ChaosCow> answer my question.
[19:19] <[HwC]ChaosCow> ye dont just drive around in a town ordering bagels.
[19:19] <[HwC]ChaosCow> with a tank.
[19:19] <Hard_Aun> actually we more or less did
[19:20] <Hard_Aun> but in this case we were tactically deployted to protect this Bakery from the Soviet Army
[19:21] <[HwC]ChaosCow> ze bakery must be protectzed!!
If the unit Hard Aun is with comes within 12" of a building (Doesnt have to be a bakery), he shouts "THE BAKERY MUST BE PROTECTED!" and the unit becomes stubborn. The stubborn is lost if going out of the 12" radius.
Queers can't tapdance!:
[00:23] <Hard_Aun> everytime we were in a queue waiting for something
[00:23] <Hard_Aun> and getting bored
[00:24] <Hard_Aun> someone would always shout 'Queers can't tap dance'
[00:24] <Hard_Aun> and the whole squdron would break out into a frantic tapdance
Hard Aun's unit does not suffer from normal animosity. Roll a D6 every turn (both enemies and own), if a 1 is rolled, roll again. If you rolled a 4+, someone in Hard Aun's unit shouts "Queers can't tapdance!", and Hard Aun and his unit starts tap-dancing like real men. All units within 12" have also heard this shout, and have to make a leadership-test at -2 LD modifier. If the unit is in combat, all of the units fighting have to fail the LD test in order to start dancing. No combat resolution is worked out in a turn that the combatting units are tapdancing.
When a unit is tapdancing, it will not be able to move in it's following movement turn, or combat round (as explained above) as it is too busy tapdancing to show how not-queer he is. Slaanesh are immune to this, since most of them swing both ways.
Who are you doin' next?
It's so beatiful
It makes we want to finish up my mini versions of LO ppl.
As a matter of fact, I'll get on it right now.
Thanks a lot CC, it looks *****ing GREAT!
Sig by Angel_of_Rust (because he's better than you)
Thanks Doin' either Slai or BiD. Slai's Toastee-wolf is *****ing me off, because it doesn't look foxy enough, gotta try some colors. And BiD's sombrero got off, and the hair went all omg can i go too? So he got a little bald, I got super ninja-*****ed, went to a kindergarden and killed 3 babies.
Looking Verra Nice, I like the SantaHat ^^.
Hey, got any more progress on the SpaceCow?
Aww shucks I forgot I told you all that...
Ryan Dancey, Vice President of Wizards of the Coast, believed that TSR failed because of "...a near total inability to listen to its customers, hear what they were saying, and make changes to make those customers happy." Are you listening, Games Workshop ?
Heh, pure comedy gold Your mini will be up in a few hours.
Pic wont load, why? Hilarious rules though.
Photodump broke down, and I don't have the pic on my computer, so BLEH!