<steps out of drop pod> Hey, all. Haven't been around for a couple of weeks, but it's good to be back. Long story short, my computer got a bug that could only be removed by a complete reformat. Now I return to tutor fellow Shadow Captains in the ways of the surgical strike and to look down upon our tanks.

OK, who's seen my jump pack and lightning claws? I think I also left a needle rifle around here somewhere... <starts searching>