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    HI im new

    hi im new and i am going to buy some warhammer soon. any warhammer 40k people around i need osome tips. ive played a few times and im alright but i need some forces of my own. im thinking about getting some Tau


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    *intones Aussie Accent*

    G'day mate! Heres some intell for ya mate: welcome to the most fair-dinkum, true blue, far out board this side of the pond. Just act fair, and no-one get get spazz on ya. Lets have a fair time, and none of us will get as dry as a dead dingo's donga, and have to get an ambo.


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    Hel...mmm.erotic.cakes...oh, excuse me.

    Hello mmm.erotic.cakes.

    ...


    wait, er, nevermind

    Tau are a great army. They are getting a new codex soon .
    Quote Originally Posted by rikimaru View Post
    You have the option for instance of infiltrating, outflanking, pillboxing, or anti assault.


    And that's just with the Kroot.

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    “OI!! Wipe ye bleeding feet!! I've just cleaned there!! What? Speak up boy. Oh you're knew here.. well in that case?

    “Welcome to Librarium-Online. I'll give you a quick show round, now stick close as it's rather bloody big about here. Now I ask you not to poke your finger into the cell bars, many occupants bite and I don't have Grephaun close by to sow them back on. Now I'm King Ulrik Flamebeard and yes I'm a dwarf... Who's sniggering at the back?! We have a place you your kind!! Now.. a few questions;

    Are you allergic to any of the following;

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    Fairies.. sorry Elves?

    No? Good. Right, lets get under way.

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    Now here we lock away the creative ones. Keeps the stupid masses from corrupting them or some such.. this door on the left we whip our slaves in the arts of Painting and Conversion. Further down on the right we have the Rules Development section, those clever enough are locked in there – though we need constant guards. Many try to escape. Foolish.

    Ah this floor is our future. Well it's a future, don't ask. Well this is the 40,000 section, I think the number is suppose to be something like how many years ahead they are. I gave up trying to figure it out about three centuries ago, not worth the hassle. I hear that there's beings in 'Power Armour' up there. Sounds like knights to me, I bet their armour is dwarven made no manling could make them as good. I also hear of large bugs and orks, the latter I may have the solution to. An axe to the head, works down here. Anyway, I can't make up those stairs with me bad legs, so we'll skip the visit there. Next up the normal realms. Here you'll find....

    What in Grungni's name?!?! Who gave the snottlings ale? You GROBI!! I discover it's you and you'll be meeting ye bloody Gods quicker than ye'd like!

    Sorry about that, this here is a bar we have. No official name but most call it the Fantasy Battles fair name I suppose. Can't stop now though, more to see first. Now this floor is a mix match of stuff, so be sure to read the signs well so you don't get mixed up. Further down we have the room of make believe or as it's generally known the RPG section. Be prepared to meet many with multiple personality complexes here. And the lesser sections below here are the Gamers Hangout, something to do with a computer whatever one of those is. Finally we come to the lesser used rooms; to your left is the Rumours section, for spreading things about – note all Nurgle worshippers are banned from here, we had a nasty case of Nurgle's Rot earlier this year. Then at the far end of the hall is the barter lounge, here you may enter the Trading Area to trade with members; but do so at your own risk. In this door here we have the scribes working away at stories and tales in the Fiction area, maybe even get one to look at our history.

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    I think that's all, now to get back you turn left there, to the end of the corridor then take the second right fork and continue for the count of ten before turning left and finally enter the door on your right.

    Thanks for using Kuffy Tours I hope you enjoy your stay with us.?

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    Well i see Kuffys allready given you the standard "tour de bore" but anyway welcome to L.O. and i hope to see you on the forums!

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    Lol I'd agree with that, "Tour de boredome!"

    What armies catch your interest? Are you interested in shooty? assault? a mix of both?

    are you pro emperor, or do you feel like you would like to be a villian?


    We'd be glad to help out. Enjoy your stay at lo, and follow kuffy's rules
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