If Warhammer made Toasters

[Aether-Moose]

Thought of a few more.

Dark Eldar: Toast is sharp or spikey in almost every way possible. All edges are razor sharpa dn corners have spikes. Usually turbo-boosted out of toaster and directly into your face, occasionally causing serious injury due to afore mentioned sharp edges.

Imperial Guard: When you go to retrieve toast form toaster, it will eject wave after wave of crumbs and burnt bits into your face, blinding and aggravating you. No matter how many you eat, there are always more, and the toaster will then relentlessly bombard you with actual toast, though pie-plate shaped.

NIdzilla: Toaster creates insanely tough, large pieces of toast that relentlessly advance, pushing you into a corner and shileding the small, edible pieces from sight before they rush you. Occasionally, the toaster will create 'Snipertoast' that will sit behind the others and pelt you with butter.

Kroot Mercenaries: Produces many small, but fierce pieces that you won't notice until you see a corner here and some crumbs there from behind other appliances or in cupboards. Beware, this toast is skilled in the ways of making it to your plate before you have time to react, often times forcing itse;f down your throat before you know it's there.

[NiteRabbit]

Assault Cannon Toaster: Despite the fact that toast is blunt, it is somehow fired from the toaster at a sufficient velocity to rip you into tiny little shreds, or at the very least, give you a nasty paper cut. Scientists are baffled. Oh yes, the toaster is also a very efficient one for its cost and highly popular among the Emperor-fearing servants of the Imperium.

[Aether-Moose]

Drop Pod Army: Despite bread being put in the slot on the toaster, toast is delivered a minute or two later in small iron capsules travelling at tremendous velocity, usually from low orbit. Toast makes an entrance through the ceiling and directly to your plate.

[NiteRabbit]

Obliterator Toaster: You THINK it's just a toaster but in reality it morphs into numerous different kinds of kitchen appliances. On command, it can actually produce toast, waffles, pancaked, croque monsieur, pie, or pizza. One free with selected Iron Warriors toasters.

[CaptainSarathai]

Skaven toaster: often found placing your other appliances in the microwave hoping that they might mutate.

Tzeentch toaster: toast goes in- muffin comes out

Adeptus Mechanicus toaster: found disassembling other appliances in the darkest corners of the kitchen. be aware, the parts garnered from the other appliances will be used to either A) make sub-standard toast versions of the appliance or make the AM toaster better

LOTR toaster: keep throwing money at it. you'll get your toast... we promise

[BDThrall89]

Nurgle Toaster: Best kind of torture ever.... makes the rats extremely jealous. BUY THIS TOSTER!

Imperial Toaster: Will capture the other appliances and torture them, also do not trust the bread it makes, for they are the bread of their toast emperor.

Valhallian Toaster: Extremely cold toast, usually will be seen bombarding you with butter from far away.

Necron Toaster: Run if spotted, usually your stomach will hate you for it if you don't.

Khorne Toaster: Best bribed with crumbs and red jam... strawberrie prefered.

White Scars Toaster: With lightning quick movements, this bread will charge at you and stuff itself down your throat. Warning: It may have a aftertaste of oily butter.

[Spook2k5]

40k Plot Toaster: This model will devour your soul, unless you devour the souls of your neighbors or neighboring appliances' souls. While toasting both bread and souls, it will require additional souls for proper soul cooking. In order to buy it you have to sell your soul, to be eaten by yourself. BTW: Soul.

Squat Toaster: Toaster remarked in delivering 'excessive character' to its toast. Manufacture refuses to support, or acknowledge this, and claims all of the toast was eaten by the Tyranid toaster. Users might begin to exhibt an overwhelming desire to be fat, drunk and on a motorcycle.

[pentathus]

Vampire counts toaster: is very deep and toast must be dropped from above or the toaster will suck the blood out of you're fingers.
O&G toaster: complains regularily of bieng beaten up by all the other kitchen appliances after it has started the fights. It will fight all the time with any other O&G toaster or appliance you use.
Dwarth toaster: makes small, deep fat fried bits of toast WARNING. MAY CUASE HEART ATTACK AFTER 10 MINUTES OF EATING (unless you are a dwarth.)
High elf toaster: amazingly expensive and if you insult it then you have 1 split second to write you're will before it pulls out a great weapon and cuts you in half or just sends eletric flying across the room into you're face.
Well i had a go. Not good but ahhwell.

[ArchonFarseerGuy]

Nurgle: No comment. Just don't expect amazing 5-star Gourmet results.

-AFG

[Attila the Hun Jr]

Orc toaster: Put the bread in. When it comes out, the Toaster will wonder where the bread went, and were this 'toast' came from.