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He is cloaked in great secrecy....
He wields enormous power....
He commits great evil believing he is protecting mankind....
His feeble body is kept alive by machines....
It all adds up....
The Emperor is.....
Being a Brit ...I don't get it o_0
He's the American Vice President.
Thought he was more internationally known/infamous.
oh! now i know lol
sorry about deflating your joke mate :drinking:
Got a "good" rumour from a GW staffer? Forget about it, LO'ers know more than any random GW shop staffer.
Voor alle nederlanders:
The Dutch Legion
Not cloaked in secrecy? The guy spends 90% of his life in "an undisclosed location" hunting various wildfowl and occasionally lawyers. (That last part I don't expect anyone outside the U.S. to understand, so I'll add that Mr. Cheney accidentally shot an old friend, who is a lawyer, in the face while bird-hunting last year. )
Ha. I remember him shooting his friend on 'accident' and wondering how it happened....
'Wha- OH MY GOD YOU JUST SHOT ME'
'Oh, that wasn't a bird?'
I have a friend who is totally convinced that Cheney is a Sith Lord and Bush is his apprentice.
Always two there are, no more, no less.
and then he uonleashes darth bush and his army of clone border patrol agents onto the unsuspecting public.
Which of course leads to cheney declaring himself galactic emperer.
then it jumps to a scene of Emperor cheney saying, "now witness the awesome fire power of this armed and fully opperational battlestation!" followed by a scene of the giant washington monument laser blowing up iran.
Then finally the climatic scene where Al Gore finally defeats goerge bush in a dramatic sword fight;
Cheney, "Good, Good... let the hate flow through you. strike him down with all your hate"
Gore, "Never, I'll never turn to the darkside. I am an enviromentalist!"
Cheney, "So be it... enviromentalist. If you will not turn you will be destroyed. your ideals are no match for the power of the dark side. you shall pay the price for your lack of vision! " *Begins to zap gore with evil electricity from his artificial heart.*
Gore, "ARHRHGHH, Buuushhh... help me... please... goerge"
then miraculously george bush sees the error of his ways and lifts cheney off the ground, and tosses him into an oil well.
Meanwhile, In the jungles of Washington DC, Barrack Obamma manages to disable the white houses shield generators(with the help of the ewoks of course), allowing Hilery clinton(piloting the milenium falkon)and the rest of the democratic fleet to fly into the core of the white house battle station and detonate the main reactor core and save the day.
then in the final moving moments, Gore removes Goerge bushes resporator helmet and you see goerges wrinkled face for the first time and as he takes his dying breat we realize, maybe without cheney he wasn't such a bad guy after all...
That is not dead which may eternal lie,
for in strange aeons even death may die.