Looks fun, here goes...
Power fist +25pts
Sniper rifles +5pts
Barn door +50pts(We'll even take bets on wether they can hit it before the blind man)
Females (I was asked about this earlier, could the Orks therefore be gay?)
Land Raider: Hydraulics (Im trying to convert this one) FREE
Fairness: the army becomes illegal until until all others are brought inline. +10,000,000,000 - exactly
Short Bows +10pts
Maybe more tomorrow, after I add more victims to my killbook.
BTW great job thinking these up.