Unnecessary Upgrades

[Captain Jesus]

Looks fun, here goes...

Tau
Power fist +25pts

Orks
Sniper rifles +5pts
Barn door +50pts(We'll even take bets on wether they can hit it before the blind man)
Females (I was asked about this earlier, could the Orks therefore be gay?)

Space Marines
Land Raider: Hydraulics (Im trying to convert this one) FREE
Fairness: the army becomes illegal until until all others are brought inline. +10,000,000,000 - exactly

Witch/Deamonhunters
Plastic Sprues

Guard
Short Bows +10pts

Maybe more tomorrow, after I add more victims to my killbook.
BTW great job thinking these up.

[shadowstrike]

Tau:

Better close combat units then "kroot" - 500 pnts.

Space Marines:

The Star Trek Voyager, as flyer model - 500 pnts
Pointy Ears ( gives infiltrate ability IN eldar squads ) - 3 pnts
Holy Handgrenade ( s8, ap 1, large blast vs Chaos ) - 300 pnts

Imperial Guard:

Strike for better weapons - 1 pnt
Insane Commisar ( executes everybody for little or no reason at all ) - free
collect lasguns and tie them to eachother, so they might do SOME damage - 10 pnts
Medieval armour ( might protect them better then paper armour ) - 3 pnts.
DOOOOOOM-sayer ( might improve their morale, to avoid the so-called doom ) - free

[Seasonreaper]

Eldar
Big book of pretentious quotes - +10pts
New Jetbike models - +500pts
Bandages for the Avatar's hand - +5pts
'My other transport is a webway portal' sticker - +2pts

Xenos Hunters
Rules - +1,000,000pts
Big can of RAID - +20pts

Nurgle Chaos
A cameo in the new Cillit Bang advert, showing the new and improved 'penny test' and it's effects on disease-encrusted armour +10pts

Tyranids
Death metal growls +1pt

[Sknight]

how 'bout:
Tyranids:
Hollowed insides +20
( Carnifex Biomorph ) Can now transport up to 10 guants.

[swarbieofthehivemind]

Space Marines: Disco Dancer marines chapter +10 000 pts

May then take: Super fluffy 'fro (gives 2+ inv because it's so big) +100 pts
Disco ball vehicle upgrade (blinds enemies. All units with LOS to a vehicle with this upgrade have -6 on all rolls to hit, even when they aren't attacking it) +1 pt
Disco glasses (negates effect of Disco Ball upgrade for that squad) +30 pts
Disco Stu squad upgrade ( the squad becomes fearless as they strut their stuff, may not make run moves) +50 pts

Disco moves (cannot be hit in CC as they confuse the enemy) +200 pts

[Lord Penny Pincher]

Kharn: "I miss 2nd Ed" Placard +60 pts

Soul Grinders: "Defilers have no personality" bumper sticker +25pts

Obliterators: "Guess which God I serve" taunt +35pts

Orks: Upgrade all units to 2nd edition "Madboyz" rules +1pts per model

Plague Marines: "Where has my Plague Sword gone" speech bubble +13pts

Soul Drinkers: A codex +3000pts

[scot246]

this sounds quite fun
so how about this

guard
upgrade lasguns to laser pens +1pt (they might actually hurt somebody with those)
a female commisar to restore moral quicker +20pts

orks
red gunz to shoot fasta "the ummies wont see wot 'it em" +2pts

chaos
khorne berserkers with fairy wands and wings to help them show their true feelings +1pt

dark eldar
somebody that can be bothered coleecting an army that will never be updated or ever get half decent minis +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000pts

[ArtificiallyEnhanced]

this sounds quite fun
so how about this

guard
upgrade lasguns to laser pens +1pt (they might actually hurt somebody with those)
a female commisar to restore moral quicker +20pts

orks
red gunz to shoot fasta "the ummies wont see wot 'it em" +2pts

LOLed so much when I read this.

dark eldar
somebody that can be bothered coleecting an army that will never be updated or ever get half decent minis +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000pts

w00t. Many points for me. What's wrong with DE? They rock.

[scot246]

heres some more ideas

space marines
star wars "storm trooper" armour +1pt
a personallity priceless
less blue paint +5,000pts

chaos deamons
fate weaver that can actually be beaten +20pts

thats all for now