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Want to really individualize your tabletop force? Why stick with those few boring old upgrades? Here are some new ones....
Extra Apostrophes+1 each
Punctuation and Spelling+35
Selection of Goth Music+3 (what did you think turned regular Eldar dark?)
After-dinner Mint for the Great Devourer+2
Extra Slime and/or Mucous+1
Change of Underwear+1
Change of Address+2
Change for the Laundromat+5
Passenger-side DVD Player+3
'I Visited Medusa V' Bumper Sticker+4
'My Other Car Is A Dropship' Bumper Sticker+1
Holy Handgrenade of Antioch+40
Squirt Pistol Full of Holy Water+6
Sisters of Battle:
Designer-Crafted Power Handbag+30
Extra Gold Braid+2
Even More Gold Braid+4
Box of Donuts for Command Bunker+1
Spare Four-Watt Bulb for Lasgun+1
Upgrade from Lasgun to Spitballs+2 per model
Last Will and Testament-FREE
T-shirt With Bullseye Logo-FREE
Upgrade from Black Sunglasses to Shiny Ones+2
Sense of Humor+50
Boxes to Stand On+12 per squad
Less-Offensive Name for Themselves+50
The Comfy Chair+10
Being Expected by No One-FREE
....anyone got more?
Last edited by Blackhat; May 21st, 2008 at 16:52.
This deserves a hearty bwahahah.
...designer-crafted power handbag...
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Come, sons of LO! Kneel before Poodle!
Mr_Wayne: "Some people believe that the World Eaters do not field any ranged weaponry. Those people often die at a distance."
> Massage drone (for after battle relaxation) +20
> Kren and Frep (hope the names are right) +10 for your enemy, as it's more likely to give THEM an advantage.
I've got to go, so that's all I have time for. Maybe I can think of some more tomorrow...
Nice one, Rev. Engineer, I wish I was creative to think of one off the top of my head, but I'll just say nice thread!
I was going to wait to post these new ones I thought of, to bump my precious thread if it starts sinking, but the heck with it, I'll think up more later.
Pointy Earmuffs for Ice Worlds+1
Spare Tofu and Wheatgrass+2
Cirque du Soleil Videos-FREE
Next Week's Lottery Numbers+50
Corn For The Corn God+4
Modified Duck Call+4
Alarm Clock With Million-Year Snooze Button+30
C'Tan Phase Toothpick+2
Rustproofing+2 per model
Barf Bags+1 per model
Nemesis Force Halibut+6
Psychic Power:Guess Your Weight+25
Psychic Power:Where Did I Leave The Keys+30
Sisters of Battle:
Upgrade to Sista of Battle+2 per model
Nut & Bolter+1
Psychic Power:Late Fee+5 per week
Upgrade Psychic Hood to Psychic Beret+12 (and jaunty!)
Upgrade Psychic Hood to Psychic Ten-Gallon Hat+20
Naked Lady Mudflaps+5
Crack Grenades-FREE(the first time...)
Skills and Drills:Get Slaughtered-FREE
Umpa-Lumpa Costumes+14 per squad
Upgrade One Guardsman to Guy Who Says 'We're All Gonna Die, Man'+3
Belief That New Recruits Are Maggots+1
GREAT upgrades, man;Y and actually a few good modeling ideas in those. But I think you forgot Spikes (+10) on everything, though.
This looks like fun
First Aid kit +1
5 minutes extra shower time +10
Sisters of Battle:
Malibu Barbie +1
Upgrade to Pink Exorsist +5
Extra Clothes fot Barbie +1
Upgrade to PS3 +3
Upgrade to Xbox 360 +5
MOT + 2
Put a sticker "Owned" on the back of the Monolith (If you can find it) +5
Xmas Hats for all armies +1 :drinking:
> Insult Servitor +10
Yells pre-recorded abuse at your hated foes, leaving you free to fight
> Novelty bolter-shaped lighter +2
Be the envy of your comrades. I don't really know why they'd be envious, but it's a good catchphrase.
> Bondage knife +8
Came from a typo in another thread. Just like a Bonding knife, only kinkier. And a bit more expensive
> Chrome-work +15
To spruce that armour up a bit
> Space-parrot +3
Well, they're supposed to be Pirates of some form, aren't they?
Sisters of Battle
> The Eurythmics +15
So they can sing that 'Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves' song. Only available to a pure Sisters Army
Yeah, that'll do for now...
> =][= Pod +25
Carry around your recordings of interrogations, burnings, pre-recorded insults (will interface with Insult Servitor above) and also has a handy witch-detector built in.
Last edited by Deadstar_MRC; November 28th, 2007 at 00:00. Reason: Found the 'other thred' I was talking about. And thought of something else.
Upgrade any one basic trooper to guy who says 'Game Over man, Game Over...I'm not going out there with those....things..' +50 (+60 if you have a commissar)
Availible to all inquisitors/commisars/space marines
Chill pill 15pts
Galexy fire starter 20pts
Galexy extinguisher 20pts
chain and lock for cadian gate 30pts.
PROUD TO BE IN THE BRITISH ARMY.
~~ Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death~~