If 40k was real?

[Quick]

When I grow up, I want to be a Tyranid Ripper.

I'd grab a mouthful of dirt and then run like hell towards the nearest pool of digestive juices and promptly dissolve.

[Zema]

If that where to happen the few warhammer fans will probably be hailed as the only worshippers on this planet!! We'll be the only ones saved from the =I=

But i'm afraid all chaos players are still going on the pyre!

[cadre_of_storms]

Originally Posted by Boom Boom

Me, well first knowing what I know about the Imperium I would not be to happy to worship a corpse on a shiny chair. So I would most likely join a rebel faction and become a freedom fighter.
Well that’s till the space marines turn up were I would throw my rifle on the floor and suddenly remember how to be a loyal servant of the Imperium then I would most likely get a desk job in one of the terra based offices.
Living out the rest of my life in comfort and as far from any battlefield full of crazed alien warriors as I can be!

at best youd be put in a penal legion at worst executed thats assuming you ended up facing a marine chapter that takes prisoners, what happens when if they sent someone like the flesh tearers?

Originally Posted by Shiz_Vaerth

Join the Ordo Xenos, seek to learn more about the Eldar and try to move to a craftworld (not likely).

eldar dislike and distrust humans. youd be dead

Originally Posted by Demandred

I agree with whoever said they would get a desk job on terra. I would do the same and stay as far away as possible from any sort of IG, Inquisitorial, or navy sort of position as I humanly could. I would sit at my desk saying "praise the Emperor" all day long to stay safe.

The world of 40k really sucks actually and thats the only way I think I could possible be safe at all from all the countless enemies of mankind, not to mention the enemies within.

agreed the 40k universe is a very dark and horrible place, some worlds away from the imperium and the worse of it tithes can have an ok existence but places like terra are hive worlds and truly unpleasnant places to live, even those who live mundane lives are bogged down in its misery.

Me id join the guard, yeah its a horrible job but at least you get companions among your own men and a sense of belonging

[Tekore]

We're allowed to pick? I figured the Imperium just would put us to work on whatever they felt like.

Tekore

[omgitsduane]

lobotomise me and call me a bezerker!

[magila]

I'd become a Spartan and kick someone down a well.

[Horus Lupercal]

id be liveing on baal , id end up as a bad ass ba commandeR!!!!! ohh yeh!

[Demandred]

Originally Posted by cadre_of_storms

agreed the 40k universe is a very dark and horrible place, some worlds away from the imperium and the worse of it tithes can have an ok existence but places like terra are hive worlds and truly unpleasnant places to live, even those who live mundane lives are bogged down in its misery.

Me id join the guard, yeah its a horrible job but at least you get companions among your own men and a sense of belonging

Yes, but terra is the least likely place to ever get attacked by the enemy. So I would put up with the crappiness that comes with living in a hiveworld. Either that or live on some peaceful agriworld that is far away from enemies while also not being a big target for enemy attackers/raiders.

And following the line of sillier suggested professions, I'd be a SERVOSKULL!!!!

[Shaabhekh]

lol, I've always wondered if that could happen

I myself would probably just go where ever i am put, but joining the Guard or PDF wouldnt pass my mind

But if 40k IS real, you best bloody hope the Imperials get here before any of the other Races do lol, or we is gonna go splat! ;?

As for the condition of this world, with Global Warming imminent and all that 'blah blah' we'd be screwed even if the Imperials turned up too, if any of you have (unfortunately) read Descent of Angles, you'll know what they did to the planet within weeks of arriving, meaning we'd go from how we are, to a Hive World in no time. Unless of course we get some nice treatment for being out of all our Natural Resources, and become an Agri World or some thing (no doubt the single appearance of an Imperial Shuttle will pass our Carbon Dioxide levels through the roof as it enters orbit! :rofl )

But im not 1 for saying no to the Emperor, so bring down the fun and let the party get started! :drinking: 8X :party2:

1st thing i'd do mind, is buy me a Laspistol!! 8X i want a Laspistol!

Shaabhekh :happy:

[Walex]

I'ld go for planetary govenor, a life of decadent pleasure- I'ld be dead before the proper tithe was determined.