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Old January 3rd, 2008, 00:02   #21 (permalink)
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Well this is a rather silly thread.

Anyways, I'd do anything that would get me away from the Imperium. Find a way to live on some Tau or Eldar world, perhaps.

E: Mabey chill with some Kroot or something.


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Old January 3rd, 2008, 00:24   #22 (permalink)
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I got ordained as a minister a while back, so unless I can convince them I'm faithful to the Emperor I'm dead, same goes for if they find my VC, DE, or Chaos armies. If I survive all that I'll probably wind up an =][='s assistant or preaching at you all rather loudly.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 00:31   #23 (permalink)
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I would be a crazy techmarine librarian hybrid working for a chapter in pink power armour with a full command squad each off which is also a techmarine librarian.

go me.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 00:49   #24 (permalink)
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Id give my soul to the Decever and live forever as a Pariah. All shall perish by the will of the C'tan, and by my blade. Mwahaha!
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 01:13   #25 (permalink)
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I would... erm... become a Warlord, no wait, EMPEROR titan Princeps. Hell yeah!
Or perhaps not.
I imagine that I could ship off to Necromunda and chill with the Gangs. I think I would make a nice House Esher reproduction-male.
Failing that, I'd be a mutant. Whacky claws for eyes, tongue, fingers, toes and hair-mutation here I come! Also, I get to look silly.

If all fail, I'll join the Guard sine my life is over anyways.

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Id give my soul to the Decever and live forever as a Pariah. All shall perish by the will of the C'tan, and by my blade. Mwahaha!
You wouln't try to convince him that you are the real Deciever then?
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 01:15   #26 (permalink)
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If that where to happen the few warhammer fans will probably be hailed as the only worshippers on this planet!! We'll be the only ones saved from the =I=

But i'm afraid all chaos players are still going on the pyre!
Unfortunately I think anyone who uses a xenos or chaos army would go on the pyre...

But anyways I think the when the imperium firsts finds people they try to swap out their gods for the emperor
So imperial priests would barge into places and be like "God is the Emperor!" "What is this Buddha? There is only the Emperor!" etc. And if you argue, they slice you in half with their eviscerators


What would I be?... Probably an Ordo Xenos inquisitor, and live somewhere in the higher areas (aka the nicer parts) of Terra. (near) Unlimited authority plus having a battlefleet, Mars, the Grey Knights and malleus HQ, etc nearby to hide behind sounds good to me.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 02:07   #27 (permalink)
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Defect to the tau, join the earth caste, and try and find a way to either beat or run away from the inevitable tyranid mass assault.

If I wasn't on the eastern fringe I would probably join the imperial navy.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 11:43   #28 (permalink)
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i know my perfect job.

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I would probably go play fantasy with some nids on a space hulk. I bet they would be Bretonians just to be silly.
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Old January 3rd, 2008, 19:20   #30 (permalink)
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I'd have to get over my shock that some weird spaceship had landed on earth and told me everything I'd known was a lie. xD After that ... not too sure. Being chucked into the loony bin or a desk job muttering politically-correct nonsense sounds good. =)
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