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| Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Canyon Country, CA, USA Age: 27
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Rep Power: 40 ![]() | Anyways, I'd do anything that would get me away from the Imperium. Find a way to live on some Tau or Eldar world, perhaps. E: Mabey chill with some Kroot or something.
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I got ordained as a minister a while back, so unless I can convince them I'm faithful to the Emperor I'm dead, same goes for if they find my VC, DE, or Chaos armies. If I survive all that I'll probably wind up an =][='s assistant or preaching at you all rather loudly.
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| Senior Member ![]() Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada, where else? Age: 16
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I would be a crazy techmarine librarian hybrid working for a chapter in pink power armour with a full command squad each off which is also a techmarine librarian. go me.
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| Not a mod, still a King! ![]() Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lancaster / Warwick, UK Age: 21
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Id give my soul to the Decever and live forever as a Pariah. All shall perish by the will of the C'tan, and by my blade. Mwahaha!
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| Strikes Fear in horses ![]() Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Eskisltuna, Sweden Age: 20
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I would... erm... become a Warlord, no wait, EMPEROR titan Princeps. Hell yeah! ![]() Or perhaps not. I imagine that I could ship off to Necromunda and chill with the Gangs. I think I would make a nice House Esher reproduction-male. ![]() Failing that, I'd be a mutant. Whacky claws for eyes, tongue, fingers, toes and hair-mutation here I come! Also, I get to look silly. If all fail, I'll join the Guard sine my life is over anyways. ![]() You wouln't try to convince him that you are the real Deciever then? |
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| Archmagos ![]() Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Luna
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But anyways I think the when the imperium firsts finds people they try to swap out their gods for the emperor So imperial priests would barge into places and be like "God is the Emperor!" "What is this Buddha? There is only the Emperor!" etc. And if you argue, they slice you in half with their eviscerators What would I be?... Probably an Ordo Xenos inquisitor, and live somewhere in the higher areas (aka the nicer parts) of Terra. (near) Unlimited authority plus having a battlefleet, Mars, the Grey Knights and malleus HQ, etc nearby to hide behind sounds good to me.
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Defect to the tau, join the earth caste, and try and find a way to either beat or run away from the inevitable tyranid mass assault. If I wasn't on the eastern fringe I would probably join the imperial navy.
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| Formerly BrotherAzriel ![]() Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oxfordshire Age: 21
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i know my perfect job. Adeptus Arbites Street Judge, I AM THE LAW!!!
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I'd have to get over my shock that some weird spaceship had landed on earth and told me everything I'd known was a lie. xD After that ... not too sure. Being chucked into the loony bin or a desk job muttering politically-correct nonsense sounds good. =)
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