If 40k was real?

[Alder109]

well if the think about it from a background sense then, we all already know far too much about the horusy heresy and the dark gods, some of us even know the greattest secrets of the dark angels (at which point we are so getting boned by an interrogator chaplain), so i reckon it would be an exterminatus for the lot of us, considering al the icons to the false gods that are kicking around.

That's what would totally happen. I mean, us heretics down here not only know way to much about the universe, but we've made a game out of it, and we let people besides the Impreium win. We'd be toast. But if they somehow did let us live through it all, I'd take up a job in the Terran 1st (since tithes would most likely come in the form of troops, what else are we going to pay them) and hope I get to drive a tank. Or any other vehicle for that matter, the more of a support/supply position I score, the better.

[john13]

i would become a army commander,



then i could play 40k

with real people hehe

if i could iw ould either become a spade marine or an eldar

[EzeKK]

I would join the Guard. Better than being a pencil pusher or living in some hive city.

[swarbieofthehivemind]

Seeing as I naturally make people depressed and uncomfortable, I believe I would be picked up by a member of the Culexus assassin temple. After training I would be kicked out for being to depressing, horrifying and unnerving even for them, and I would then go hire myself out as a hitman.

Failing that, I would find a genestealer, kick it until it gave in and then force it to make me part of a genestealer cult.

[Blasterdude3]

Seeing as I naturally make people depressed and uncomfortable, I believe I would be picked up by a member of the Culexus assassin temple. After training I would be kicked out for being to depressing, horrifying and unnerving even for them, and I would then go hire myself out as a hitman.

Failing that, I would find a genestealer, kick it until it gave in and then force it to make me part of a genestealer cult.

a person's gotta have goals. XD

[swarbieofthehivemind]

Yep. With a goal like that, how could I possibly fail?

[The Green Meep]

I would pledge my allegiance to Khorne.

Just because I'm more likely to die during battle. I'm not saying death is a GOOD thing, but, it's quite necessary when everybody lives forever, until they're killed in battle. Thus, no boredom for me ;D

[Backdraft005]

Yep. With a goal like that, how could I possibly fail?

I'm pretty sure there's not getting kicked. And being an assassin would be badass, besides teh brain washing you under go.

[praxis]

I would be Technical crew on a BFG space marine Battlebarge. I once told my sons girlfriend i used to work on the international space station, fixing aircon units. She believed me and even told her dad !

[Koss]

iw ould either become a spade marine

Ah yes, the spade marines. They dig holes for the emporors glory....